Title: As Seen on TV!
Author: captainbartholomew
Disclaimer: If I owned them I would be selling them to the fangirls so I could make mass profit and pay for my college education, but that's only a pipe dream. I sadly, however, own the item Dean is selling.
Challenge Word: store (I, once again, used a variation. I'm a rebel, boo freaking yah!)
Additional Challenge: Write a tag for one of the episodes Jeremy Carver has credit for.
Word Count: 200… on my well… read you'll know what it's on.
Tag: Changing Channels, but no major spoilers.
*a/n: I place all blame for this on caylendar! But thank you for the inspiration dear. :)
The herpes commercial had been bad enough, but this was highly impractical.
"This product is not sold in stores folks! It's only available for a limited time and then it will be off the market forever!" exclaimed Dean with a great amount of over enthusiasm. "Just look at this poor sap, without one he won't be warm enough to last through the winter."
The leopard printed half of a blanket with arms was draped over Sam's torso, looked like a backwards superhero's cape or something out of the closet at a wizard's school.
Sam had to admit the thing was as soft as a kitten, but technically it didn't work so well for his cold and aching back. He was about to point this out to Dean, playing his role of the over bearing infomercial salesman way to well for Sam's liking, when the older Winchester started talking again.
"Now this item can be yours for only two payments of fifteen dollars plus if you order now, I'll throw in two smaller child sizes for the kids in your family plus one with a television remote pocket!"
Sam sighed when did Dean go from bad ass hunter to Snuggie salesman?