Under that...
By:DRag0ness
So, my second fic, humor, good?
"I'm going to see it! I'm going to see it!"sang a very happy (and very dorky) looking Gai Maito.
It was a beautiful day in Konohakagure (hope i spelled that right) and everyone was happy, everyone was smiling, even the very angsty Hyuuga Neji was doing the very same as everyone else.
It was strange to see a shinobi dancing across rooftops even in a shinobi village. Who knew this dancing and singing could affect someone's good mood? When Gai had reached the Hokage's Tower he started singing even louder, the singing had caught the short tempered Hokage's attention.
"What is the meaning of this unbearable racket!"demanded a very angry Tsunade. "I can't concentrate! Its already bad enough that I have a old perverted man in my office and now some public performer or something outside of my office yelling out some sappy poem or something! What is the meaning of all this!"
"Thanks for the mention,"stated Jiraiya very sarcastically.
"I'll go take care of that immediately, " said Sakura on cue, beckoning for Jiraiya to get out. Then she hurried out the door to take care what ever this singing was.
"La la la la la la la la la la la! I'm going to see it!" sang Gai. But before Sakura came, Lee had arrived on the scene.
"Gai-sensei is doing some youthful! I must follow!" shrieked a very excited Lee. Right to his word he started dancing around copying Gai's movements and singing along to this very "youthful" song.
"What in the world are you two doing?" demanded a very annoyed Sakura.
They both stop dancing, Lee disppeared around a corner the minute he saw Sakura to hide a blush that was coming to his face.
"I have just devised the perfect plan to overthrow the not so great Copy Ninja!" called out a very triumphant Gai. "I will ambush him by tricking him into the forest where i shall see the face that has been hidden from the naked eye since the day this not so great person was born!" trying to imitate an evil genius's laugh but ended up being dehydrated from all the singing and dancing he had been doing, Gai had collapsed onto the roof top with raspy breathing.
"Is that all?" questioned Sakura impatiently.
"Of course not! Then, i will take a picture, blackmail him into listening to whatever i shall order him to do or i will expose his face to the whole wide world! I will show the world who the true genius is!"sputtered Gai.
"Well then, can I help? I have been dying to see his face forever but its just hard, it would be nice to finally see it, " said Sakura very sweetly.
"Help? I, the beautiful blue beast of Konoha does not need any help! I only help other people!"
"Fine suit yourself" Sakura stalked off. But before she went around the corner she yelled back "And do be quiet or i will send your superior to shut you up forever!" But after shestarting talking to herself in a stage whisper; "At least i know his weakness."
Now this was something that had finally caought Gai's attention. So he grudgingly trudged after a very triumphant Sakura to find out what this weakness so he can better the chance of his plan be successful.
I know Jiraiya is a bit OOC but yeah, what else was he suppose to say?
DRag0ness