I don't own any Black Bird if I did family guy would get thrown into black bird and there would be more perverted chapters;]

Well this is the story of my amazing and complicated life {cough} lies. You see people think I'm a little mentally unstable, well it's completely true, but I prefer the term 'exceedingly imaginative' because it sounds more sophisticated but I say it sounds FANCY!

Oh I forgot to introduce myself well my name is Daniela M. Castellanos, long name right? Anyway my parents are the cool type who can be very perverted and weird yet fun and loving. My dad has the same personality as Peter Griffin except he's not stupid or fluffy {fat}. My mom is, well she's human or mostly half of the time. Well she looks human, she's actually the clan leader of the vampires along with my daddy, the technical term for vampire is 'undead immortal', fancy right?

My appearance is unique, special I guess. I'm slightly pale, I have long waist-length hair that is pitch black and has silver highlights. My eye color is silver, my height is 5'5 very close to 5'6, and I weigh 80 pounds, but I definitely do not look skinny. I have more of a voluptuous body; it's embarrassing considering that I barely turned 15.

Since I'm exceedingly imaginative I believe that nobody deserves to die or to be judged, because who are we to judge others mistakes. Everyone has motives and you should be proud of the people that completed them because they had the guts to follow there dream, even if there dream wasn't the best one to follow like Hitler but hey who am I to criticize him. I tend talk to myself and half of the other time I just do nothing like stare at walls or unanimated objects for hours. I always imagine the weirdest dreams, torture methods and secret codes.

My parents are unfortunately filthy stinking rich. We have a mansion in every country in the world, they wanted a mansion in every city but that's just stupid. My parents aren't really around and when they are we have parties, have water and paintball wars, read and watch anime and best of all try to master our powers of the elements. I remember the second funniest and stupidest conversation we had like it was yesterday…

"Mom I'm going to school in Japan." I said with a grin on my face I expect them to say no cause it's too far away."That's nice sweetie." Hahaha I knew she would say no. WHAT THE FUCK! I stopped smiling did she just say that?"Mom did you hear me right I am going to school halfway around the world aren't you going to say no.""That's nice sweetie,""DAD! Mom is on her period again" and guess what he said" that's nice sweetie."THE FUCK!

All of a sudden I got an evil grin on my face, "Mom I'm going to have sex with a friend." "Good for you sweetie" said my dad. Fuck you guys. "Mom I'm I am going to turn lesbian.""That's nice sweetie". WHAT THE HELL!"Mom I'm pregnant" I said with a smile wait for it here it comes "Congratulations sweetie." I give up. My last try "Mom they don't sell chocolate anymore" I said with a sigh. "Fuck noooo come on everyone were going to sue the company they will not cancel chocolate as long as I live."That unfortunately is forever. "WOW! Way to love food over your only child I feel so loved," I said with a HUGE hint of sarcasm and that the end of the conversation.

Wait a minute that happened four minutes ago!

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So basically with that conversation being said I'm officially going to school in Japan just to piss my parents off. The plane ride was interesting you see somebody tried to hijack the plane [they weren't human] while I was taking a nap. I woke up and the first thing I said was 'what the hell man don't you see I'm taking a nap. You could've hijacked the plane while I was sleeping!' That's when I noticed he wasn't human he was a werewolf. Oooops I just pissed off a werewolf score for me!

He was about to kill me but I yelled out" Before I die I always wanted to do this" I started moving back slowly while snapping my fingers. I started singing "I'm walking down the street and this is what I see a pretty little thing and then there is me." Suddenly I tripped, so I started dragging my body across the floor, I get on my knees and I decided to pray. "God I know that I ate my mom's secret stash of chocolate and tripped myself for fun, but what did I do to deserve this fate?" I said dramatically.

After that I decided to stop playing around I tackled him and hit his pressure point on the neck. He was knocked out pretty fast; the next thing I said was stupid "Holy flabbergastingschintzel I'm on a plane! When did that happen?!" I swear everyone gave me the WTF looks but its not like I give a damn what people think about me!

Oh I forgot to mention where I'm from, I was born in a small kingdom named Petatán located in the south east of México. I really never called anywhere my home because I never truly felt like I belonged anywhere. I really don't believe that love is the key to friendship because I cant see it, like I said if I cant physically see it, then its not real; at least that's my philosophy and if you don't like it then sue me!;p

I'm really lazy to tell you what happened when I arrived at my mansion so I'll just skip to my first day of school.

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Your probably wondering what happened on my first day, to tell you the truth what didn't happen on my first day? So at the front yard of the High School, I already hate it because we can't wear whatever we want and there seems to be a lot of Yōkai and demons that are high and low class. I noticed they were all drawn to a peach smelling girl. I for one admit her smell is quite repulsive, not that she stinks its just that I don't see what's so great about the girl, plus she's human.

I was about to ignore until some demon tripped her, I did what anyone would've done in my position, didn't give a damn so I walked away. You weren't expecting that one I bet? [Inwardly smirking]. Then later on the day when she was walking I saw all the blood on her, I felt really bad so I decided maybe a little sympathy wouldn't hurt."Hey there good looking stranger what does a girl have to do to get that sexy?" Wait a minute what the fuck did I just say? Way to go Daniela, I bet you totally don't look lesbian right now."Hello I'm Misao Harada, very nice to meet you Daniela." How does she know my name?"Look girly I'll get to the point I know Yōkai are the ones that did this. So I have a proposition I'll protect you in exchange well you really don't have to do anything," 'WOW that was a stupid proposition I came up with. I swear I'm becoming stupider by the second,' I thought sarcastically.

"Why would you go for all the trouble to help me?" asked Misao, "Because I know what it feels to be alone and have no one understand what you're going through. Honest truth it's not a pleasant feeling to be alone, so I'll help you in any way I can." That's how a beautiful friendship was formed between me and Misao.