Disclaimer; I don not own LoZ.
-Scene: Nice Day at Lake Hylia, Link is fishing-
Link: Hey Midna.
Midna: What?
Link: What's it like?
Midna: What?
Link: Being dead.
Midna: *smacks forehead* I'm with an idiot...
-Scene: Link riding his horse at night towards Kakariko-
Link: OMG! What's this big hole?!
Midna: That's-
Link: It's like a gorge or something!
Midna: That's because it is a gorge!
Link: I'm going to jump down it! *jumps and screams*
Midna: *Smacks forehead again* Director! Can we please get someone other than this guy to play Link?
Strange man watching from the shadows: No! The budget won't allow!
Epona: -Sigh- Well, that's that. Sorry kids, no new LoZ game this year. Link died.
-Scene: After the first battle with Ganondorf-
Zelda and Epona: -dead silence-
Ganondorf: -rides out against the sunset, holding Midna's helmet-
Link: -looks surpised-
Ganondorf: Mwahahahaha! You cannot wi-
Link: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I just got the joke!
Zelda: -twitch- Oh, Link...
Epona: I'll be going now...
Zelda: -starts chasing Link-
Midna: -Floats over and puts her helmet back on- So how have you been?
Ganon: Oh you know, the usual.
-Scene: Beginning of game-
Link: So you wanna know how to use a sword?
Kids: Yeah!
Zant: -floats in and kills Link-
Kids: -all sweatdrop-
Midna: -pulls off face mask and sees who it is-
Old Link: Hiya!
Ganondorf in twilight realm: *smacks forehead*
Midna: That's it. I quit.
A/n: And that ends our story! For now, anyway... This is supposed to be a funny story, by the way. Plz Review!