Just a short little one-shot based on a tumblr prompt. Enjoy!
Alex Vause and Piper Chapman had been arch enemies since the 5th grade.
Piper lived in a world apart from Alex, with her designer clothes and distant parents. In addition to this, Piper was Jessica Wedge's cousin and the girl made Alex's life hell from the moment she met her. So, in tow, Alex hated Piper. She would just stand and watch with the rest of Wedge's minions and try to fit in with the girls that were a year older than her by sometimes referring to her as "Greaser" when she was evidently annoyed and her friends were showing off.
So, when the famous Nicky Nichols got wind that Pornstache from their 12th-grade chemistry class where both Chapman and Wedge, among others, were attending they knew that they had/ to gatecrash.
Which is what left Alex Vause, notorious lesbian sex god, in an unfamiliar bathtub with a sharp ache in her neck, freezing cold and a hangover so extreme that she was fairly certain a small man hand climbed inside her head and started drilling.
The night started off as any other party where you weren't invited, people got mad and cans were thrown in the duos general direction but eventually, and mainly due to Pornstache staring at Alex's boobs, they were given free beer and allowed to roam free.
It had been relatively quite for Alex's standards until Nichols had screamed out to anybody who was listening over the loud music, "Vause! Let's play never have I ever" and Alex could tell just by looking at Nicky it was a cheap ploy for free shots but honestly she didn't mind.
After Alex had ransacked the cupboards and found two bottles of tequila and half bottle of whisky Nicky had rounded up a few contenders. There was John Bennett, some girl Alex thought people called Flaca, Boo, some short brunette Nicky was trying to bring over to the dark side, and none other than the notorious WASP Piper Chapman. Honestly, Alex was shocked she'd even go to parties. But she did seem pretty smashed so maybe she could get some info out of her she could use at a later date.
With a sex life as wild as Alex's and between her and Nicky they had tried almost every drug available by the sixth round she had done five shots, the only criteria that she hadn't met was Bennett's "Never have I ever slept with a man", and Alex Vause was definitely drunk.
It was after that that things started to get hazy. She vaguely remembered Nicky getting off with that chick and later threatening to beat Boo up if she carried on calling her Stretch, but other than that her mind came up blank.
Alex looked downwards and wasn't surprised to find she was naked. She was, however, very surprised to see a certain blonde, who was also very naked, curled into Alex's side with her legs twisted around her own in awkward angles and her left arm cupping her own breast. Alex felt herself actually blush at that. Why? She had no idea.
Wait, maybe it wasn't Piper. Because Alex knew as well as anyone that Piper was almost as straight as they come. She was just jumping to conclusions. Where were her glasses?
Trying to maneuver her long body without waking the blonde was quite the task seen as she was clung like a baby koala but soon enough she'd moved her body in a way that she could both look around and move one arm. Fuck! Her glasses were by the door on the opposite side of the room from what she could tell. Due to her being longsighted and a little blind all over she decided to settle back down into the unforgettable porcelain and move to her side a little to inspect the other woman.
With pale two fingers, the older of the two lifted the girls head up from its pillow on her broad shoulder and inspected her face, purely to see who it was of course.
Much to her horror, there was no denying it was definitely Piper and, due to the very different kind of ache in between her legs from everywhere else, they certainly had sex. At least she must've been good, Alex pondered but quickly withdrew from the idea when that fact that she hated this girl dropped on her like a tonne of bricks.
The brunette jumped quickly from her when she realised this, and in the process, knocked the blondes head against the bathtub.
"Ugh!" She groaned, rubbing her head. Alex stood frozen. She could easily collect her discarded clothes from around the room and bolt like she usually would be her body wouldn't react to her brain. "Alex?" Oh God, she was awake now. Nowhere to run. "Alex, I'm naked!" The blonde squeaked panicked, both covering herself up and looking up at the older girl with wide blue eyes.
Panicked, Alex turned around as if to preserve Piper modestly. It's not like she hadn't seen it before, though. Wait, maybe Piper thought she'd just walked in. Did she even know? "We had sex" Blurted out Alex in a very un-Alex manner. She was rendered almost speechless by the girl.
The room was silent as the pair both scrambled for their clothes and tried to avoid eye contact.
It was on their way out of the front door, with Alex unable to find her underwear and pulling on her worn leather jacket, that the blonde next looked at her. She looked cute in an awkward sort of way. Not that Alex found people she fucked cute, merely hot or sexy.
"Call me sometime, yeah?"
What? Did Alex hear her right? She adjusted her glasses uncomfortably. This situation wasn't new to her but the feelings associated with it were.
"Nicky has my number from texting me about how I'm 'a little shit' every time she's drunk, get it off her" Piper mumbled, less confident "If you want" She added quickly.
Alex nodded, dazed. Piper smiled widely in response to this and, while Alex was still unresponsive to nearly all stimuli, leant up on her tiptoes and gave the brunette a quick kiss on the cheek before turning and walking away.
There were very few time Alex Vause was actually truly speechless and two of them had been this morning. The brunette brought her fingers up to touch where the blonde she "hated" had just kissed. She'd been asked to call girls after a night out many times, but as the watched Piper walk away, she thought she actually would this time.