Zack Fair's Guide on how to be...HOTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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Hellooooooo!!!!!!! My name is Zack, Zack Fair-YESSSS! Thats right I said FAIR!!!!!!!!
Im here today to reveal my personal secrets on how to beeeeee...AWESOMELY, SIZZLIN', FANTASTICaRIFFICLY, PERFECTLY, COOLIEOO, and...cannnnnn I get a drumroll pleaze...HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok get ready for my awesome secrets, 'smile, smile, smile, smile':
Zack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you talking in the mirror again, HEY are you listening to me! Zack!
Aerith!!!!!! Dont interupt my show!!!!!!! Someday- I WILL be famous I'll have my own show and everything!!!!!!! You'll see!!!
Right...he does this every single morning...Ok...So sorry...It IS getting rather annoying...
Ok...sorry for the INTERUPTION!!!!!!...Back to the show!!!!!!!
MY PERFECT HAIR:
Gel: Im not too big on using 'all-natural' stuffz but...for my hair ALWAYS use all-natural hair gels...the artificial crap is...well...crap...Also ONLY use aqua colored kinds...Its just it really pretty and stuff...I dont know...but yeah...It also smells mintzy...YAYZ!!!!!
Comb: Just to show you have some kind of class, try to get a black comb...
NEVER use wide tooth combs, they will make your hair all stringy and stuff, so I have to recommend the thin...small...pointy...ones...
Shampoo: I ONLY use Svuadevi shampoo, first off all the name makes me feel, well, important, classy, special. DO NOT follow the directions on the bottle though, after that charade, I didnt leave my apartment for almost TWO WEEKS!!!!!!! Follow my directions instead:
1. apply quarter sized globs to dampened hair
2. rub scalp until its all bubbly and stuff
3. let it set for 15 minutes
4. blow dry and leave in for exactly 6 hours
5. rinse thoughorly...
Wait...Aerith!!!!! Aerith!!!!!! Hey!!!!!! AERITH!!!!!!!!!
What?
Ummmmmm...How do you spell...thourolyghly...??????
I think its...t.h.r.o.u.g.h.l.y...yeah thats right.
T.h.r.o.u.l.y??????
Nooooo, t.h.r.o.u.g.h.l.y...got it?
Ummmmm t.h.r.o.u.g.h.l.y, throughly. Got it! Than-que!!!!
ANNNNNND BACK to the SHOW!!!!!!!!!
5. rinse throughly (still after 6 hours)
6. then after you see the results, pay your respect to mwua, me!
Conditioner: DO NOT use conditioner!!!!!! If your hair is too soft is too soft the spikes wont form correctly!!!!!!! You CAN use it every time you re-do your spikes though.
Styling Tips (How to make your hair like mine!):
1. comb your locks out flat, straight down to your shoulders
2. GENTLY apply styling gel, let sit for 5 minutes
3. spike your hair in the perfect positions
(see broadcast pamplet for each spike placement)
4. after dryed into place, comb through each one to thin then gel residue
5. then after secured and fit into place, you can finally let your girlfriend into the bathroom quarters, if she hasnt already broke the door down
Tune in next week for some more of Zack Fairs secrets!!!!!!!!
(Applause!!!!!!!)
PLEASE review so I can continue writing more...for next week we will have Zacks guide on how to dress...What a statement!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA so thenks for reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!