Yay! Behold, the wonderul naruto Fanfic! Read and review! Please! Also, please forgive me if I mess up spelling or terminology. Last but not least, Naruto is not mine. None of them are in fact, which makes me very sad.

"Ninja camp my..."

The group of chuunin stared up at the sign above them, which read "Camp yay happy fun extra smiley land!" They should have known that a smiling Kakashi was never good news. But, when he had come to the group of newly passed ninjas they had all been too tired from the stupid test to run away. Not that they hadn't tried when he had informed them that since they had passed that test and gone through the whole Orochimaru thing, they were being shipped of to a "Ninja camp" to relax. However, despite Naruto's shadow doubles running off in every direction, Gaara's sand flying everywhere, Shino's bugs buzzing around, and Ino and Sakura's tantrums, they had still been stuffed in a giant bus which had taken them here and forcibly shoved them out the door. Whereupon we get back to where we were.

"Ninja camp my..." began Naruto, before he was smacked on the head by Sakura.

"Hey! Don't use words like that in front of a lady, baka!" she snapped at him.

"I have to agree, this doesn't look like anything to do with learning to be a shinobi." said Sasuke unhappily.

"Ugh, me have to do this camp thing. How troublesome." said Shikamaru.

Neji merely started banging his head against a tree.

"P,perhaps it won't be so bad?" said Hinata hesitantly.

"I bet it will be fun!" said someone next to her. Everyone whirled to stare at the source of the unknown voice. Well, everyone except Gaara, who fell over due to the weight of the giant gourd on his back and fell into the lake. The stranger was a girl, not short exactly, but built on a smaller scale than the others. She had long light blue hair in a braid down her back and sea green-grey eyes. She wore a tight powder blue kimono with thigh high slits up the sides to allow for freedom of movement. It ended just above the waist save for a bit that crept up over her shoulders to end in a pair of long flowing sleeves. Underneath she wore a darker blue shirt, for obvious reasons. Her kunai holder was strapepd midway down her thigh, and she wore an overfull scroll holder strapped over her back. More scrolls and a large fan in flame colored shades of silk hung in a sash from her waist.

"Who are you?" demanded Sasuke, his hand going to his kunai.

"I'm Mika?" she said with a smile.

"Well what are you doing here then?" he asked suspiciously.

"I was on a tour of Konoha, and I wandered off from the tour group and your crazy sensei shoved me into the bus with you people." she said. "I'm from the Village of Magma. See?" she twirled to show a forehead protector with a stylization of an erupting volcano tied just above her braid.

"But, Kakashi would know who actually lived in the village, and besides, we don't give tours anyway," began Naruto. Mika smacked him with the fan.

"Silence! Do not mess with the author's explanation!" she snapped.

"The what?" asked Sasuke.

However, at just that moment a person who is not a blatant attempt at a distraction showed up at the gates.

"Hi!I'm a blatant attempt at distraction, I mean a camp counselor! I'm here to make sure your stay at Camp yay happy fun extra smiley land is the best time ever! I know we're going to have lots of fun together!" she said perkily, while Sasuke, Neji, and Gaara imagined ways to kill her in her sleep. "You like, totally need to come on in now!" she squealed happily beckoning them in. They all came in. the doors slammed behind them, as they stared, dumbstruck.

"So...many...smiley faces." shuddered Sasuke curling into a fetal position while Ino and Sakura fought a silent battle over who would get to comfort him.

"Hey, who are you smiling at? Do you think you're better than me?" said Naruto to a a particularly large grinning face, which. "Oh, not saying anything huh? I'll make you acknowledge me!" he snapped.

"Wow! This place is so great! I love it here!" yelled Lee happily. "Gai sensei, I will do my best to have youthful fun here for you!"

Meanwhile..."Hello?" called Gaara, floating in the lake, being buoyed up by his giant gourd. "Hello? Anyone? I live in a desert, I don't know how to swim! Hello?"

"So, let's see here, since we got here, Sakura and Ino have beat each other up, Sasuke is curled up and babbling about smiley faces, Shino is talking to ladybug, and Naruto is getting beat up by a painted smiley face. This is going to be fun!"said Mika.

"Now, eveyone, listen up! The boys are going to stay in the boys dormitory over there, and the girls will stay in that one there! Don't go sneaking into each other's dormitories, you naughty little scamps you!" said the counselor, waving a finger at them. "There are six beds in each room!"

"But...there are more boys than girls. There won't be enough beds for us." pointed out Neji.

"I'm sure you'll work something out! You can be creative! But now, we're going to go have a happy dinner together and introduce ourselves so we can all be good friends!" she said, skipping happily up to "the mess hall isn't it nice, we eat here yay!"

She seated them all at a big round table with the ever-present smiley face painted on it. "Now, before the food gets here let's all go around and introduce ourselves!"

"But, we already know each other." said Naruto

"SHUT UP AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF!" the counselor screamed. She smiled happily at the stunned group. "Why don't you with the pretty pink hair go first? I love pink!"

"Umm, my name is Sakura, I come from the Village of Leaves, and I like Sasuke...'s yelling at that annoying Naruto!" she stammered hurriedly when she noticed the object of her affections staring at her oddly. "You go next pig Ino!" she snapped at the blond girl next to her.

"My name's Ino, and I'm a sexy ninja from the Village of Leaves. I don't like Sakura with her ugly forehead, but I do like you Sasuke!" she said blowing him a kiss.

"How troublesome, I have to introduce myself. I'm Shikamaru from the Village of Leaves."

"M, my name is Hinata. I'm also from the Village of Leaves. I like...umm. A certain person." stuttered Hinata shyly, blushing.

"Aww, you're so cute!" squealed Mika, tackleglomping her. The others ignored this disturbance and went on with the introductions.

"My name is Shino. I'm from the same village as everyone but Gaara's group and Mika, so I won't bother repeating it. I look mysterious because I wear dark glasses and pull my coat up so you can't see my mouth. I hate Americans because they make me sound stupid with their dubs. I like bugs. This camp is like bug, in that it"

Naruto interrupted him, to everyone's relief. "My name is Uzumaki Naruto, and I'm going to be the best ninja ever! I'll be even greater than the Hokage! I like ramen, playing tricks on people, ramen, ramen, ramen, clown faces and ramen! I hate Sasuke and people who steal my spotlight, which is why I always shout everything and make lots of noise!" he yelled.

"My name is Sasuke. I,"

"No, I'm not done yet! Stop stealing my spotlight!" yelled Naruto, who was hit over the head by Ino, Sakura, and Temari who all yelled "STOP INTERRUPTING SASUKE-KUN!"

But by then it was too late, Choji had already begun introducing himself. "My name is Choji. I like to eat. When do we get food?"

"My name is Lee, the beautiful green beast of the forest! I like training, Gai sensei, and SAKURA! ONE DAY I WILL WIN YOUR LOVE!" he yelled jumping up on the table and blowing little pink hearts at her.

"Stop doing that!" she snapped, dodging them.

"My name is Tenten. I like throwing weapons at things, pandas, and Neji." she noticed the odd look she was getting from Neji. "As a friend, in a friendly relationship of friends being friendly to other friends!" she said hurriedly.

"Um, my name is Kabuto and can someone please tell me what I'm doing here? Eep!" the white haired sound ninja ducked as a hail of kunai, shurikens, flew over his head.

"Okay, this has gone far enough!" snapped Sasuke. "It's bad enough that some one got here on the bus with an unbelievable story which for some reason I feel strangely disinclined to dispute right now, but you! You're an evil spy for Orochimaru,and I know you weren't on the bus! It's as though some omnipotent being has dropped you here among us simply so she can include her favorite character!"

"Um, well," he said standing up, "I was just sitting at home watching Firefly, when suddenly I was here and everyone was introducing themselves please don't kill me!" he said ducking again as Sasuke picked up a kunai with meaningful intent. Mika looked up from an animated conversation with Tenten about pandas.

"Sasuke, you can't kill off the characters, it would," she paused when she saw Kabuto. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" and went flying over the table to tackleglomp the poor unsuspecting ninja. Sasuke sighed.

"Oh fine." he said reluctantly, as Kabuto pulled himself to his feet, his hair severely messy and his glasses and head protector cocked at an angle, the adoring Mika clinging to him.

"Right then! I'm glad you're so happy! That's what we're here for, to be happy friends! On with the introductions!" squealed the counselor.

"I'm Kiba. This is my dog Akamaru." he said. "I like dogs." Akamaru yipped. "And Akamaru says that if you have any single lady poodles he," Kiba paused. "No, bad Akamaru! Not until you're older!"

"My name is Kankuro. I'm from the Village of Sand. I have kitty ears and I don't know why."

"I'm Neji. There's nothing else you really need to know about me, so I see no point in going on."

"I'm Temari. I'm from The Village of Sand. I," she was interrupted as the doors slammed open

"WHY DIDN'T ANYONE COME GET ME? I WAS STUCK FLOATING IN THAT LAKE! I HAD TO HITCH A RIDE IN TO SHORE WITH A PAIR OF TURTLES!" he yelled.

"But were they sea turtles?" asked someone.

"Why hello! Why don't you introduce yourself?" said the counselor as cheerfully as ever. Gaara started to make the hand motion that would bury the instructor in sand, but stopped when everyone made frantically shook their heads,make throat slicing motions and mouthed "No! She's the scariest thing ever!"

"Fine. I'm Gaara. I hate everything and I don't like anything." he annoyedly.

"Not even...your teddy bear?" asked Temari holding it up.

"Gah! Give that back!" snapped Gaara, snatching it.

"Okay, just one person left!" said the counselor brightly.

"Um, hi! I'm Mika. I'm from the village of magma. I like sugar, causing chaos, and setting things on fire!" she grinned, causing everyone to back away slightly. She looked slightly awkward. "Um, look, it's the food! Let's all focus on it!" So after they finally had dinner, the camp counselor hurried them off to their various cabins.