SASUKE!
Author: LonelyWriter42
Summary: Hinata's favorite show, SASUKE, is on every night after everyone goes to bed. Neji doesn't see why she has to watch it until one night he watches it with her and finds out he likes SASUKE, too.
Disclaimer: You thought this is about the Uchihahahahahaha brat, Sasuke? Well you are wrong! It's about one of my favorite shows, Ninja Warrior, known as SASUKE in Japan. The dude that does Kakashi's English voice is also the announcer of Ninja Warrior making it even better... Anyway, I don't own Naruto, SASUKE or the candy that I am eating. (It's my sister's. Hopefully she doesn't find out I'm the one that ate it...)
"And the Rolling log claims another competitor!" The TV announcer said.
"No! Not Yamada! I thought he'd go all the way!" Hinata cried.
"What are you watching?" Neji came into the room and glared at her. "Your yelling woke up half the house!"
"Oh. Sorry, Nii-san. I was just watching SASUKE."
"SASUKE? What's that about? The idiot Uchihahaha brat?"
"No! It's about people who aren't Ninja trying to become the Ninja King. It's quite funny. Do you want to watch it with me?" She asked shyly.
"Sounds stupid," he said, turning to leave.
"Come on, Nii-san. You'd like it. The announcer is Kakashi-sensei!" She squeaked.
He gave her his darkest glare before sitting down next to her. "So stupid." He muttered.
They watched in silence for several minutes as almost all the competitors were eliminated from the competition.
"These people are idiots, trying to be ninja when they clearly have no talent what so ever." Neji said.
"They are just normal people, Nii-san. They haven't had years of training like we have."
"They should stop trying." Neji said in a superior voice.
"Nii-san! Stop complaining about everything and just watch!" Hinata shook her head at him.
"Fine." Neji grumbled.
They watched Makoto Nagano complete the first stage, and then several more people fail. Finally Shingo Yamamoto was the last person up.
"So what happens when they finish the first stage?" Neji asked.
"They go to the second stage. Duh." Hinata replied, her eyes glued to the TV screen.
"You are so sarcastic at night." Neji rolled his eyes. "What do you think this guy will do?"
"Yamamoto of the perfect hair? He'll win it all!" Hinata sighed dreamily.
"You have a thing for hair?" Neji questioned.
"Beautiful hair," she whispered with stars in her eyes.
"Hinata, you weirdo. What do you think about my hair?" He asked casually.
"You have okay hair," she said off handedly as she watched Yamamoto jump over the Warped Wall with no trouble.
"Hinata," he said in shock.
"What? Your hair isn't as nice as his but..." She broke off as Yamamoto completed the first stage with twenty seconds to spare. "Oh, Yamamoto." She said dreamily.
"But? But what, Hinata? Are you saying that I should cut my hair?" He frowned.
"What?" Hinata turned her attention from the TV. "Why would you cut your hair? It's nice as it is. I like it."
"Are you feeling okay? You're acting strange. Talking about hair and stuff." Neji muttered.
"What would you rather me talk about? Girly things?" Hinata's eyes narrowed.
"How awesome I am." He puffed out his chest.
"Nii-san!" She exclaimed. "What makes you think that I think you're awesome?"
"All the girls do." He grinned.
"I'm not all girls. I'm Hinata. I don't think like them." She said, crossing her arms over her chest.
"So you are saying that you don't like me?" He asked.
"I think you are crazy." She grinned.
"So you do like me?" He pouted.
She turned and smiled at him. "Have I ever said one way or another?"
"So you so like me?" He smiled.
A mischievous smile came to her face. "I don't know. Do I?"
"Hinata's mean." He said, crossing his arms over his chest and glared at the TV.
"What would Nii-san say if I told him I liked him?" Hinata purred in his ear.
"I'm not sure I'd believe her." He said in a wounded voice.
Hinata gave a giggle then asked, "Do you need me to give you a sign?"
"Yes."
Giggling again, she leaned down and kissed his check. "How's that?"
He tuned toward her and smiled. "Hum. I think that I like SASUKE a lot. It's my favorite show now."
Smiling, she laid her head in his shoulder. "It's my favorite, too."
"Do you still like Yamamoto's hair?" He asked as he wrapped his arms around her.
"Yes." She started laughing and he joined in. They sat there in companionable silence as Yamamoto completed all four stages and won, his perfect hair blowing in the wind.