Casting Call

Calling all those

Who wish to play

Elves, wizards, and hobbits

Come who may

Here comes theold guy

Who's fading away

McKellen we'll take you

Even though you're gay

Hobbit tryouts

Are next in line

Here we'll be careful

And take our time

Huh!A videotape

Sent in for the lead

This guy's hilarious

He's just what we need

Frodo's sidekick

Who'll be Sam?

Hey, Sean's short

He's just the man!

Now for the Brandybuck

Who's second to last

Dominic'll add

A nice face to the cast

Fool of a Took!

Who'll fit Pippin's feet??

I think we'll take Billy

Cuz his accent is neat

Now onto the Elves

Oldest of all

They must fit the part

And they gotta be tall

"Mr.Anderson"

Hey lose the suit

You can play Elrond

Just please don't shoot

Queen of the Elves

With freaky eyes

Cate you're only here

Because of the guys

Daughter of Elrond

Arwen's up now

Fine Live! Have the part!

Don't have a cow!

Last is Legolas

Who's got a great shot

Orlando's got the part

Cuz he's talented and hot

The only dwarf in the movie

Gimli is here

John take the role

Though your height's nowhere near

Borimir and Aragorn

One lives and one dies

Viggo and Bean

The casting guy sighs

And so ends the casting

Time to leave

Oh great. Now some fangirls

Have us under siege