Me and My Smallville Loving Friends in English Class- since its boring as heck we all
role play from our favorite show... Im Gaby...just to let you know. This is funny as hell.
Person from SV/Person from my class/why?
Whitney- Tal : hes really possesive of girls he dates
Pete- Adam: he really doesnt say nething at all
Lana- Jessica: shes kinda shy and whiney! (hehe j/k)
Chloe- Me!: im really curious and i love to write!
Lex- Aaron: hes mysterious and quiet
Clark- Tom Welling : because no one in my class is hot enough to be him
Victoria- Caity and Arthur: One for each fake boob
Gaby/Chloe: Clark loves Chloe 4 ever!
Aaron/Lex: Lex sets up Clark with Lana
Gaby/Chloe: Lex only does that cuz he loves Clark!
Aaron/Lex: Nelle loves Clark's dad
Gaby/Chloe: Nelle loves anybody willing to screw her!
Aaron/Lex: Pete and Whitney make out in the locker room.
Gaby/Chloe: I wish....
Aaron/Lex: I love my English whores!
Gaby/Chloe: I love aliens...big muscular aliens with curly black hair...
Aaron/Lex: MMM...Minty!
Gaby/Chloe: definatly :) I love Clark. Petes my homeboy! Yippee!
Aaron/Lex: I could buy a whole 3rd world country....like Alabama.
Gaby/Chloe: lol! what do u have in ure house?
Aaron/Lex: A kosher Mcdonalds! Want a chicken nugget?
Gaby/Chloe: Why are they green?
Aaron/Lex: Kryponite nuggets. Want one?
Gaby/Chloe: Ok only if you stop hooking up Lana and Clark!
Jess/Lana: Lana kix ass! even if shes a whiner--my parents are dead! I miss them! Did
you know my parents are dead?
Gaby/Chloe: Lana needs to stop whining so Pete can get some lines! I swear
the minute Lana shuts up, Petes gunna say sumtin big like...come out of the closet
but everyone will miss it cuz Lana will talk again! Let my homie talk!
Aaron/Lex: I thought Lana and Chloe were friends now.
Gaby/Chloe: They are but Lana still needs to stop whining! Boohoo ure parents are dead!
GET OVER IT!!
Aaron/Lex: Lana and Whitney can whine together. Wud u like some cheese with ure
wine?
Gaby/Chloe and Jess/Lana: GO SCREW PRINCIPAL KWAN!
Gaby/Chloe: And stop getting Lana with my man!
Aaron/Lex: Why shud I? No, they belong together! Plus I owe Clark something...I dont
remember what for...I shud be dead u know!
Gaby/Chloe: Really? hmmm what exactly do you owe MY HOTTIE? u perverted
petophile! Clark belongs with me!
Jess/Lana: Lana Rules! Lana and Whitney 4 ever!
Aaron/Lex: U mean my lover? I can buy like 10 Clarks with my money. Plus...my laptop
is better than ures!
Gaby/Chloe: U mean there are 10 Clarks out there? I really shud get out of the Torch
office more often!
Aaron/Lex: U shud!! Neways, Hows Whitney?
Jess/Lana: He broke up with me for c H l O e. (a/n: the guy who plays Whitney is
currently dating the girl who plays Chloe so we pretend he broke up with Lana for me.)
Gaby/Chloe: Ugh u think he was protective with Lana? hes so much more with me!
Then we all got bored and decided to write a poem: This is the result!
Sexy Lexy had no hair
Victoria had a pump
Chloe says, "Lets INVESTIGATE!"
and Whitneys trucks all end up in the dump
Clark needs to stop looking at Lex's butt
and Petes my homie gee
Lanas parents are dead, didnt u know?
Nelles acting really bitchy!
Pa Kent needs an orange car
Ma Kents really cool
Tina Greer can morph into you
Eric Summers destroyed the school
Amy and Jeff had Lex obsessions
Greg turned into bugs
Sir Harry wants Lex's company
Kyle gave people "Hugs" (a/n Mmm Minty!)
I have my own theory
about Petes sexuality
The minute Lana stops whining
Pete will scream "IM GAY AND I LOVE WHITNEY!"
Clark gave Chloe flowers
and kissed her on the head
Too bad he couldnt save her
"OH NO IM ALMOST DEAD!"--(thats what I said when I fell!)
Petes loves Chloe who loves Clark who loves Lex who loves Lana who loves Whitney
who loves Pete and the cycle starts again.
Victoria loves herself too much
How boob jobs? more than 10 (thousand)
Earl Jenkins has the jitters
and hurt Lex on Level 3
When Lex got interveiwed about it
he was too busy staring at Chloe
Lex hinted that Vicki was a ho
and everybody cheered!
Then something strange happened
Chloe put it on the wall of weird
Clark is really hot
and no one seems to care
Whitneys sunglasses are so cute
and Lana accepted Lex's dare
Lanas gunna be Lex's new ho
and Clark will be real mad
Pete and Whitney shud hook up
and Chloe will be real sad
Ma Kent rocks the house (a/n: Im a Ma Kent fan)
Pa Kent looks at Lana in the telescope
Clarks mouth is minty
because he uses Scope (Aaron/Lex: It was gum!)
So all in all, I wanna say a few
things that need to be
Pete desperatly needs more lines
and Clark, Chloe and Lex shud have an orgy...(Lana can join if she wants but Pete and
Whitney are exclusive)
role play from our favorite show... Im Gaby...just to let you know. This is funny as hell.
Person from SV/Person from my class/why?
Whitney- Tal : hes really possesive of girls he dates
Pete- Adam: he really doesnt say nething at all
Lana- Jessica: shes kinda shy and whiney! (hehe j/k)
Chloe- Me!: im really curious and i love to write!
Lex- Aaron: hes mysterious and quiet
Clark- Tom Welling : because no one in my class is hot enough to be him
Victoria- Caity and Arthur: One for each fake boob
Gaby/Chloe: Clark loves Chloe 4 ever!
Aaron/Lex: Lex sets up Clark with Lana
Gaby/Chloe: Lex only does that cuz he loves Clark!
Aaron/Lex: Nelle loves Clark's dad
Gaby/Chloe: Nelle loves anybody willing to screw her!
Aaron/Lex: Pete and Whitney make out in the locker room.
Gaby/Chloe: I wish....
Aaron/Lex: I love my English whores!
Gaby/Chloe: I love aliens...big muscular aliens with curly black hair...
Aaron/Lex: MMM...Minty!
Gaby/Chloe: definatly :) I love Clark. Petes my homeboy! Yippee!
Aaron/Lex: I could buy a whole 3rd world country....like Alabama.
Gaby/Chloe: lol! what do u have in ure house?
Aaron/Lex: A kosher Mcdonalds! Want a chicken nugget?
Gaby/Chloe: Why are they green?
Aaron/Lex: Kryponite nuggets. Want one?
Gaby/Chloe: Ok only if you stop hooking up Lana and Clark!
Jess/Lana: Lana kix ass! even if shes a whiner--my parents are dead! I miss them! Did
you know my parents are dead?
Gaby/Chloe: Lana needs to stop whining so Pete can get some lines! I swear
the minute Lana shuts up, Petes gunna say sumtin big like...come out of the closet
but everyone will miss it cuz Lana will talk again! Let my homie talk!
Aaron/Lex: I thought Lana and Chloe were friends now.
Gaby/Chloe: They are but Lana still needs to stop whining! Boohoo ure parents are dead!
GET OVER IT!!
Aaron/Lex: Lana and Whitney can whine together. Wud u like some cheese with ure
wine?
Gaby/Chloe and Jess/Lana: GO SCREW PRINCIPAL KWAN!
Gaby/Chloe: And stop getting Lana with my man!
Aaron/Lex: Why shud I? No, they belong together! Plus I owe Clark something...I dont
remember what for...I shud be dead u know!
Gaby/Chloe: Really? hmmm what exactly do you owe MY HOTTIE? u perverted
petophile! Clark belongs with me!
Jess/Lana: Lana Rules! Lana and Whitney 4 ever!
Aaron/Lex: U mean my lover? I can buy like 10 Clarks with my money. Plus...my laptop
is better than ures!
Gaby/Chloe: U mean there are 10 Clarks out there? I really shud get out of the Torch
office more often!
Aaron/Lex: U shud!! Neways, Hows Whitney?
Jess/Lana: He broke up with me for c H l O e. (a/n: the guy who plays Whitney is
currently dating the girl who plays Chloe so we pretend he broke up with Lana for me.)
Gaby/Chloe: Ugh u think he was protective with Lana? hes so much more with me!
Then we all got bored and decided to write a poem: This is the result!
Sexy Lexy had no hair
Victoria had a pump
Chloe says, "Lets INVESTIGATE!"
and Whitneys trucks all end up in the dump
Clark needs to stop looking at Lex's butt
and Petes my homie gee
Lanas parents are dead, didnt u know?
Nelles acting really bitchy!
Pa Kent needs an orange car
Ma Kents really cool
Tina Greer can morph into you
Eric Summers destroyed the school
Amy and Jeff had Lex obsessions
Greg turned into bugs
Sir Harry wants Lex's company
Kyle gave people "Hugs" (a/n Mmm Minty!)
I have my own theory
about Petes sexuality
The minute Lana stops whining
Pete will scream "IM GAY AND I LOVE WHITNEY!"
Clark gave Chloe flowers
and kissed her on the head
Too bad he couldnt save her
"OH NO IM ALMOST DEAD!"--(thats what I said when I fell!)
Petes loves Chloe who loves Clark who loves Lex who loves Lana who loves Whitney
who loves Pete and the cycle starts again.
Victoria loves herself too much
How boob jobs? more than 10 (thousand)
Earl Jenkins has the jitters
and hurt Lex on Level 3
When Lex got interveiwed about it
he was too busy staring at Chloe
Lex hinted that Vicki was a ho
and everybody cheered!
Then something strange happened
Chloe put it on the wall of weird
Clark is really hot
and no one seems to care
Whitneys sunglasses are so cute
and Lana accepted Lex's dare
Lanas gunna be Lex's new ho
and Clark will be real mad
Pete and Whitney shud hook up
and Chloe will be real sad
Ma Kent rocks the house (a/n: Im a Ma Kent fan)
Pa Kent looks at Lana in the telescope
Clarks mouth is minty
because he uses Scope (Aaron/Lex: It was gum!)
So all in all, I wanna say a few
things that need to be
Pete desperatly needs more lines
and Clark, Chloe and Lex shud have an orgy...(Lana can join if she wants but Pete and
Whitney are exclusive)