Harry Potter written with Mad-is-not-the-name-4-it-XD

Sadly neither of us own Harry Potter (yet)

Once upon a time Harry and Hermione were walking towards a random pink post in the middle of nowhere, where they met Ron.

"So," said Hermione "Where's the most swankified place in town?"

"Dun no." grunted Ron

" I know I know," said Harry excitedly "That castle over the hill, with the village. You know the really pretty place."

Ron and Hermione looked at him with very confused looks on their faces.

"Harry," said Hermione kindly " There was no castle and village"

"Yeah mate," grunted Ron "I think ya going insane again."

"Me, what about you?" Exclaimed a miffed Harry. "Anyway there was a big village, I'm sure they would give us food and shelter, for the night."

Harry started off down the hill, humming 'We're off to see the wizard'.

Ron looked at Hermione and muttered "there he goes again"

"Yep, always bonkers that one." Hermione murmured.

"Hey you two, stop kissing back there, save it till later!" Harry shouted already halfway down the hill.

"I guess we better go then." Sighed Hermione.

"Humf" Huffed Ron. "Another wild goose chase it is" he carried on miffed.

A while later

"Lala, Po, Tinkywinky, Dipsy." Chanted Harry for the umpteenth time.

Hermione meanwhile was glaring as Ron ran circles around her shouting "Tele tubbies say eh-o."

"Harry are you sure the village is up ahead?" Hermione called, speaking for the first time since the nonsense started.

"Nope" Harry shouted cheerfully.

"Super duper" Shouted Ron.

Meanwhile at Hogwarts

Ginny was searching for an avocado that she had named Fred. Her search lead her to the Slytherin common room which she managed to get into with no problems "All hail Lord Voldemort!" She muttered as the big gargoyle spat at her, she thought it could have been a more imaginative password.

She walked into the common room only to see a giant brand new tent in the process of being put up. Ginny decided to look in the tent to see if Fred was in there but instead she found an unlimited supply of cat food, a donkey that had been died green. This shocked Ginny greatly, so she ran away sharpish.

As she was running through the charms corridor she ran into head first into a elephants with pink spots. Who happened to be Professor Snape in animagus form. At this shocking revelation Ginny threw a handful of fried frogs, that she'd brought off the Fat Friar, at Snape. He promptly coughed up an army of green ants that bite more than red ones and then subsided into normal coughing fit.