p class="MsoNormal""Be quiet!" Remus hissed, as Sirius mentioned his monthly affliction a little bit too loud in the hallways. The other boy merely rolled his eyes. It had been a whole week since the group had found out about Remus being a werewolf and Sirius seemed very laise fair about the whole thing./p
p class="MsoNormal""Remus, you need to lighten up." Sirius said. "No one is going to believe it's true. I don't see why we can't discuss it. Normalise it."/p
p class="MsoNormal""It doesn't need normalising. And people will believe it. And I'll be kicked out."/p
p class="MsoNormal""They don't believe anything." Sirius replied. Then he raised his voice. "Yes, soon the whole school will know that I am a vampire. Already I have taken the blood of Slytherin from my family, I have drained your blood to gain Gryffindor and your loyalty and now it's only two more houses before I collect them all!" He declared, adding an evil laugh./p
p class="MsoNormal"James snorted and Peter chuckled. Remus did not look impressed./p
p class="MsoNormal""Sirius, please be… well… serious." He knew his friend hated the use of serious. Sirius gave him a deadpan expression./p
p class="MsoNormal""Yes!" He shouted. "I know I have the lustings of so many Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw girls but I feel like my desire for blood runs for Terrance Cormac. He would be a lovely Ravenclaw for me to gain their blood. But should I take a woman as Ravenclaw herself was? Will that affect my plan for world domination where you shall take your place beside me."/p
p class="MsoNormal"James howled with laughter. Remus looked as pale as snow. And a first year girl hurried away from them./p
p class="MsoNormal""You sound like you've got this vampiric backstory pretty planned out." Remus said, tight lipped./p
p class="MsoNormal""Yeah, well, I like to tell horror stories to my little brother. Healthy amount of fear, you know?" Sirius replied./p
p class="MsoNormal""Really?" Peter asked, blinking. "You don't… you know, worry about… that?"/p
p class="MsoNormal""Course not. He deserves to be scared off." Sirius that./p
p class="MsoNormal""Sirius, that's not nice." Remus said seriously./p
p class="MsoNormal""Wait… you actually thought I was telling the truth?" Sirius blinked./p
p class="MsoNormal""Uh, duh." Remus replied./p
p class="MsoNormal""I read him nice child friendly stories and try to get him into wanting to be any house other than Slytherin." Sirius said. "Man, if you believe that, maybe people will believe anything…"/p
p class="MsoNormal" /p
p class="MsoNormal"strongA few days later.../strong/p
p class="MsoNormal""…And that is why I can assure you that Sirius Black is not a vampire. Nor is he a new Grindlewald. Nor the heir of Slytherin." Dumbledore said./p
p class="MsoNormal" /p
p class="MsoNormal""Wow." Sirius muttered. "Who knew lying could have such terrible ramifications."/p