Attack of the Killer Rikkus!
By:
Holly and Jackie
(Bold is Holly, and Italics is Jackie!)
"That's when it happened! They came out of no where!" said Yuna. She was bandaged from head to tow. Her right arm and left leg were in casts. "I was just on my daily prep walk. Of course, the guys were swooning and drooling over me. I was finishing up in Bevelle, oh, and I was looking for spheres and killing fiends, but thats when they came! They came from the shadows, in every dress-sphere, (Except white-mage), and attacked viciously."
The reporter looked at Yuna. "Who do you think it was, Lady Yuna?" Yuna shook her head violently. "I-It looked like...I-it looked like Rikku!" The reporters gasped, and then Shuyin walked in. "I AM...THE MAD SCIENTIST; DR. SHUYIN!" Yuna gasped at that. "Tiddles?!" "No, NO! Mad scientist Dr. Shu!" The presses and the reporters AND Oprah started swarming them. "So, you're a shoe dressed up as Tidush?" Shuyin gasped. "HOW DARE YOU MAKE A MOCKERY OF ME! No, actually; I cloned Rikku, and made EVERY clone EXTRA hyper and bubbly." Yuna screamed. "No! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" Dr. Shu laughed evilly. "MWAHAHA!" And that is when we cue the dissapearance of Dr. Shu.
...The Farplane...
"What? How could my Shu-Shu leave without giving me a good-bye kiss? Oh well...Gippal! Where are you?!?" called Lenne, "I'm going to cheat on my Shu-Shu with Gippal until my dear Shu-Shu returns!" Lenne said, finding Gippal and taking him to the...um...You know.
A/N:HEY! You're taking this WAY too flippin' far!
A/N:What? I didn't say it, did I? Would you rather me have said Baralai? Or Nooj? Oh, wait, Auron is the only clear choice.
A/N:Riight...oO
Rikku:HEY! --; Grr...oO;
Rikku growled at you and then at Lenne. Yuna screamed. "OH MY GOD! IT'S A KILLER RIKKU!" Rikku stared at her. "Killer Rikku? All I remember is being in bed with my stud-muffin Auron and he was about to-" Yuna put a hand over Rikku's mouth. "WAY too much information!"
"What? I didn't say it, did I?" Rikku said, as she took Yuna's hand off her mouth.
A/M:Hey! That's my line!
"You forgot to put me in the story!" Paine's voice sounded, and her usuallu calm demeanor changed dramaticly.
A/N:What are you doing? You'll come into the fic later! Now get back in there! Cracks whip
"And what about me, huh?" Leblanc said; a hand on her hip. "What about us, boss?" Ormi and Logos said. "Oh, yes. And them too."
A/N:What are you doing?! Cracks whip at Leblanc Get back in the story! Cracks whip at Ormi
"No, please!" Logos pleaded.
A/N:Get in there, building blocks!
A/N:Character abuser. Anyways, back to the strangeriffic story!
Yuna stared at Leblanc, Ormi, Logos and Paine as they ran away with Holly, (teh other author ladyness xD) at their heels. "Yuna, what the hell is this?" "Rikku; honestly, I don't know." Rikku stared at Yuna, and Yuna stared back. "This scares me." "More then your clones who are extra hyper and happy?" "No, not more then that." Rikku shuddered, and Yuna looked worried under the bandages and casts. "Yuna! You can use emotion again!" Yuna sighed. "I had botox on, Rikku. It helped me so I wouldn't look sad to you." "...YUNA'S JUST LIKE JOHN KERRY!" Rikku wailed as Auron came in. "Rikku, where'd you go? And who the hell is John Kerry?" "Somehow, I got involved in all of this complicated stuff, and I don't know. Mabye some guy who has a flip flop for a head?" The image came into her head. "Ohhh that scares me!" Rikku screamed; hopping into Auron's arms. "I can see it now...JOHN KERRY IS A GUY WHO'S PROBALY GOING TO BE IN THE ELECTION IN SPIRA!" Everyone screamed as they saw his image as president of Spira. "...Oh god no!" Rikku wailed as someone came out of the shadows.
End of chapter one!
Will John Kerry be elected as president of Spira, or will George W. Bush be elected? MABYE EVEN RALPH NAYDR?! Who walked out of the shadows? Will Lenne ever find Shuyin? Will Yuna ever stop using botox? Will Tidus ever appear, and will the abused characters ever make their way into the story?!
ALL TO BE REVEALED IN THE SECOND CHAPTER! COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!