A/N: Stupid. Random. Weird. Dialogue. Nonsense. One-shot.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Gakuen Alice.
The Orange And The Strawberry
by: Masshou No Tenshi
"Once upon a time in the kingdom of Frutalia Cocolandia, there lived a beautiful pigtailed Orange princess-- "
"..."
"…what?"
"Pigtailed Orange?"
"Yeah."
"…"
"What?"
"Since when did oranges wear pigtails? They don't even have hair."
"Oranges do not wear pigtails. But Orange princesses do."
"Princess…"
"..."
"18-year-old Orange princesses."
"Right."
"Are you aware that oranges do not last for 18 years?"
"Duh. Of course I am. It's because she's not just an orange. She is an Orange princess. And you call yourself a genius."
"She's an Orange princess."
"A beautiful 18-year-old pigtailed Orange princess."
"…"
"…"
"…One day, the handsome 19-year-old raven-haired strawberry prince of the neighboring kingdom—will you please stop smirking? "
"He must be a gorgeous guy."
"…the cocky, stupid and idiotic strawberry prince of the neighboring kingdom visited the princess to confess his undying love for her—"
"Ahem."
"The princess on the other hand was so happy that she could not contain the feelings wanting to burst from her… uhmm… from her insides."
"Insides."
"Princess Orange was so happy that after 8 years of waiting, the love of her life finally confessed to her. It was like a fairytale—"
"Of course it was."
"Shut up, pervert!"
"Idiot."
"Even though he was the most arrogant jerk in the entire kingdom, she was happy that they could finally be together.... and then they kissed! They shared a sweet and passionate kiss."
"That's gross."
"Why don't you get a life?"
"…"
"The next morning, a royal wedding took place and both of their kingdoms celebrated."
"Isn't that too fast?"
"And they lived happily ever after. The end."
"What a lame story."
"Get lost moron. That story was for him, not for you."
"…"
"Stop kissing my belly, pervert!"
"Shut up. I'm trying to erase that lame of a story in his mind."
"Ow!"
"See? Told you it was lame."
"He's kicking because you're kissing my belly!"
"Now, shut your mouth already. The orange princess wouldn't want a miscarriage because of her hot-headedness, right?"
A/N: See? Told you it was nonsense.