"Please Mai?"
"No Zuko! What if someone hears us?"
"Suki and Sokka did say to treat this like our home,"
"Yeah but we wouldn't have sex at home if our friends were staying over and could hear us!"
"Well we did that one time…"
"Yeah and look how well that turned out!"
"Hey how was Sokka supposed to know that that was flammable?"
"We were supposed to be there supervising!"
"What are we? Their parents?"
"NO! But a host/hostess should look after their guests, not gallivant off to have a good romp in the next spare room they find!"
"I was drunk! Plus I didn't hear you complain much!"
"Well I doubt you would have comprehended much with all the alcohol in your system, and all the blood from your brain draining to fuel your…"
"Hey don't talk about my manhood that way!"
"Well if it wasn't for you "manhood" we wouldn't be having this conversation!"
"Well it's not MY fault I'm a FIREBENDER! Element of PASSION!"
"Huh! I'll tell you something mis…"
Door Opens
"Will you two shut up! We are trying to sleep!"
"Sorry Sokka"
"Sorry Sokka"
Door shuts
Pause
"Night Mai"
"Night Zuko"