Hello there fellow readers! I hope you were expecting a story from me, because today, I am presenting to you a new one shot that I had come up with after spending a couple days thinking about it.
Now before the story begins, I'd like to point out a few things about this short.
First of all, the idea for this story came up as a result of thinking about having the most stressful day I ever had, and how much chaotic madness could occur as a result, and I also wanted this to be where the five spies go shopping as the perfect premise.
Also, this story will give all five spies their moment in the spotlight, and all characters will be given a role, involving how chaotic their day went.
Another thing, depending on how long this chapter gets this story might end up becoming 2 to 3 chapters, just letting you know.
Last of all, I hope you do enjoy the story anyway, as it will contain AndrewXAlex, and some cute ChaoskyXSam moments too.
With that said, I do hope you enjoy the story everyone!
Disclaimer: All characters and references that aren't mine belong to their rightful owners.
THE SPIES' HOME- FRIDAY 5:30PM:
"Hey Sam, could you check the fridge and see if there's anything to eat," Clover, the blonde haired spy girl asked the long haired red orange hair spy girl for the fifteenth time in a row.
Sam checked the fridge once again and in it, there was hardly anything in it except for leftover Chinese food, and some hideous looking blue moldy fungus that was growing in the fridge.
"Clover, I told you for the umpteenth time," Sam explained. "We have nothing to snack on… unless you'd rather have that blue fungus that's been growing in the fridge."
Clover then looked grossed out.
"Ew, that disgusting blob," Clover said in disgust. "I'd rather starve."
"Yeah, we'll have to have that leftover Chinese food in the fridge for dinner," Chaosky, the tiny light-blue creature that is also a spy spoke. "It's all we have."
"Well what are we suppose to do then?" Clover asked.
It was then that the female black short haired girl with tannish skin known as Alex, a WOOHP agent, decided to speak.
"Maybe we should get some serious food shopping done," Alex suggested. "Just a thought."
Sam, Clover and Chaosky stood silent for a moment before Chaosky spoke.
"That's actually not a bad idea Alex," Chaosky agreed with her. "We need to get some supplies for cleaning the fridge anyway."
"Ugh, food shopping," Clover disliked food shopping, so she moaned. "So totally not my thing. I'd rather be shopping at the Mall."
"Oh come on Clover," Chaosky said. "It was going to happen eventually."
"Say Sammy," Alex asked. "Who was the last person to have went grocery shopping anyway?"
"I think it was either Chaosky or Andrew," Sam recalled.
Andrew, the dark brown haired male with tan skin, who was sitting next to Alex the whole time, ended up jumping in and said.
"Alex is right," Andrew said. "We need to do some serious shopping. Tonight we'll have the leftover Chinese food for dinner, and tomorrow, we're gonna go food shopping, so I suggest that we all make a shopping list of things we'll need to get."
"Ugh," Clover groaned some more, not looking forward to this. "Do we all have to do it?"
"Yes Clover," Andrew nodded. "We don't have a choice. Besides, if we do it this way, we could all get what we want to have in terms of groceries. I hope this makes it sound easier."
Sam, Alex and a reluctant Clover all went straight to making a list of what they want. Chaosky already knew what he needed.
"I already know what I need to get Andrew," Chaosky commented. "This should be a piece of cake."
Even though Andrew knew that Chaosky was like this, he still shook his head.
"Please Chaosky," Andrew commented. "This isn't gonna be easy like you think it is."
"Peeshaw," Chaosky waved it off. "I could act like a dog and be able to shop responsibly for the stuff I need."
"Wanna bet on that Chaosky," Andrew challenged him. "Tomorrow you act like a dog while shopping and shop responsibly and I'll have to reward you with something special."
Chaosky liked the sound of this, as he was rubbing his chin.
"You're on Andrew." Chaosky shook on it as he then decided to take the challenge.
"Then it's a bet."
Andrew and Chaosky shook hands to make sure the bet would still be on. Sam, Clover and Alex then came back into the living room with their lists all made as Alex approached Andrew.
"So baby," Alex asked her man. "You know what you're gonna be getting tomorrow?"
"Sure I do honey," Andrew said. "I just need to write it out, which I'll do tonight."
"Okay Andrew, I just hope our shopping tomorrow will go decent." Alex said.
"Me too baby," Andrew agreed. "I love you Alex."
"I love you too Andrew."
The two then started kissing romantically for a couple of minutes before the evening went by like normal, nothing strange going on, as the five spies are planning on going to do some serious shopping tomorrow…
THE NEXT DAY...
It was now almost 10:00 in the morning on a Saturday, and the five spies have already left and they were now right in front of the store known as 'Hall-Mart', as they were a little hesistant on making their way in.
"So, shall we enter this place," Sam wondered.
Andrew simply nodded as the five of them went in. Once they entered, they noticed how the place was huge and everything was stocked in a neat manner. There wasn't alot of people here at the moment, especially since the spies found an easy close parking spot to the entrance. A few moments later, Alex then asked.
"So where should we start?"
"I say we should start with the cleaning supply aisle," Sam suggested.
"No way!" Clover disagreed. "I think I'm gonna go to the makeup department!"
"WOOF WOOF!" Chaosky started barking due to the bet.
"Okay, why is Chaosky acting like a dog?" Sam questioned.
"It's due to a bet he made," Andrew explained.
Not wanting to question Andrew, Sam kept it at that while Sam and Clover then started arguing over where they should go first, with Chaosky barking madly while at it. The bickering finally ceased when Alex spoke up.
"GUYS! I have an idea," Alex started, getting their attention. "Maybe we should all split up and go to different locations in the store so we can get what we want at our own pace."
It was then Andrew's turn to speak.
"Alex, that's actually a great idea," Andrew agreed. "We can all go to separate aisles, and we'll all meet by the checkout line when we are done. Does that sound good?"
"Sounds good." Sam said.
"Sure." Clover said.
"BARK BARK!" Chaosky nodded in agreement.
"Okay, it's settled," Andrew concluded. "Let's break!"
It was then that they split up, with Clover heading for the makeup department, while Sam went off to the cleaning supply aisle, Chaosky, running like a dog while barking, ended up following Sam to the cleaning supply aisle. Andrew was about to head to a different aisle, when he noticed Alex was still with him.
"Hey Alex, you gonna go and get what you want separately," Andrew wondered.
"Well Andrew, I know what I need, but I think I would be happier if the two of us decided to shop together. Is that alright with you Andrew?" Alex wondered.
Andrew couldn't help but smile. He enjoyed Alex's company and always had fun when she was around.
"Sure." Andrew nodded as he then approached a stand and grabbed a random magazine from the shelf, putting it in the carriage. Alex seeing Andrew doing this, decide grab a random magazine too as she started looking through it a little while following Andrew, as Andrew was getting the stuff he needed to get while at it.
A few moment later after looking through the magazine, Alex looked confused, so she decided to ask Andrew something.
"Hey Andrew?"
"What's up Alex?" Andrew asked her.
It was then Alex showed him the magazine she was reading, which was revealed to be a Playboy Magazine.
"I have been looking through the magazine and I saw these woman that were only wearing these bikinis that look sexy," Alex started. "Do you think I could look like one of them?"
Andrew could only stare, as he was now sweating like crazy, completely red from the question she asked him as he only made a gulping sound.
"Another thing I saw in this magazine was that someone lost their virginity," Alex asked him. "What does that mean exactly?"
Andrew took the magazine she had read as he couldn't help but picture his angel in one of the bikinis shown in the magazine she looked through. He finally said.
"I think you would look dashingly sexy looking in one of those bikinis Alex," Andrew said as he put the magazine on the shelf and got a more appropriate magazine for Alex to look through.
Alex couldn't help blush at that, but she noticed how he completely disregarded her second question.
"That's very sweet of you to say, but you didn't answer my second question." Alex pointed out.
"It's a long story babe," Andrew didn't want to talk to her about it. "Hey, there's some steamed peas! Let's go Alex!"
Andrew ran off to get some steamed peas as Alex then called out.
"Andrew, I can stand long stories!" Alex then ran after him, hoping he'd give her an honest answer.
Meanwhile, Clover had gotten some lip balm and other make up that she was interested in.
"Ooo, this will go great with my eyeliner," Clover mused. "And so will this mascara."
After Clover got the make up she wanted, she decided to head for a different aisle. Unfortunately, she didn't get very far as she then a voice call out to her.
"Hey! Excuse me!"
Clover looked behind her and saw what appeared to be a stereotypical nerd, with the set up and everything. Needless to say, Clover was very unsettled by his appearance.
"Ewwww! Nerd much?" Clover groaned.
"Oh, sorry for bothering you miss, but I just wanted your opinion on something," The nerd said. "What do you think is better; Star Trek or Star Wars?"
Clover really felt the need to scream as she couldn't stand this nerd. Unfortunately, all she could do was groan in annoyance.
"Yeah, I think they're both awesome to be honest," The nerd continued speaking. "By the way, have you ever seen my grandfather?"
"No," Clover said hastily. "But I bet he's as big of a nerd as you."
"Well I have his photo with me if you'd like to see what he looks like." The nerd said.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Clover screamed.
"That's the spirit!" The nerd shouted, thinking she was screaming with enthusiasm, as he got out his wallet to get the photo of his grandfather.
Unfortunately, once he got the photo out, Clover had already made a run for it and the nerd saw her running away.
"HEY COME BACK MISS," The nerd ran after her. "I WANT TO SHOW YOU THIS PHOTO OF MY GRANDFATHER!"
The nerd started chasing after Clover.
Back with Andrew, Andrew was taking the stuff he needed off the shelf and put it in the carriage with such fake enthusiasm as he continued grabbing stuff, hoping he'll avoid Alex's uncomfortable question. It was then Alex finally caught up with her man.
"Andrew?" Alex asked. "Was the question I asked you rather unsettling?"
"It kinda is," Andrew said honestly.
"I'm sorry Andrew."
Andrew was then moved by the adorable look that Alex was giving him. As a result he said.
"Okay Alex, I'll explain it to you," Andrew said as Alex paid attention to him. "Now it all starts like this..."
Andrew started to explain to Alex about something that I don't feel like sharing with you readers...
Meanwhile, in the cleaning aisle, Sam was looking through the cleaning supplies and picking up which stuff they needed.
"Hmm, we could use this to clean out the fridge," Sam mused to herself as she picked up what looked like a spray bottle with Bleach like substance that could clean out a fridge. "This'll work."
Sam placed it in the carriage she was using as she continued going through what cleaning stuff she needed to get. It was then she heard something coming from behind her.
"WOOF WOOF!"
She turned around and saw Chaosky, who was still acting like a dog.
"Oh hey Chaosky," Sam said as she grabbed more supplies.
"Arf arf!" Chaosky woofed.
"I honestly don't know what you'll be getting out of this bet anyway Chaosky." Sam groaned as she shook her head.
Chaosky then started whimpering like a puppy as he got close to Sam as she saw him give her this really adorable puppy eyed look. She couldn't help but be moved by this, he was that adorable.
"Okay Chaosky, you can help me get some cleaning supplies." Sam said, already knowing what he wants.
Chaosky then got a thrilled and happy look on his face.
"Bark bark!" Chaosky then jumped up onto Sam's shoulder.
"Your welcome Chaosky," Sam gave him a quick hug before letting him go and continue getting what they need. "Now let's go Chaosky."
"WOOF!" Chaosky woofed like a dog as he then followed Sam as the two of them got more cleaning supplies that they needed for the house.
"YUCK!" Alex cried as Andrew just finished telling her what she was wanting to know. "I didn't think that women having their periods could be so yucky and disgusting."
"It is," Andrew nodded in agreement. "But don't worry about it babe."
"Okay, but I want to know, why do women have periods anyway?" Alex asked him.
"That's a question I can't answer, because I don't even know the answer to it," Andrew said honestly. "Just don't think about it and you'll be alright."
Alex didn't want to pressure Andrew anymore, as she already got him to spill the beans already.
"Okay Andrew. I'm sorry that I pressured you into telling me that." Alex sounded guilty.
"It's okay Alex, it's not your fault," Andrew said with a reassuring smile. "Hey look, donuts! Come on Alex, let's go!"
"Right behind you babe," Alex said, running to catch up with her man.
Andrew grabbed some donuts for Chaosky, for when he does win that bet. Alex helped by grabbing some other important groceries that they needed. After a moment, Andrew realized something that he needed to get.
"Hey Alex, I just remembered something," Andrew started. "I need to get some cleaning spray for the bathroom. I'll be back in a bit."
"Okay Andrew," Alex said. "I love you babe."
"I love you too honey." Andrew gave her a quick kiss on the lips before he ran off to get some bathroom cleaning spray, while Alex decided to get some more stuff that they needed to get for the house.
"WOOF WOOF!" Chaosky barked as he handed Sam a roll of paper towels they needed.
"Thanks Chaosky," Sam said, taking the paper towels from his grip and put them in the carraige. Chaosky then bolted and grabbed some napkins, toilet paper, dish soap, and dishwasher soap. Sam thanked him once again as Chaosky gave her the stuff and they were placed in the carriage.
"How long is this bet going to go on for?" Sam asked herself as she was getting a little aggravated by Chaosky's behavior with acting like a dog. She then checked her list again and noticed she got everything for cleaning supplies.
"Okay Chaosky, we got everything we need to get for cleaning supplies," Sam stated. "Now we should check out some of the other groceries we need to get."
"Bark!" Chaosky nodded.
"Okay," Sam then went to the freezer aisle with Chaosky following her.
Meanwhile, Andrew had already went to an aisle and picked up some bathroom cleaning spray.
"This'll do," Andrew said. "Now to head back for Alex."
Andrew then went to find his girl, but before he left the aisle, he heard someone call out.
"HEY LOOK! IT'S ANDREW!" A fan girl shouted with another fan girl right next to her. Andrew already looked anxious.
"You mean the handsome hunky man Andrew," The other fan girl wondered. "OOOOO! LET'S MAKE HIM TAKE OFF HIS SHIRT FOR US AND OTHER STUFF!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Andrew screamed as he then made a run for it.
"Wait come back Andrew," One of the fan girls cried out. "WE WANT YOU TO ALSO SING TO US THE CATDOG THEME SONG!"
The two fan girls then ran and chased after Andrew.
Alex, who had already almost completed with her list, was wondering where Andrew was. Her question was answer as she saw Andrew at the end of the aisle. She was wondering why he was in such a hurry.
"Andrew?! Why do you look so anxious..." Alex asked him.
"No time Alex," Andrew said quickly as he dropped the bathroom cleaning spray into the carriage and started running off. "I have to go somewhere else! Shop on your own for a bit! I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!"
"Okay babe!" Alex called out as Andrew was already out of sight as Alex then continued shopping on her own.
Meanwhile, Sam and Chaosky were in the freezer aisle, Sam had gotten the vegetables as Chaosky got the meat.
"WOOF!" Chaosky dropped the meat into the carriage like a dog as he started panting again.
"Okay, I get that your acting like a dog due to a bet," Sam groaned. "But you really have to pant like one?"
"BARK!" Chaosky nodded.
Sam then sighed as a result, while dropping the frozen vegetables into the carriage. Before Sam could say anything else, they heard a boom sound in the next aisle. Wanting to know what it was, Sam decided to investigate along with Chaosky. They saw how much of a mess the aisle was.
"What the heck?" Sam was confused. "Who could possibly be behind this?"
"Arf?" Chaosky sounded confused.
Before they could say anything else, two employees that looked chubby arrived to the scene.
"Hey, I'm not cleaning up this mess!" Employee #1 stated.
"Me neither!" Employee #2 protested.
"And why's that?!" Employee #1 asked rhetorically.
"CAUSE WE'RE ON STRIKE!" The employees sang as a duet as they started performing 'Garbage Strike; The Musical'. Sam and Chaosky got annoyed by this.
"Ugghhh... this is gonna take a while." Sam groaned as Chaosky let out a bark, agreeing with her as they stood and watched the employees perform.
"WE GOT YOU NOW ANDREW YOU HUNK!" One of the fangirls cried as they had Andrew in a corner.
"Now sing us that theme song and show us your chest!" The other fan girl demanded.
"Never in a million years!" Andrew denied.
"We'll leave you alone if you do it for us." One of the fangirls stated.
It wasn't worth it. Andrew didn't think it'd be worth getting that theme song stuck in his head, as well as having his dignity be drained away, especially since he has a girlfriend already. As a result, Andrew manage to make a bolt out of the corner and ran off again.
"Get back here you hunk!" Both fan girls shouted as they continued chasing Andrew.
Andrew kept running until he ran into someone by accident. The person he ran into was none other than Clover, who was still running from that nerd.
"CLOVER!" Andrew shouted hastily.
"ANDREW!" Clover shouted too.
"WHO'S CHASING YOU!?" They asked each other at the same time.
"TWO CRAZED FAN GIRLS!" "A CRAZED NERD!"
They looked at each other and before either one of them could say something, the nerd and the two fan girls caught.
"ANDREW, LET US SEE YOU BARE CHEST!" One of the fan girls cried out.
"AND SING US THAT THEME FOR US WILL YA!?" The other fan girl shouted.
"MISS, I JUST WANNA SHOW YOU THIS PICTURE OF MY GRANDFATHER!" The nerd shouted.
"LET'S RUN!"
Andrew and Clover then bolted off together while the nerd and two fan girls continued chasing them.
"Clover, we have to outrun these guys!" Andrew shouted referring to their chasers.
"Yeah, but how!?" Clover wondered.
Andrew spent a moment thinking then he came up with something.
"Clover, I have an idea!" Andrew announced.
"Let's here it!" Clover shouted. "Make it fast!"
"Okay Clover, here's what we need to do..." Andrew started explaining as he then explained his plan to Clover as we move on to another scene.
Meanwhile, Alex was shopping on her own still as she then got everything she needed to get.
"Well that's the last thing I need off of my list," Alex said, putting the last thing she wanted to get. "I wonder how Andrew's doing."
Alex then continued on, hoping she'd find Andrew, when suddenly, someone called out to her.
"Excuse me miss?"
Alex turned around and saw what appeared to be an old man, but little did she know that he wasn't really innocent at all.
"I'm sorry mister, I can't talk right now," Alex pointed out. "I need to find my friends as soon as possible."
"Well why don't you stick around for awhile," The old man said. "I have some lollipops if you'd like to have one."
Alex was starting to feel unsettled. This old man was starting to creep her out.
"No thanks mister." Alex stated. "I'll pass."
"Alright," The old man then said in a really seductive voice. "By the way baby, do you have any plans tonight? We could make out or something."
It was then that Alex then became furious. This old man was more than creepy. He was being a huge pervert.
WHY THE HELL IS THIS MAN TRYING TO GET LAID WITH ME? Alex thought angrily. DOES HE KNOW THAT I HAVE A BOYFRIEND ALREADY?! THIS CREEP IS A SERIOUS PERVERT!
When the old man prevented her from leaving, Alex then approached him in a really angry manner. She then did something very violent to the creep. Sam and Chaosky, having witness this decided to contact Andrew right away.
"Wow Andrew," Clover sounded thrilled as they had lost their pursuers, in a different aisle. "We lost them."
"Yeah, my plan actually worked." Andrew commented. "We sure outran them didn't we Clover?"
"We sure did Andrew." Clover agreed as they then high fived each other.
Before they could say anything else, Andrew's communicator went off as he got it out and saw that Sam had contacted him and wanted to tell him something.
"Hello Sam," Andrew greeted as he noticed Sam was really concerned about something as Chaosky was on her shoulder, panting like a dog. "What seems to be the problem?"
"Uh Andrew, it's Alex," Sam started to explained. "She's actually beating up some old man."
Both Andrew and Clover gasped in surprise as Clover then asked her.
"Why is Alex beating on an old man?"
"Well I believe it's because the old man was trying to seduce her, get her to sleep in his bed," Sam explained. "And he was planning on having sex with her."
To Andrew, this reason was completely understandable. Alex didn't need to deal with a creepy pervert. Andrew was now mentally furious at this man for trying to seduce his girl; HIS GIRL! He was thrilled with Alex for teaching the man a thing or two for trying to flirt with her, but was angry with the man for trying to seduce his angel. Nevertheless he said.
"We'll be right over right away!"
"Great, see you in the deli section of the store!" Sam cried out.
"BARK BARK!" Chaosky woofed as the call then ended as Andrew turned to face Clover.
"Let's go Clover," Andrew said. "To the deli section of the store!"
"Okay Andrew," Clover said simply as the two of them went off to the deli part of the store to meet up with Sam and Chaosky, and get to Alex. Andrew was hoping he'd get to tell this pervert that Alex is his girl and he should keep his hands off of her.
Andrew and Clover then went to meet up with the others...
END OF PART 1...
YEAH THAT'S IT FOR THIS PART EVERYONE! YEAH THERE'S PROBABLY GONNA BE TWO EXTRA CHAPTERS DEPENDING ON HOW LONG THE NEXT ONE IS! SO YEAH, THAT'S ALL I NEED TO SAY!
BEFORE I CLOSE THIS CHAPTER, THE GARBAGE STRIKE MUSICAL IS ACTUALLY A REFERENCE TO AN EPISODE OF ROCKO'S MODERN LIFE, WHICH IS OWNED BY JOE MURRAY! JUST SAYING!
ANYWAY, WHAT OTHER TYPE OF MADNESS WILL BE IN STORE FOR THE FIVE SPIES?! AND ALSO, THERE WILL BE TWO BIG PLOT TWISTS BEHIND THE OLD MAN! WANNA KNOW WHAT THEY ARE?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME READERS!
UNTIL NEXT TIME, PLEASE LEAVE A REVIEW IF YOU LIKE TO, AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS STORY SO FAR!
WITH THAT ALL BEING SAID, THIS CHAPTER IS JUST ABOUT FINISHED! GOODBYE FOR NOW READERS OUT THERE!
