Konnichiwa My Little Koi Fishies ehehe :D it is I Doki With Another Story This Time It's Not Angst…I Don't Think…It's Horror Buwhahaha And Comedie? , Now This is My First Shot At Horror So Forgive Me If It Suck's, You Know What They Say Though Don't knock it Till You try It…now…Kagome Take It Away!.

Kagome: "Ehem The Following is A Disclaimer and the Authoress Does Not Put Claim to Anything Other Than the Plot!"

Disclaimer 2: ".Doki Does NOT and I Repeat Does NOT Own Me or Any Of The Other Inuyasha Character's Rumiko Takahashi-Sama Does Nor 'Paramore's' "decode" ".

Doki: Please Don't Sue Me! O,o

AND ACTION!

Higurashi Kagome Was A Slightly Beyond Average Japanese Woman, What Made Her Stand Out More Than The Rest Were Her Shocking Ice Blue Eye's And Her Tall Stature, As A Child She Was Picked On Because Her Eye's Weren't the Same As Everybody Else's But Now at The Age Of 20 Many found Her Eye's And Appearance Overall Exotic, Long Mid-Back Blue-Black Shinning Hair, Creamy Alabaster Skin, And Legs That Were Made For A Model.

She Worked At A Diner About two and a half miles from where she actually lived, she walked from home to her job everyday at the same time, now her neighborhood wasn't exactly safe matter of fact far from it hell There was all kind of crime and unholy things going on there, being robbed on your way home, gangs, break ins, rapes, Drug dealing, heck you name it, but that never stopped her from going to work and grocery shopping

You may wonder why she lives in such a place Well her mom was a bitch always nagging Kagome whether it be about the way she looked or anything that she found unsatisfying about her daughter, So You see She Moved Out Hence not having to put up with that bitch of a mom she has or her damn spawn of Satan older sister, this place may be over run with rats and roaches and the crime rate might be unbelievable But it was home a place to call her own.

Any whom…

Kagome was sleeping peacefully in her King sized oak four poster bed with her appendages splayed out in every which way with a bit of drool starting to form at the corner of her perfectly plump lips when her damned abominable cell phone started fucking ringing away

"The truth is hiding in your eyes

And it's hanging on your tongue.

Just boiling in my blood"

"Mhmrg…butterflies….ponies…" She Tossed And Turned Trying To Ignore The Offending Devices Ring Tone But The Ringing Was Constant

"How did we get here?

When I used to know you so well.

But how did we get here?

Well, I think I know."

The damn ringing just wouldn't stop and it was starting to annoy the hell out of the sleeping woman, she tried putting a pillow over her head but the damn noise still blazed through.

"(I'm screaming, "I love you so.")

On my own.

(My thoughts you can't dec-"

The Phone didn't get a chance to finish as the distressed woman growled louder than Hells 3 headed hound, sprang into action and smacked the damned thing into the far side of her bedroom still drooling slightly and breathing heavily with her wild mane sticking out everywhere.

"Grrr Gosh-Damnit! Fucking Phone Waking Me From My Fucking Sleep ugh!" The Girl Was Tired After That Long Double Shift Yesterday, Yura That Fucking Bitch Decided not To Show Her Ass Which Forced Poor Kagome To Also Take Her Shift And Lock The Damn Shity Dump Down.

Kagome Stretched And Yawned Than Walked Over And Picked The Phone Up Checking To See Who Had Called And Surprise It Was Sango, she would have to have a serious talk with that girl later on. she didn't go around rudely waking her up in the afternoon So why should She Suffer?.

Kagome Slid the Phone up and Dialed Sango's Number the Other Line Started Ringing

"Mrs. Officer Mrs. Officer tell ya lieutenant get them cuff's off of ya-" the phone was suddenly picked up making the Call waiting tune stop

"Moshi moshi?" Answered a voice from the other line

"Who Is it?" the person asked sounding curious.

"Sango it's me Kagome you dimwit" She Replied

"oooh um what's up kaggie?" Asked Sango Blatantly Ignoring the Fact That Her Best Friend Just Called Her a Dimwit

"Nothing Really, I just wanted to know why the hell you called me this early and awoke me from my peaceful slumber!" this time Kagome Yelled into The Receiver clearly more pissed than she was before eh she had been getting more touchy as of late.

".Weeell your majesty, I just thought I'd give you a wake up call seeing as how I'm such a good best friend

And it's not early, its '12:00 in the afternoon' goooood why do you have to be so bitchy? Since it annoys you, you might just get phone calls everyday at all types of hours." Kagome could almost tell that Sango Was Smiling Maliciously the damn girl was Evils. Pure. Unadulterated. EVIL.

".You Wouldn't Dare?, you're an Evil little malicious bitch you know that, besides your 'wake up call' I guess things cant get any worse". She didn't know that's where she was wrong things could get worse A LOT worse.

Have you ever wondered how everything can take a turn for the worst when your already distressed enough well Kagome's always Pondered that.

"Awww you think I'm a bitch omg! Thank You Sooooo Much Eheheh, And Kagome Thing's Can Get Worse…A lot Worse, I'll tell You W-" Sango Was Cut Off From A Snort From kagome

"Yeah..How So? Pray Tell Hon" she really wanted to know, sometimes she wondered why she was even friends with this girl and she always remembered it was because of how cynical and Slightly Maniacal They Both were.

"Well….you might have to work yura's shift again leaving you to do all that work….or you can come to work with eye boogers" the girl had some serious problems maybe she was dropped on the head as a child that's possible, than that meant all she had to do was push her down some stairs and make her hit her head on the railing, ah how fun that would be!.

"Yeah yeah you've made your point anything else super saver whore?" Kagome said with a roll of her eyes this was getting old she had things to do for crying out loud, like. lets say, going back to sleep!.

"Yeah there is……you have work in an hour….." Sango said quietly almost too quietly.

"WHAT!?!" Kagome could be heard from 10 blocks away through her neighborhood damnit why the hell didn't the nut tell her that while she wasted all that time talking with her, sometimes sango was Point Blank Paris Hilton Combined with britney spears stupid.

That must have been why she called, but how the hell did she forget that quickly, could the day get anymore shadier. Ugh!

"Yeah the boss wanted me to tell you to come in at 1:00 o'clock sorry kagome I forgot um…bye!" and just like that she hung up the damned phone in Kagome's face what the hell?.

"How the bloody hell am I supposed to get ready within a freaking hour damnit Sango you Scatterbrained Baka!" Kagome just Kept Rambling On and on to herself as she went to her closet and pulled out today's uniform which consisted of Black Thigh high Tailored Skirt with a black and pink stripped apron And Pink Satin Button Up Shirt, Black Strap Ups And Black Stocking's. (Okay I try! not that good at describing girly clothes mainly because I avoid em like the plague And Stick To Shorts And Baggy Pants!)

She Than Grabbed Some Towels and ran into the bathroom pulling the Hello! Kitty t-shirt she was sporting over her head, turning the water on high she adjusted the shower Knob making sure the tempature was just right she slipped in and let the water ran over her body leaving wet trails Down her body she pour some cherry blossom and citrus shampoo into her hands and lathered it into her hair than washed it out.

kagome's bath lasted for 15 minutes she got out and wrapped the big towel around her body water dripping down her exposed parts and onto the floor creating a puddle on her stained linoleum. she walked from the bathroom to her bedroom taking towel from her body and drying her hair with it she than grabbed a brush and raked it through her tangled stresses affectively breaking some of the hair off, giving herself split ends and snatching some from the roots, if she kept on soon she wouldnt have any hair she'd be as bald headed as yura.

She than Devided Hair Into Sections, And Curled Them Into Loose Curls And Ringlets and pinned a pink and black 'kuromi' her clip into her hair, It Took another 15 minutes , it was a total pain in the Arse to have to curl that much hair but she got the job done rather quickly mainly because she was on a time frame.

She Than Applied Basic Make up. a heavy amount of black eye liner,smokey eye shadow, a little blush and some peach lipgloss and her make up was complete, after that she got dressed grabbed her keys, Mp3 Player, Phone And Bag Heading Out The Door.

She Had 20 minutes To Get To Work (yeah skipping some time here -,- 10 minutes to be exact w/e sue me!)

Kagome's Trek To work was pretty uneventful, she listened to her MP3, and looked around at the scenery trying to ignore the hustle and bustle of the people around her, the people were pushing into each other trying to get to where they were going she breezed past them all ignoring the Wolf whistles and cat calls that she got from a couple of low-life thugs.

Finally Kagome arrived at work 15 minutes later with 5 minuted to spare Yays Time She stepped into the diner she spotted Sango Behind The Counter Filling in orders.

"Yo! Kagome" Sango had seen her so she beckoned her over behind the counter.

"Hey Sango" she greeted sango while stuffing her keys and stuff into her pocket as she walked behind the counter and clocked herself in.

"HEY GIVE ME A GREASY DUMPSTER/FRIES W/O THE ONION, A HERBIVORE PARADISE AND A BLOODY FLANK/WITH GARLIC MASH POTATOES! AND MAKE IT SNAPPY MUTTFACE!" that was Kouga he was hell bent on me being his woman even though i told him many times that it wasnt gonna happen, talk about obsessed, i'm talking taking strings of my hair, following me around like a sick puppy..maybe i should get a restraining order there are enough weirdos in this world, i pretty much just started ignoring him like he didnt exist.

Just than Miroku Walked by returning from a near by table when he saw kagome he put on a charming smile, the man was a lech a perverse little person he was always randomly going around asking pretty/moderate women to bear his children which was one of the amusment sources,but with how much he sexually harrasses the young women that come in its a suprise he hasn't lost his job or been arrested.

""hello Kagome My Beautiful Maiden,Will You Considering Bearing My Children Now? I'm afraid my doctor told me i only have 10 months to live, i believe you and miss sango will bear strong offspring!" He had stars in his eyes just thinking of the possibilities of me,sango and him in bed together like hell that would ever happen, maybe when hell freezed over which It wouldnt ever. anytime too soon also as the lech was talking kagome's ear off his 'Satan possessed' hand was beginning to wonder, stupid lech you'd think he'd learned his lesson but he NEVER did! always touchy feely, next minute you know the man was in heaven and the next he was in hell because not only has kagome slapped him into unknown oblivion but sango too and goshdamnit ,did it hurt. miroku's tongue was now hanging from the side of his mouth while his eyes were now little swirls, swirling around in his current stupor.

Kagome Turned And Scoped Inuyasha the new chef in the kitchen, he had only been there for 6 months and they already knew him so well, they'd all became the best of friends.

"inuuuuyaaasha!. iiiiinuuuyaaaasha inu-koi!" she squealed giggling slightly he wasnt even sparing her a freakin glance wtf dude?.

"awww, Inuyasha-Kun Why Are You Ignoring Me, it hurt's my feelings you know, you're such a meanie! " she pouted with doe eyes she also added a slight wail that didnt seem to be working either.

"awww come on Yashie Answer Meeeeee" She Continued to whine damnit why wasnt this working? hes such a jerk.

well there was only one thing she could stoop down too and she would gladly do it.

"HEY INU-BABY!" she yelled it to the top of lungs Earning herself some weirded out stares, brief glances and what the hell looks she didnt give a shit though after all beautiful things were made to look at!

"Hi Kagome" The Cook Finally Said with A Sigh that Girl sure knew how to grate on his nerves but thats what friends are for, they were made to annoy you with their constant rambling and Childish antics! wasn't it enough that he had to put up with the wimpy wolf? he'd go insane from annoyance sooner or later.

"Thats Better Good boy Inu-baby" She was smiling a smug smile ah she always knew how to tip him off of his rocker and make him fall flat on his as-her thoughts were cut short.

".dont call me that." He Yelled Turning Red as a beet scowling slightly, thats exactly the reaction she was looking for when ever she called him inu-baby he was sure to blush and get pissed off, she got the name from when she visited his family and his mother showed her some baby pictures of him crawling around and drooling in his birthday suit, ah sucks to be him.

"Awww whatever inu-baby" even though work was tiring and a drag she could still hang around with her friends which made the whole thing more fun, also they made wise cracks to the customers and stuff like that.

"Eh Inu-Bakas Embarrassed How Cuuuute" Sango Cooed while batting her eyelashes.

"grrr...damn females....annoying creatures only...good for one..thing" inu-baby mumbles under his breath turning back to his station trying to get the food ready before there were any angry customers, he didnt need to deal with that shit, god know's he dealt with enough angry people Like lets say his half-brother who was a complete ass.

A few wise cracks,pranks,and hours later...(yeah couldn't think of anything to feel this space so...yeah...)

"Sango, you think yura's gonna come in today?" Kagome asked Sango as She Passed A Customer Their Plate of Food

"Hell Kags it's hard to tell with her the bitch think's she can come in whenever she please,which is true....but my point is i dont know she probably will considering hakudoshi might pay' her for a quick Fuck and hopefully i'm right because she's our entertainment" Sango said this all with a smile, of course she had a reason to because, just the thought of picking on yura brought a smile to her face.

"And You know what they say 'When you speak of the devil He rises'..." Mumurmed Kagome Looking Else Where.

And just when the gang thought work wasn't going to get any more interesting or tiresome yura of the tramps' arrived and clocked in albet late per usual, but if she wasnt late it just wouldn't be yura couldn't expect any less of her, some times the bitch was generous enough to not show up which in turn her shift was given to some one else.

Yura struted her way past Kagome and the Gang earning herself a few nasty looks in the process and over to their Bosses office she didn't bother to knock because the door was already ajar (Don't you hate when someone Doesn't knock and let themselves into your personal space?-,- i mean NERVE MUCH!! :/) she just waltz right on in paused a moment to blow him an air kiss and walked the rest of the length to his desk and leaned over and Her Super short mirco mini rised up and revealed her thongs Kagome and Sango made gagging sounds while Miroku,Inuyasha And Kouga Cheered And Did Wolf whistles which caused yura to start swaying her hips from side to side making the little fabric ride up even more.

"Hey Baby, sorry i was late but I had to Glam myself up" Yura Said Giving Hakudoshi a Kiss on the Lips.

"Aye no problem babe,anything for you" Hakudoshi Replied while yura walked around the other side of the desk straddling his hips and wrapping her arm's around his neck.

"You wanna come over to my place tonight, so i can make it up to you Haku.?" The Hair Demoness Whispered Seductively.

"Sure i don't see why not babe." He Said Grinning From ear to ear like a chestires cat

"Look's Like We've Got Ourselve's An Audience"

"You know what they say hon?." Yura Asked

"Blondes have More fun?." Hakudoshi replied scratching the back of His head,It was The First Thing That Came To Mind.

"No. 'If You Got it,Honey Flaunt It" Yura Said Rolling Her Times Haku Was Just Pure Stupid But Then that Wasnt The Reason She Was With Him, It Was Because Of His Good Looks, Money And The Fact He Was Wrapped Around Her Finger,Soon She'd Just Get Tired Of Him Like All Her Other Boy Toy's.

"Well Haku Baby, I Guess It's Time I Go Greet My Other Fellow Staff Member's" Said Yura And With That She Left Hakudoshi's Office.

~1n Th3 Kitch3n~

Kagome Was Busy Getting Some Ingredient's For Inuyasha When She Heard Heel's Clacking She Rolled Her Eyes, There Was Only One Person In The World With Shoe's Like That And That Person Was 'Yura'.

'God Why'd That Bitch Have Come Back Here, It's Obviously Not Gonna End Well." Thought Kagome As She Walked Over And Gave Inuyasha What He Needed.

"Oooh Look What The Cat Dragged In." Ah Good Ol Sango Just Couldn't Resist.

"Shove It Bitch!, Nobody Asked For Your Two Cent's You Know What They Say 'Speak Only When Spoken To'." Yura Said Giving Sango A VERY Dirty Look. Everyone In The Kitchen Was Watching And Miroku And Kouga Were Whispering And Making Bet's Because They Knew Something Was Gonna Go Down If These Paticular Two Girls Kept It Up.

"Nope This Ain't Gonna End Well" Mumbled Inuyasha

~ANNNNNNNNNND CUT!!!~

I'm Sorry Please Don't Hurt Me *Hid's Behind Couch*

Sorry This Is Where I Leave Y'all With A Cliffhanger Yes I'm An Evil~~~ Authoress But I Will Have The Next Chapter Up In NO Time Seriously I'm A Mean Green Typing Machine XD~ Buuut Often If Not I Get Writer's Block And I Can't Think Of AnyThing, Can Anyone Guess What's Gonna Happen Within The Kitch3n? If You're Correct I'll Give You A Cookie And A Huggle! o^,^o *Spread's The Love And Break's Into The Mc Hammer Dance*And please Excuse Any Misspelled Word's Or Anything Like That I Dont Have A Beta.

Kagome: I bet'cha I Know What's Gonna Happen! Yay Me~ .*Does Mc Hammer Dance Too*

Sango: Oooh Dancing Time. You Getting Served Son!*Join's Kagome And Doki~*

Inuyasha:Welllll Then....Guess That Leave's Only Me.... Anywayz Please Review It Make's Doki Happy.

Naraku Pop's Outta Nowhere Glaring : Or Else! ;P.

R&R

Doki~ Out

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