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My mentor Dispatch Rider told me some of the big writers they can of do multiple fandoms.

I thought I could at least make an attempt. We came up with this idea since only a handful, are "complete" online.

For those who love my other works in the Doctor Who fandom I have had writer's block with Guidance, I want to give Tony more life lessons but I want to skip around his age so send me a suggestion and I will credit you.

Now on with "My son is a freak, Potter!"

Dudley Dursley was 31 years old and the proud father of a nine year old. He has matured since he turned eighteen when he was 20 he met Jane Baker they went out for a year before he proposed to her on her twenty-first birthday and she gave him a son close to his twenty-second birthday.

He never told Jane of his past as a spoiled pig or a bully. He never told her of his cousin and all the things he put him through, at the age of five Harry had to learn to cook properly while he was learning that Potter was a freak and all freaks were below him.

Dudley saw his son coloring in his room drawing a brown dog in the living room.

"Time for dinner you two" Jane shouted from downstairs. Dudley went to go get his son.

"Now Robert time for dinner." Dudley told his son as he put away his crayons on a high shelf.

"No, want to stay here and color"

"No, it is time for dinner"

At this moment Jane decided to come up to see why it is taking them so long.

"What is taking so long?"

"Nothing Jane he just rather color than eat dinner"

"Dinner first Robert then color" Jane said trying to coax her soon to eat.

"NO I WANT TO COLOR!" With that shout the crayons went from the high shelf and zoomed into his hands.

Dudley and Jane were speechless especially Dudley was it even possible that his son Robert was one of Potter's lot? Robert put the crayons down and ran down to dinner sensing he was in trouble.

"How did he do that?" Jane asked her husband.

"Jane, love I think our has magic."