Disclaimer: I NO OWN ANYTHING!!!! Rated T for suggestive themes.
"Hm… Tobi is a bored boy…" Tobi said to himself while walking around the Akatsuki base bored out off little orange mind.
'I will visit Sasori-sempai!' Tobi thought as he headed in the direction of Sasori's room.
Tobi peeked his head inside.
"No Sasori…" Tobi whispered. "Maybe Deidara-sempai wants to play with Tobi!" He thought hopefully.
Tobi knocked on Deidara's door a few times and come in
Hi Sempai! What are you-Oh hi Sasori! What's that game you guys are playing in the bed?" Tobi asked.
"Uh… It's called S-E-X." Sasori spelled out.
"That looks like fun! Can Tobi play too?" Tobi asked.
"NOOOOO!!!!!!" Deidara and Sasori yelled as they began to throw shurikens, kunais, clay bombs, poisonous objects, and other items at poor Tobi who had run away to avoid the objects.
This is probably the shortest story that I've ever written. Review and subscribe!!!