Chapter 1- It's Your Fault I'm a Shoujo Romance Protagonist!

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Cherry blossom petals littered the blue spring pathway. My hair rippled as a light gust lifted off, announcing the new day. My cyber red optics were blinded by the dazzling light.

I didn't know why my Okaa-san needed to transfer in her job, but as a loyal son I had followed her. Losing my friends was the hardest thing though. Losing my closest friend Sakura-chan had been devastating, we had promised to stay in touch. I wondered apprehensively if I would be able to make new nakama. With a mind set on 'I'll do my best', I strode along the narrow route towards a new school and my new life.

'I'm late! I'm late!' I was internally yelling, toast flying out of my mouth. As I was rushing through the empty hallways I turned the corner when BAM! I had run directly into another body. I started to fall backwards but a firm strong hand grabbed my arm and pulled me towards a warm chest.

I felt an overwhelming blush cross my face when I saw the debonair face that had rescued me. That face gazed impassively at mine, his dark hair framed a gorgeous face. The muscular arm let me go and I took a step back.

"Eto... Thank you for helping me...my name is Matsuo—" I said with a hand near my face. My shyness made me fidgety, but I was cut off by my savior.

The voice that responded was deep and masculine, "You shouldn't be running in the hallways." The impassive youth strode away without looking back.

Ehhhh? How could he be so rude, I thought. I definitely hated him, that jerk. But if I truly hated him, why wouldn't this blush leave my face...

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I was waiting outside the classroom for Sensei to call me in. I couldn't wait to introduce myself. What would my classmates think? Would they welcome me? With uncertain thoughts I walked in.

"Hello, my name is Matsuoka Rin. I moved here for my Okaa-san's work. Please take care of me!" I bowed low, bag in hand, and cautiously looked up. My classmates were smiling at me. Sensei raised his finger and pointed to the back of the classroom.

"Matsuoka, you can sit next to Nanase." His bony finger pointed at a desk in the back, just one seat away from the window.

I made my way back and sat down. The desk next to me, closest to the window, was home to a sleeping figure. Of course, I thought, I could make a friend!

I raised my hand in greeting, "Hi my name is Matsuoka Rin. What's yours?"

The figure stirred and raised their head, it was the boy from earlier! His intense orbs narrowed at the sight of me. His eyelashes were extremely feminine and only added to the intense shimmer of his eyes.

"I know who you are. You just introduced yourself." With that he put his head back down and seemed to have gone back to sleep.

I can't stand this man!

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Class finished and a group of students crowded around my desk.

"So where is that dialect from?"

"What's your favorite food?"

"Why are your teeth so pointy?"

"Why do you have a girly name?"

"Why is your chin so pointy?"

They bombarded me with questions, I felt so overwhelmed. I watched curiously as Nanase-kun got up silently and stalked out of the room. He seemed annoyed.

One girl in my class was especially hounding me. "Can I call you Matsu-chan?"

"Matsuoka Rin is my full name. I don't like nicknames...gomen."

I didn't understand why, but being around Nanase-kun made me nervous. My usual outgoing self became shy and reclusive. I excused myself from those questioning eyes under the pretense of going to the bathroom. "Ehh, gomenasai. I need to freshen up. Sumimasen." With hurried steps, I followed Nanase-kun up the stairs, but I lost him in the sea of people.

A tall boy with green eyes had his gaze fixated on me. I felt a bit unsettled by that gaze, and the boy made his way over to me. I fidgeted shyly and met his stare. "E-eto...my name is Matsuoka Rin. Did you need anything?" The boy just looked at me some more, his gaze ceding into a brief glare before he turned and walked away. I shuddered a vague sense of foreboding rippling through my body as I entered the bathroom door. It was a nice bathroom that smelled of lavender.

I sat on the toilet seat and started taking a crap. I heard a flushing noise from the stall next to me and quickly cleaned up—I wiped the leftover shit from my ass—, wanting to glean every opportunity to introduce myself to random strangers as I could.

I smiled friendlyly, baring my alluringly honed shark teeth as I washed my hands of excess grime. "Hi, my name is Matsuoka Rin!" The small blonde boy washing his hands next to me looked up. I saw that his eyes were pink, like mine, albeit a few shades lighter. "Your eyes are pink, like mine, albeit a few shades lighter" I ejaculated loudly. The boy laughed and introduced himself "Hi! My name is Nagisa Hazuki! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!" Sparkly bubbles formed around us.

I smiled. Finally someone who seemed to like me! We walked back to class together, Nagisa babbling all the while. He turned out to be outgoing and very enthusiastic about his swimming club, he was ecstatic when I informed him that I also swimmed, inviting me to join them, to be CONSUMED AND ASSIMILATED.

I was so happy, I was going to make friends!

I hope you loved this SUGOI story. I had a ton of help from my nakama in order to give a real shoujo experience when reading this. Also, I drew the kawaii desu cover art myself! Please review! XD