Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Let's just say that if I did it wouldn't be to... Well straight.

Writing...

(My input)

Which Gender?

Okay now it is a sickeningly, sunny day and I (Amaya) and my squad are stuck going out on a mission! Accompanying me is Kabuto Yakashi, Zabuza, and Haku. The Group and I are on a mission to recover the Orb of the Mist.(I made it up so how about them apples!) We still hadn't left yet though. We had agreed to meet at the gate to the city and arrived about ten minutes ago...Without Zabuza and Haku. When they did sow up the conversation wasn't to pleasant.

"I hate going on missions with that girl!" Zabuza exclaimed.

"And I hate going on missions with stupid, arrogant..." I didn't get to finish my sentence because Kabuto clamped his hand over her mouth.

"Don't anger him!" He lectured.

"Huh... Fine, fine!" I said as I glared at the men around me. "Lets move out!" I exclaimed.

As we jumped through the trees Zabuza continued to grumble... That can get very annoying very fast! So...

"Would you just shut up! Honestly! You whine more than a girl with her period!" I screeched at the Demon of The Mist.

"Hey!... Men have more problems with their body functions then you do!" He practically started crying.

"Okay... Well that is a lie!" I retaliated.

"Ohhh, Yeah! How!"

"We!... Zabuza how old are you?" I questioned him.

"Well... that is none of you business!" He yelled. "Why?..."

"Huh... Let's stop Haku. We'll let these children finish their argument and then continue." Kabuto said in his usual, stoic tone. Haku only nodded.

"Did you have 'The Class' when you were in school?" I said while doing the bunny ears when I said 'the class'.

"Well of corse I... didn't." He said sheepishly.

"Why not!" I screamed at him.

"Well what do you think! I had to leave school before then!"

"Well if had the class you would know that what women go through is a hell of a lot worse then what men go through!" I yelled at him.

"Ohhh yea right! We go through scary voice changes!"

"You think that-"

"You did not just say that!" Haku screamed. " Being female is a lot harder than being male! I should know! I have been macerating as a male for twelve years! Hell it's harder to hide being female than it is to pretend to be male!" After Haku's rant everyone just stared at her. "What?" She questioned.

"Haku? Did you just say that you are a female?" Zabuza questioned.

"No." She said while giving us a confused look.

"Yes you did." I said.

"No I didn't!" He said.

"Okay... Haku-" I was cut off by a very rude Zabuza.

"Haku." Haku looked at his master. "Pull down your pants." He stated.

"But Zabuza-sama!" Haku exclaimed shocked by his master's request.

"No buts Haku. Do as you are told." He said as he glared at Haku.

"Yes Zabuza." Haku said as he completed his master's task.

"Haku!" Zabuza exclaimed. "You're a... a girl!"

"Yes Zabuza-sama... I am a worthless tool!" Haku cried.

"Ha! Pay up Kabuto!" I said.

"Ohh don't worry, you'll get your payment... later... much later, say tonight?"

"Your on! Well... That was an interesting mission!"

Yo! I hope you liked this pointless one shot! This is for my friend Mitsuki as a Christmas present! Well.. Please read and review!

-I'll Be Your Lie!