One Elf, Two Elf, She Elf, You Elf
My Elf, You Elf, Old Elf, New Elf
This one has a little star
She keeps it in a little jar
My, what a lot of Elves there are
There's lembas bread , and mithril too
The mithril's old, the bread is new
Some Elves are sad
And some are glad
But Sauron makes them very mad
Why are they sad and glad and mad
I do not know, ask Arwen's dad
From there to here, from here to there,
Magic things are everywhere
Some have Rings, and some have swords,
And Samwise asks for Elven cords
From there to here, from here to there
Gimli asks for women's hair
Here are three who have to run,
They follow Orcs in the hot, hot sun
Oh me, oh my, oh me, oh my,
The good guys walk and the Nazgul fly
We see them come, we see them go
We hide in a swamp so they won't know
The Ringwraiths fly while the Orcs march low
Not one of them is like another,
Don't ask us why, ask Boromir's brother
The moon was out, we saw some trees
We saw some trees and Ents in threes
By the light of the moon, without a peep
We saw them march into Helm's Deep
I think all in all, I would rather sleep
This is Sauron, for Saruman, to begin his cunning plan
Calling on the Palantir, hoping that the Orcs are near
Saruman can't hear his call, he cannot hear his call at all
This is no good, and I know why, A hobbit's got the orb, goodbye!
In Mordor, the Gate is black
And Gollum tries to hold us back
He says that there's another way
But evil giant spiders play
The spider's bite makes Frodo sleep
Sam thinks he's dead and starts to weep
He takes a breath, then takes the Ring
That Gollum calls a precious thing
They meet again inside a room
And take the Ring up to Mount Doom
But Frodo will not take it off
And Gollum bites his finger off
And falls into the mountain's fire
He burns up like a funeral pyre
The Ring is gone, the Quest is done
We do not want another one
From there to here, from here to there
Magic things are everywhere