A/N: this was written for OtakuFangirlCrazyArtist. It was supposed to be cracky, but I'll let you be the judge of that XD
A Sunday Movie
Sherlock sat on the couch, as he often did when he was bored. John was currently making tea in the kitchen. It was a Sunday. A holy day, in most Catholic societies. However, neither John nor Sherlock were religious. At all. Thus, when John finally sat down next to Sherlock with his cup, the first thing he suggested was to turn on the telly. Although Sherlock thought it was incredibly dull, it was really the only thing that they could do.
Upon pressing the on button, the local news came to life with some ordinary story of a cat stuck up a tree. John was more than content to watch the boring and predictable stories, but Sherlock was not. The world's only consulting detective stole the remote and started flipping through the channels. He passed by several soap operas, another news station, and a game of football. He flicked past a movie and to a third news station before going back to the movie.
A small smirk lit up his face as he glanced side-long at John, who was still sipping his tea. Sherlock knew exactly how this particular movie went. They watched as two relatively young men went on a cross-country journey, trying to find some lost city. Near the end of the movie, the two boys engaged in an explicit sex scene in their tent. John ended up spitting out some tea while Sherlock continued watching as though it didn't faze him (which it didn't). When the movie was over and one of the boys had died tragically by falling off a cliff in a rockslide (although Sherlock assured John assured John that there was a sequel in which they brought him back, "How dreadfully cliché."). John asked Sherlock why they had just spent two hours watching that particular movie.
Sherlock simply smiled and said that one of the boys reminded him of his version of a younger John. He then got up and went to the kitchen, leaving a blushing John on the couch
John had thought the other boy would have resembled a younger Sherlock... and that just implied a little too much….