Weirdness

Sumarry: Its over 100 degrees in the leaf village. How does it affect team 7? Humor? Much. Randomness? Also much. I suck at Summarys.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters. And if I did, Kakashi would have a much better part. And would be the main character. And many other Kakashi oreinted things.

Part one, "Poor Sakura."

"For todays forecast in the village of leaves, it is hot, hot, hot. Today would be a good day to stay indoors." The weather man spoke about the forecast on Sakura's parent's radio.

"Oh dear," Sakura's mom said to her husband. "Do you think Sakura and her little freinds will be okay in this heat?"

"They'll be fine." He said not lifting his eyes from his paper.

"Hmm." was her reply but she couldn't help wonder.

Meanwhile, at the training grounds. Sakura and her 'little freinds' were fairing okay. For Now. Sakura was under a tree near a small water fall in which everytime the wind blew, she would be cooled of by the small spray of water mist. Naruto and Sasuke were sitting legs crossed across from each other arguing. Actually they were just pushing each other on the shoulder. Everytime Naruto pushed Sasuke's shoulder he'ed say "You're a loser." then Sasuke would push Naruto back and say "No, you're a loser." This seemed to be all they were doing since Kakashi was to tired of the heat to care. And thats where our story begins.

"You're a loser."

"No, Your're a loser."

"No, You are."

"You are."

"No you a-"

"Okay!" Kakashi yelled from being up in a tree. He wasn't proped up against the tree itself as usuall. Instead, he was sprawled on branch with his arms and legs hanging of the sides. "Okay I've come to the conclusion that you're both losers!!" he said., thinking he stopped their bickering. He was wrong.

"Loser."

"Pretty-boy loser."

"Loser loser."

"Don't make me come down there 'cause I will!" Kakashi yelled to them.

"We'ed like to see you try!" Naruto and Sasuke yelled simoultaniously.

"Fine then." Kakashi said "I will."

"Kakashi Sensei," Sakura began "You'ed better be carefull." She knew that if anyone moves around too much in this heat they'ed kill themselves. And Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi were no exeptions.

Instead of gracefully jumping and landing on his feet as he always did, Kakashi simply fell off the branch and landed on the ground face first.

"Ow." He crawled over to Naruto and Sasuke, who were laughing hystericly.Just before Kakahshi reached them, he fell over with his arm out-stretched about an inch away from them."Too. Hot. Can't. Move." Soon, Naruto and Sasuke fell over and too began blabbering nonsense. Sakura looked up to see her 3 freinds practicly dying of heat exaustion. She got up and sighed.

"I knew they'ed kill themselve's. All 3 of them. stupid boys." First, she'ed see if Naruto was okay. He was sleeping. Sakura dragged Naruto over to the tree where she was and proped him up against it. He was okay now. The same couldn't be said for Sasuke, though. When he fell back, his head landed into a stream and he now was laughing insanly with bubbles coming up from the water. "Ewww. Weird." Sakura said. She pulled Sasuke out of the water and gently put him up on the tree with Naruto. Then she walked over to Kakashi to see if he was okay. Luckily he wasn't unconcious. "Kakashi sensei?" She asked "Are you okay?"

"Hm?"

"Are you okay?" she repeated.

"Hey," he said "Who lit you on fire?"

"What?" She asked in confusion. He gasped

"How did we get all the way into the middle of the ocean?" Sakura narrowed her eyes at him.

"I'll take that as a no. Do you have a fever? Let me check your temperature." She pulled the other side of his headband down over his eyes so she could fell his forehead. "Jeez, your burning up. I'm taking you, Naruto and Sasuke to a docter." Kakashi didn't answer her. "Hello? Kakashi sensei, are you, dare I ask, okay?"

"Oh my god!" He screamed, causing her to fall back. "I'm blind!" She saw that when she moved his headband down she covered both of his eyes so he couldn't see. "No!" He said. "I can't live this way!"

"Easy, easy Kakashi sensei! Your're not blind." Sakura pulled his headband off his eyes.

"I can see! It's a christmas Miracle!"

Oh god. How am I going to deal with this? Sakura wondered to herself.

End of chapter one. I'd like at least one reveiw before I update. Please and Thank you!