What started off as little joke 'Wanted' posters for me and my friends has now evolved into one-shot/drabble bunnies that won't leave me alone. XD I actually made up several of these 'Wanted' posters based off several 'Bots and 'Cons and have them plastered up all over my room, with the actual pictures of the mech in question on them. XD Read and Review I guess, telling me what you think! XD

StoleTheSpider does not own anything to do with Transformers...Because I haven't caught one of 'em off guard yet... XD

Missing Mech!

Name: Sideswipe.

Smart, Slick, And Snarky. Can Not Function Without His Twin, Sunstreaker.

Loves: Pranking Any And Every 'Bot At Base, Pestering Ratchet, Breaking The Rules, Racing, And Making Prowl Glitch.

The Second Fastest Autobot I Know. He Never Turns Down A Challenge…Or A Race.

If Found, Please Return To Autobot Base. Preferably In One Piece. We Understand If You Return Him In More Than One. He Has That Kind Of Affect On People.

Reward: We'll Make Him Be Your Personal Chauffer For A Week…Unless Duty Calls And All That.

Warning: He Loves Racing Too Much For His Own Good. Speeding Tickets Are Piling Up Around Here.

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The posters were a bright red color, the same color as a certain speedy mechs paint. The print on the poster was large and bold so that not even the most oblivious person on the planet could miss it. In the center of the poster was a very glossy picture of a cherry red Lamborghini. Sunstreaker had handed us the picture saying that his brother called it his 'glamour shot'. As if a car could have glamour shots. There's just some things you just gotta let go, I guess.

"Think anyone will find him?" Sam said as he tacked up another 'Missing' poster to a telephone pole.

"Definitely. 'Sides can't hide away forever. Sooner or later he'll have to come home. He'll miss Sunny too much to stay away. All we have to do is make sure that Sunny doesn't escape. You just wait. In a few hours, Sideswipe'll be coming to us." I replied confidently, taping up my own wanted posters to a shop display window.

"Then why are we out here in the cold putting up all these posters if he's eventually going to come home on his own?"

"Because. This just speeds up the process a little bit. See how I put that Sideswipe was the second fastest Autobot I knew? That egomaniac will be knocking down the base's doors in order to find out who the fastest Autobot I know is."

Sam just let out a noncommittal grunt and continued to tape posters up on any available flat surface.

After a few minutes of taping and paper shuffling, Sam finally said "Why did Sideswipe run away in the first place?"

I let out a laugh. "Oh it was great. You should have been there. We were eating in the cafeteria eating lunch with the Autobots while they took their Energon break, you know? Just a regular lunch. Then there was this huge explosion! Energon went everywhere! It was Ironhide's Energon Cube! It had exploded in his face! Just like that! He was super pissed…Oh Primus…You should have seen his reaction. Anyway-"

"Wait. Hold up. Ironhide's Energon Cube exploded? How?" Sam interrupted.

I rolled my eyes. "That was Wheeljack and Sideswipe's doing. Apparently they found some chemical that reacts in Energon like Mentos react in soda. Pretty hilarious. Anyway, as I was saying, Ironhide was super pissed and wanted to know who had tampered with this Cube. Of course he went straight to Sideswipe and Sunstreaker's room. The latter of the two was recharging in there when Ironhide busted in. You should have heard Sunstreaker's surprised squeals when Ironhide charged into his berthroom, shouting loud enough to wake the dead."

"I can imagine…" Sam muttered.

"Yeah. So Ironhide 'interrogates' Sunny to see if he had any part in the prank and finds out that he didn't. This angers Ironhide even more and he stomps out of Sunny's room to go find 'Sides. But guess what? 'Sides has already flown the coop. And now no one's seen him for hours. It was just now that people started to get worried. Optimus issued a couple small search parties and asked that I make these posters and put them up. Sunny's going a bit mad."

Sam just stood there for a few seconds to let my story sink in. Then he blinked and shook his head. "So it's just another day with the Autobots?"

"Yep. Just another day with the Autobots. Now let's get all of these posted up. I can't feel my face anymore."

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::Ha! You should have seen his face Sunny! It was priceless! I don't care if I'm on Ironhdie's black list for the next light-year! It was so worth it.::

::I can tell by the way he's storming around here and shouting. He's going to wear himself out if he keeps this up. Wanna take bets on how long it'll take him to wear his voice box out?::

::You'd definitely lose that bet!:: Sideswipe let out a laugh. ::But nah, I think I'm just going to cruise around here for town another mega-cycle before I head back to base. Mind helping me sneak past the angry grouch so I don't have to totally redo my paint later?::

::Sure thing bro. Send me a ping when you get close. I'm under close observation until you get back. Ironhide never lets me out of his sight. It's like he already knows that I'm planning to sneak you back in or something.:: Sunstreaker smirked.

::Ah…He knows us too well…Anyway, I'll be sure to- Why hello there! Who's that gorgeous mech I see?:: Sideswipe exclaimed as he suddenly caught sight of something red in the corner of his optics.

The red Lamborghini swerved off of the street and pulled to a stop next to a telephone that was nearly covered in bright red posters that had glaringly obvious pictures of Sideswipe's alt mode on them. They were wanted posters! How cute! As if some human squishy could catch him and bring him in! Ha! He'd like to see them try!

Just as Sideswipe was about to pull away from the curb and continue his drive and conversation with this twin, one little sentence on the posters caught his optic.

"'The Second Fastest Autobot I Know.'" The cherry red mech muttered to himself. He shuttered his optics as his processor tried to wrap itself around what he had just read. "What! When did this happen? Who could possibly be faster than me! Not even Sunny is faster than me! This means war. Where are those humans? I'll show them who the fastest Autobot is!" Sideswipe yowled. He skidded away from the curb, leaving twin tire streaks as he sped off towards the Autobot base. ::Sunny! I'm coming back to base early!:: he shouted into his comm. Link.

::What!? I thought you were going to hide out a bit more from Ironhide!? If he finds you, he's going to have your parts for breakfast! What are you thinking?!:: Sunstreaker yelped back.

Sideswipe let out a tiny growl. ::I have to show those humans how fast an Autobot can really go. Meet me at the hanger doors. I'll be there in a nanoclick.::

Welp? What do you think? Funny enough? Average? Totally random? Tell me what you think by leaving a review if you have the time! :D I plan on doing more of these for 'Bots and 'Cons from any generation or universe. :) Knock Out from Transformers Prime is up next. :) Thanks for reading!