Disclaimer: I don't own Greys anatomy; I don't own any of the characters. I don't even own the box of raisins, Queen Satan does .
This was dedicated to me from my friend Queen Satan, after I helped her a bit with her story. We came up with an idea for a chapter. Then she came up with the story, the idea made us laugh :D and I we hope it makes you do too :D
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The window and the box of raisins
By Queen Satan and Stained-Cherry-Blossoms
They finished their meal and headed back to Meredith's. Mark helped her out of the car and they started to walk to the front door. Then mark slipped on a mud puddle. Meredith burst into laughter. He pulled himself up and brushed some of the mud off.
"Come and take a shower. I can't let you go home like that." She tried to stop laughing.
"You think this is funny?" She burst into laughter again. She led him up to the bathroom and gave him clean towels. She then headed to her room to put something more comfortable on. Meredith pulled on an old t-shirt Derek had left and sweatpants. Then she walked down into the kitchen and put the kettle on. Before she had chance to sit down she heard the doorbell ring. When she opened it someone stood dressed in black and you couldn't see their face. They started laughing menially. They pushed past Meredith and ran up to the bathroom where Mark stood in his boxers.
"What are you doing?"
"Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The person leaned forward and pushed Mark out of the bathroom window. He fell straight down on his penis. He fall meant he had to lose his manhood. The stranger screamed
"Box of raisins!" And ran out of the house. Meredith rushed to Mark's side but there was nothing anyone could do to save his manhood. Would he ever be the same after that? Nobody knew.
Tehehe tell me what you think :D