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ENJOY
MMAKY!
ANYWAYS!
CLITORUS!!!!!!
1:19 PM SNIVELLUS: MY GIRLFRIEND JUST RAPED MY KITTEN!!
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SNIVELLUS: MMM I WEANNA LIQ YA GLAWP
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SNIVELLUS: MMM I KNO ME IS QT YA GLAPW AARGH
1:22 PM dear virginity, where are you qt?
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SNIVELLUS: OH U WHORE
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SNIVELLUS: SKANK BUT I LUUUUUUV IT
MY TONGUE IS VERY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
1:24 PM XTREME prostitute: my clitorus is 5 feet long lol lyk
SNIVELLUS: MINE TOO!
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1:25 PM SNIVELLUS: QT
XTREME prostitute: i no i am
1:26 PM SNIVELLUS: YAH U SLUT SKANK ;)
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1:27 PM GLAWP/SLAWP
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SNIVELLUS: DID YOU RAPE MY GOLDFISH?
LOL
1:32 PM LIKE
OMG
TEEHEE
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SNIVELLUS: I WANNA ORGASM BUT I CANNNNN'T
THAT HELPED A LEETLE
OH
MY
GOSH
TEE
HEE
1:34 PM lyk durr my schnizzel homey GOSH SLAWP
THAT WAS A TERRIF ORGASM
MY NAME IS JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMMER SHMIDT
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1:35 PM
SNIVELLUS: WANNA RAPE HARRY???
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SNIVELLUS: LOL YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
1:36 PM JESUS CHRIST IS MY SAVIOR I WANNA EAT HIS FEEEEEEEEEEEET
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SNIVELLUS : YAH IS IT GOOOD???
1:37 PM OR IS IT SO-S0-SO?
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SNIVELLUS: SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOS
TEEHEE SAYS SOS
1:38 PM I WANT MCGONAGALL
1:39 PM WICHU & HARRY
MMMMMMMMMM MCGONAGALL
AND DUMBYDORE
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SNIVELLUS: LMAO
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SNIVELLUS: HAVE NO ASS LEFT
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1:41 PM SNIVELLUS: AND I ATE DA MONKEYS!!!!!
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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SNIVELLUS: CRUCHY MONKEY BONES
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SNIVELLUS: YA GO GRRL
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SNIVELLUS: YAYA
YAYA GRRL
ME A GRRRL
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SNIVELLUS: ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!
1:43 PM XTREME prostitute: oo wait... dat was ur ass
SNIVELLUS: WE ARE LIKE ONE
MY ASS IS YOUR ASS
XTREME prostitute: GALINDA
(spoken) Dearest darlingest Momsie and Popsical:
ELPHABA
(spoken) My dear Father:
BOTHThere's been some confusion
Over rooming here at Shiz:
ELPHABA
But of course, I'll care for Nessa:
GLINDA
But of course, I'll rise above it:
BOTH
For I know that's how you'd want me to respond
Yes, there's been some confusion
For you see, my room-mate is:
GALINDA
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar
And altogether quite impossible to describe:
ELPHABA
Blonde.
GALINDA
What is this feeling?
So sudden and new?
ELPHABAI felt it the moment
I laid eyes on you:
GALINDA
My pulse is rushing:
ELPHABA
My head is reeling:
GALINDA
My face is flushing:
BOTH
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame,
Does it have a name?
Yes!:Loathing
Unadulterated loathing
GALINDA
For your face
ELPHABA
Your voice
GALINDA
Your clothing
BOTHLet's just say - I loathe it all
Ev'ry little trait, however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
It's so pure and strong!
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
My whole life long!
STUDENTS
Dear Galinda, you are just too good
How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
She's a terror! She's a Tartar!
We don't mean to show a bias,
But Galinda, you're a martyr!
GALINDA
Well: these things are sent to try us!
STUDENTS
Poor Galinda, forced to reside
With someone so disgusticified
We all just want to tell you:
We're all on your side!
We share your:
GALINDA AND ELPHABA
ya
SNIVELLUS: YA U ARE A HOOR
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1:44 PM SNIVELLUS: I LUB YA GLOOP
XTREME prostitute: POP OUT OF MY CHERRY
LOL
SNIVELLUS: IM GONNA GO RAPE NEVILL
XTREME prostitute: I GOTTA GIO GET RAPED BY MY BFFF
SNIVELLUS: MORE THAN BOTTOM IS LONG ON HIM
YAH
SEE YA QT
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