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When Luke turns himself over to Vader...Where Vader is having a convo with him...
"This is the rebel that surrendered to us. Although he denies it I believe there are more of them and I request permission...blah dont care doesnt have anything to do with this...blah...He was armed only with this." Hands over Lukes lightsaber to Vader.
"Good work commander."
Blah...Commander walks off. Here comes MY version...HAHAHA
"The emperor has been expecting you."
"I know father."
"So you have accepted the truth?"
"Nah. I just call everyone father...Well except the girls, Han, Chewy, the princess, the Ewoks..."
Vader slammed his hand into his forehead head shield thingy. "Otherwise known as no."
"Eh?"
"Join the dark side."
"Im afraid of the dark. Oh and it smells a bit funky. Do you have air fresheners over on that side?" Luke looked at a red chalk line between him and Vader.
"The hell'd this line come from?" Vader said scoffing his shoe across line, messing it up.
"Ack! No. You just put some of the dark side on the light side and light side on dark side. Its like inverting an oreo. It just doent work with the cookie on the inside of the squishy middle."
"How can you think of food, son, when you are about to see the EMPEROR?"
"What? Im hungry. Ewoks only eat bugs. Do you expect your son to eat bugs?"
"No, son." Vader said. "Come with me to your new master."
"Hey man. I am no slave."
"You sound as bad as one."
"Then I must sound like you."
"No. I am not Anakin anymore."
"Then who the hells inside that weezy suit?" Luke pokes Vaders chest.
"No touchy the suit!"
Luke ran around Vader in circles. "Touch. Touch tou..." He heard a loud PFFFFFFT noise as he passed behind Vader.
Vader turned around and saw Luke on the ground five feet away. "Napping?"
"Holy..Holy wow. Man that was like a tidal wave of stench."
"Do you think this mask is just for looks?"
"I thought you fell in lava?"
"My body only digests beans. I wouldnt need this damn mask if I could digest anything else."
Luke waved hand infront of his face. "Warn somebody before you just explode from back there."
If only Luke could see Vader roll his eyes. "Son. Come with me."
"Can I walk in front?"
. I didnt know what else to put so there you go. Hope you like my puny chance at a Star Wars fic. R&r? I dont mind. I would like more ideas to expand on...Did Mr.Fish man (admiral with fish eyes) in the rebel fleet say "May the schwartz be with us?" Thats SO the wrong movie. (its from Spaceballs) Who knows. Thanks guys .