Chapter 4444: The taste of beer!
Alfea; the refine academy of pixie magix. For centuries they have trained princesses, destined figureheads and transvestites (the last item is kind of restricted from the record) in the art of potion making and magical powers.
By this point it's pretty obvious so let's skip that and go to the story.
Bloom was self loathing and angsting in the courtyard holding a small rubber ball with Brandon's (or is it Sky?) face on one side while flinging it straight to the ground. She caught it than repeat it over and over. This often driven many students insane, as the constant repetitive sound of that ball hitting the ground than her catching it was quite maddening.
Deciding enough was enough the headmistress tried to lay down the law and walked up to the young red head. But was driven away by the annoying sound, so she just sent in Stella to steal the ball.
"Hi," Stella said as she nervously walked behind her friend. "How are you doing?"
"Daddy won't talk to me,' Bloom said depressed. "WHY WON'T YOU HELP ME IKARI-PAPA-SAMA?!"
She's been reading neon genesis Evangelion again, Stella thought. "Besides that, is there anything else bothering you. Like, say, having a bastard boyfriend that betrayed you so badly that you so badly that you have to pound that f'ing ball into the f'ing ground every second?"
Bloom sighed. She finally stopped bouncing the ball (much relief to the school) and curled into a ball. "On one hand I've been so hurt after the day of the royals, I never want to show my face again. Even just die but on the other I want everything the way it was before than."
"Well maybe if you did something to clear your head, join the art class or something." Stella said.
"You're right." Bloom shot up, the background disappeared except for Stella and a few poor students who were crushed beneath the large Japanese characteristics that spelled out yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi. "I will go out and destroy the most power evil ever! I will kill Dracula!" With that Bloom donned a flowing cape and wield a whip while walking past a few crushed students behind.
Plus Stella was saying somethings. "That's not what I meant!"
"I will prove my love for Diaspro!" bloom said as she walked through the front gates.
"Don't you mean Brandon/Sky?" Stella shouted.
"That's what I said!" Bloom said. Wondering into the sunset, unaware of her semi-epic journey ahead.
"Shouldn't we follow her?" Flora appeared out of no where. Stella said nothing but jerked her thumb towards the still killing students sign behind her.
"What does that mean?" Musa asked, as she too appeared out of no where.
"Let's see." Timmy magically appeared. "It means no climax, no resolution, no meaning."
"Like this story?" Stella asked.
"Pretty much, but it is shorten into a popular form is called yaoi." Timmy was tackled to the ground, all of the air was knocked out of his lungs. "Nein, Raven!"
"God, help us all." Tecna said.