Okay. This was a really random idea. REALLY RANDOM. In this story, Arthur has been turned into a sheep and Lovino found him while on a walk. I saw a pin about this on Pinterest and I'm like, "OMG THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME I NEED TO MAKE THIS INTO A FANFICTION YEEEEESSS." and you know, fangirling and stuff. Then I showed one of my friends online and we had this really great idea. I'm gonna write and ending because this thing didn't have one it literally ended right here and then she's gonna write an alternative ending and I'm gonna post that on here too. Maybe you guys can us which one you like better in comments? I really like comments, so please comment. I don't own Hetalia and I hope you enjoy this very random fanfiction . . . . .
Lovino = Romano
Arthur = England
(just in case you didn't know because otherwise it would be confusing)
"What the heck?!" Lovino was taking a walk in the country when he came across something quite unexpected.
Arthur was resting by a fence for sheep. "Don't ask. . . ."
"YOU'RE A FREAKING SHEEP." Lovino wasn't really expecting to come across Arthur on his walk. Much less a sheep-Arthur.
Arthur just replied. "Yes. Yes I am."
Lovino was confused. "What the heck did you do this time to screw up your magic?"
"Ummmmmm. . ." Arthur didn't know how to respond.
"How are you gonna fix this?" Lovino was examining Arthur's new sheep body.
"I have no idea." Arthur was staying surprisingly calm about this.
"Well then." Lovino started, "You're in some trouble."
Arthur died inside. He didn't like being embarrassed like this. Meanwhile, Lovino was trying not to laugh, but failing greatly.
"This isn't funny, wanker!" Arthur shouted.
That made Lovino burst into laughter so badly he couldn't stop for a good minute. The little, white sheep started to glare at Lovino evilly.
"Say baa." Lovino was turning this into a joke.
"NO."
"Say it." Lovino was having a lot of fun with this.
"NOOOOOOOO." Arthur, on the other hand, was not.
"Dammit! Freaking say it!" Lovino yelled.
"Make me." Arthur wasn't going to embarrass himself that easily.
Lovino picked Arthur up and started walking towards a random grill by someone's house out in the country. "Say it!"
"OKAY! I'LL SAY IT! PUT ME DOWN!" Arthur didn't want to get grilled, obviously. Who would.
"Say it first. Then I'll put you down." Lovino wasn't giving up that easily.
"PUT ME DOWN."
"SAY IT."
"No! Put me down!"
Lovino DID put Arthur down. Just he put him down on the grill instead of the ground. Lovino was slowly moving his hand towards the fire-starter thingy and Arthur quickly baa-ed. That caused Lovino to put Arthur back on the ground and start laughing so hard that he fell on the ground. And that led to Arthur kicking Lovino with one of his hooves. (I really hope they are hooves I don't really know. . .)
"OW! What the heck!" Lovino yelled. Arthur was glaring again. Lovino was still giggling.
Arthur started blushing and yelled, "STOP IT!"
"I can't! It's too funny!" Lovino was enjoying this very much.
Arthur went back over to his fence post and started ignoring Lovino.
Lovino wasn't ready to end the fun. "Oh my god. I wonder what Alfred and Francis are gonna think of this."
Arthur huffed in return. Lovino walked over and started petting Arthur. Arthur glared again. "Don't. Pet. Me."
Lovino smirked and intensified the petting. Arthur got up and walked to another spot where he could rest. Lovino brought out his cellphone and took a picture of sheep-Arthur. He sent it to the rest of the FACE family and tried not to laugh again, but again failed.
Arthur glared once again and asked, "What the heck did you just do?!"
"Nothing of your concern." Lovino replied.
"Yeah right." Arthur rolled his eyes.
Lovino started laughing again.
"Wanker." Arthur said in return.
"Idiot." Lovino said.
"Bloody git."
"Bastard."
"Twit."
"Idiot." Lovino realized his mistake too late.
Arthur didn't know how to respond. ". . . . . . . . . . ."
But Lovino thought of another insult. " . . . Lamb-chop."
Arthur completely flipped Lovino off in his head, and started glaring again.
"Sheeps were supposed to be cute." Lovino started. "But this sheep is a stupid bastard."
Arthur remained silent and turned away. Lovino walked over to him again and quickly pulled out a leash he for some reason had in his pocket and put it on Arthur, much to his displeasure. "HA!"
"If you want me to go with you, you're gonna have to drag me because I'm not moving." Arthur simply said.
And with that, Lovino started to literally drag Arthur down the road. The leash was choking Arthur a little, so he got up and started walking. Lovino dragged him all the way to some field.
He took off the leash. "Be free."
"Nope. I don't like this." Arthur stayed by Lovino's side.
"Why not?! You're a sheep!" Lovino was surprised.
Arthur looked at Lovino. "I'm also a person."
"Well you're a sheep for now." Lovino argued.
"No." Arthur angrily baa-ed at Lovino by accident.
"Aww, you did it again!" Lovino started laughing again.
Arthur blushed. "It's not funny!" And he baa-ed again after that too.
". . . Did you know some Scottish hump sheep?" Lovino remembered something about that.
Arthur stayed silent at that comment and backed away.
"Maybe we should fix this sheep mess you're in. . . ." Lovino decided.
"Definitely."
Lovino picked Arthur up again. "So, what do you think we should do to fix this?"
"Ummm . . . ." was all Arthur said.
Lovino looked like he was thinking. "Magic probably, but I don't have any magic. . . ." And she started walking down the street again, to finish his very much interrupted walk.
