When I figure out the point for this I will let you know. I guess I just wanted to cast Yugi in a different light and do my own spin on Wishshipping. Or Mainshipping with Yami. Anyone know what Seto/Yugi/Joey is called? Anyways, enjoy.

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Hello, I'm Yugi. Ever heard of me? I'm sure you have, considering I'm the best duelist on the planet and ridiculously short with even more ridiculous hair. Anyways, let me get to the point of this. I have a problem. Oh no, it's nothing bad, per say, but a problem none the less. See, Seto Kaiba and I (my very good fuck buddy) want the same guy. A really hot guy with a great ass and even better personality. There's only one problem though….he's straight.

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Mornings. I hate mornings with a passion. Especially knowing that I have an hour and a half of Calculus to look forward to. And today is midterm day. Whoopdefuckingdo. Oh the woes of being a business major. See, since all that Atem stuff died down I finished up high school, moved to the States, and started college. Now I'm majoring in Business Management and living in a penthouse with my best friend Joey and my fuck buddy Seto, and whatever slut Joey brings home for the night. So far her name is Sherry and she's actually been coming over for two months straight, which might as well be a marriage commitment coming from him.

Anyways, after all that Egyptian mess died down, Seto started being nicer to us. Eventually we all became friends, and now all three of us are going to the same college and living together. Under his dime, of course. No way in Hell could Joey and I afford college or a place this nice in New York of all places. Seto has an office here so he's still running Kaiba Corp and juggling school. Not that it's hard for him, seeing as the guy is a certified genius. And Joey, well, it turns out he's actually very intelligent when he applies himself, and his accent is finally back where it belongs. He is majoring in Psychology, with plans to be a counselor. I have a problem with Joey. Seto does too.

We both want to have incredibly wild hot sex with him.

A lot.

Who would've guess the four foot eleven boy with large chibi eyes is a pervert? Or that a stone-cold business man even has a sex drive?

I want him to fuck me while Seto wants to fuck him. I suggested a threesome to Seto where we both get what we want at the same time. He was very receptive. But since our roommate is unavailable, he fucks me instead. And boy, is he good at it. I love having his dick shoved up my ass in multiple positions for multiple hours. Sorry to be crass, but ever since the Pharaoh left I came out of my shell more. I still act nice, sweet, and innocent, but my mind inside is perpetually in the gutter. Especially where Joey is concerned.

But noooooo, he's straight. Completely, and utterly straight. Not even bi-curious….more like bi-oblivious. Ugh! But neither Seto nor I want to lose him as a friend, so we keep it in our pants around him and try not to be too obvious in our intents. Besides sex though, I actually am in love with him. I'm not even sure if Seto is capable of being in love, but if he is, I'm sure he is too. How can we not be? He's smart, good looking, and a great friend. And then there's his body...Mmm, I'm getting hard just thinking about it. Man what I wouldn't give for him to fuck me blind! Why must he be so straight?

Like I said, the girl of the moment is named Sherry. An almost intelligent blonde with big tits and a big mouth, which, judging by the sounds that emit from Joey's room, she puts to good use. I can do a better job, I guarantee it. King of Games and Head at your service. I know Seto appreciates my skills, that's for sure. And if it is the death of me, Joey will too. I'm tired of him dragging in bimbos every night and then parading around the house covered in hickeys the next day. It's like he's taunting us. 'Look what you can't have! I'm working on an eight pack, want to lick it?' Okay, maybe he isn't taunting that, but let a guy dream. And yes, I will gladly lick that eight pack, and anywhere else I can get my mouth on.

But back to my morning and away from thoughts of molesting my best friend. Seto is already gone for the day, seeing as he does paperwork at his office before class. And there's the object of my obsession himself, sitting at the island in the kitchen gulping down coffee between arguing with his girl.

"We've been together two months, Joey, so I think it's time you meet my parents!" she said, voice filled with frustration and whining in tone.

"Look, Sherry, I'm not ready for dat. I'm not sleeping around, ain't dat enough for right now?" was his answer, and I can tell from his tone that this conversation started a long time ago. Looks like I'm witnessing a lovers spat. And since I love drama, I'll hang back and watch this play out. Even if they break up he won't be single for long. He never is. Actually, we'll probably hit a bar tonight to help him get over it and he'll meet a brand new slut and take her home.

"I don't think you're serious about us. I love you, and I need to know we're on the same page," she pleaded, and I know she just screwed up. Whenever a girl mentions the 'L' word, he bolts faster than a hemophiliac at a razor blade factory. Looks like I'll be ordering a Buttery Nipple tonight after all.

"Well, we're not. This isn't goin' ta work out. I'm not ready for anythin' serious, okay? Sorry, but I think it's best we went our separate ways," Yep, and after the Buttery Nipple, I'll have a Lemon Drop. I love it when he breaks a girl's heart because I have an excuse to get shit faced. Does that make me an asshole? After a monologue filled with tears, profanities, pleading, and demeaning, she rushes out the front door flipping the bird screaming 'Fuck you asshole!' Bye-bye, Sherry!

"Oh man, Yug', how long you been standing there?" he asks when I make my presence known, rubbing the back of his head in embarrassment.

"Looks like we're going out tonight," I state simply as I prepare myself a cappuccino. Thank God Seto's rich, because I love having a fancy coffee machine that makes lattes and cappuccinos.

I guess you could say Seto is our sugar daddy. Do NOT tell anyone I said that.

"Fuck yeah! I'm so glad we're finally all twenty-one so we can go out and get hammered together! Think Seto will join us?" he inquires as he tosses on a faded denim jacket over his deliciously tight t-shirt. I can make out his pecs perfectly, and am having to consciously make myself not drool.

"If he isn't working. Ready for that exam?" it is midterm week, after all. Last night was the only night all week he hasn't been holed up in his room studying. He was receiving a lesson on anatomy, though.

"Yeah, I feel pretty good. You got that Cal exam today, too. I hope ya do alright. And Seto has a midterm. We can go out tonight for two reasons now. Midterms being over and me bein' single!" he exclaims, grinning at me before heading out the door. His habit of being perpetually late in high school has now morphed into a habit of being obscenely early.

Seto and I have been dropping some hints of our affections on him for a while now, Seto being a lot less subtle than me. For example, on Joey's birthday he got him a box full of different expensive lubes, cock rings, and massage oils. Know Joey's response?

"Thanks man! Lisa will love these!"

Seto was not pleased. Is Joey really that oblivious?

I wasn't pleased either. I had seen that box and thought it was for me. I have always loved blueberry lube….

Anyways….

Off to class! And tonight, maybe Seto and I will finally get our wish. A willing, naked, horny Joey.

Damnit, let a guy dream!

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Um, r&r? Sorry, I know it's rather pointless.