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Mario and Peach were eating dinner one night, when Peach looked at Mario and said "I'm worried."
"About what?" Mario asked.
"Tatanga" Peach said "what if he breaks out of jail?"
"He won't" Mario said "he's in the most secure jail cell in the Mushroom Kingdom under twenty-four hour surveillance. Besides if he breaks out and goes after Daisy again, Luigi will kill him this time. Unless Daisy beats him to it."
"Do you really think they will kill him?" Peach asked.
"Yes" Mario said "Luigi will do anything to keep Daisy safe. He told me that if Tatanga puts her in danger again, he will make sure it never happens again."
The next day, Tatanga was sitting in his jail cell, when a toad guard came in with a box and said "somebody actually cares enough about you to send you a birthday cake."
He set the cake box down and left.
"It is not my birthday" Tatanga thought to himself "but I do enjoy cake."
He picked the box up and opened it.
"This is a rather large cake" he said.
He tried to cut a bite off with a fork, but he couldn't push the fork through the top of the cake. He wiped the icing off of the top, revealing a cardboard box. He opened it and found a small explosive, three gas grenades full of sleeping gas and a gas mask. He took the mattress off of his bed and stood it up. He put the explosive on the door and ran and ducked behind the mattress. He put the gas mask on and waited for the explosive to detonate. When it exploded, he pulled the pin on one of the gas grenades and threw it out the door. When it went off, he ran out the door. He used the grenades to clear the way. He grabbed a radio off of one of the guards on the way out. Once he got outside, he ran and hid in the bushes near by and began trying to call one of his clones.
"What is that frequency?" He thought to himself.
Meanwhile, Luigi and Daisy were playing a video game, when Luigi's cell phone rang. He paused the game, answered it said "hello?"
"Is this Luigi?" A strange voice asked.
"Uh, yes" he said.
"Tatanga has broken out of jail" the voice said.
"That's impossible" Luigi said "he is in the most secure jail cell in the kingdom, and he's under twenty-four hour watch."
"He had help from an outside source" the voice said.
Then the call was cut off.
Luigi turned to Daisy and said "You won't believe this."
"You actually think you can win the game?" Daisy asked smiling.
"Well, yes I can" Luigi said "but somebody just called me and said Tatanga just broke out of jail."
"That's impossible" Daisy said.
"I know" Luigi said "but do you think we should go check? Just to make sure."
"I guess" Daisy said.
"I'll go grab my rifle" Luigi said "just incase. Do you want your flamethrower?"
"Nah" Daisy said "just grab my revolver."
"Just your pistol?" Luigi asked.
"Yeah" Daisy said "I shouldn't need the flamethrower, but I can't go Tatanga hunting without my trusty .357."
Luigi chuckled and headed toward the gun safe he installed in the basement. He came back up with their weapons. Daisy put her .357 in her belt and a handful of bullets in her pocket. Luigi put a spare clip in his pocket and one in the M-14.
"Ready?" Luigi asked.
"Yup" Daisy said.
They headed toward the Mushroom Kingdom jail. On the way, several toads began asking them questions when they saw their weapons. Luigi kept making up excuses so the toads wouldn't worry.
One toad walked up to them and said "enough excuses. Tell us what is really going on."
"Ok" Luigi said "we are headed to the outskirts of the kingdom for a little target practice. It's fun to see how far away I can hit a soup can."
"Oh yeah" the toad said "how can she target practice with out a gun?"
Daisy drew her revolver and spun it around her finger a few times.
She grabbed it by the handle, stopping the spin and said "I'm practicing with my pistol."
"Really?" The toad asked "can I come?"
"Sure" Daisy said "I'll put an apple on your head and show you how good of a shot I am."
"Uh, no thanks" the toad said "enjoy your target practice."
"Come on Luigi" Daisy said.
"That was good" Luigi said when they walked away "but what if he had said yes?"
"Well" Daisy said "I kind of knew he wouldn't, I don't care how good of a shot somebody is, nobody wants a .357 magnum pointed at their head. Now, hurry up if Tatanga did break out, every second counts."
"Ok" Luigi said "let's get going."
They continued toward the prison. Once the prison was in sight, Luigi began scanning it through his scope. Meanwhile, Tatanga finally found the right frequency and called a clone.
"Who is this?" The clone asked.
"This is Tatanga" he said "I need a ship for evacuation, now!"
"What is your location?" The clone asked.
"Near the Mushroom Kingdom jail" Tatanga said "hurry."
"Yes sir" the clone said.
Luigi had scanned the entire outside of the prison.
"I don't see anything out of the ordinary" he said.
He started scanning through the windows and said "uh-oh, all the guards are unconscious."
"Are you sure they're just unconscious, not dead?" Daisy asked.
"Yeah" Luigi said "I can see their chests moving."
"Thank goodness" Daisy said.
She looked up and saw one of Tatanga's space ships.
"Luigi look!" she said "It must be true!"
Luigi looked up and saw the ship. He cocked his rifle and pointed it at the ship.
He heard Daisy yell "look out!"
Luigi looked toward the prison and saw a rock flying at him. He immediately ducked, barley avoiding the rock. He looked in the direction the rock came from and saw Tatanga running towards the ship the best he could on his wounded knee. Luigi pointed his rifle at him and aimed for his head.
"Don't kill him just yet" Daisy said "just stop him."
"Um, ok" Luigi said.
He aimed at Tatanga's left thigh. He led him slightly and squeezed the trigger. Tatanga grabbed his leg and fell. He began dragging himself along with his arms as Luigi and Daisy began walking towards him. The ship flew away when Luigi and Daisy came within ten yards of Tatanga.
"Where are you going?!" Tatanga yelled into the radio.
"I am sorry" a clone replied "but we do not wish to die. Best of luck."
When Luigi and Daisy got to Tatanga, Luigi grabbed his shoulder and rolled him onto his back.
Daisy drew her revolver and said "I've got some bad news for you."
"Wh…What is it?" Tatanga asked looking at her.
Daisy pulled the hammer back on her revolver, pointed it at his head and said "your funeral is going to be a closed casket."
Tatanga saw her start to pull the trigger and then everything went black. Suddenly Luigi's cell phone rang.
He answered it and said "hello?"
"It is confirmed that Tatanga escaped" the voice from earlier said.
"Yes he did" Luigi said "but it was taken care of."
"Understood" the voice said "and well done."
Then the call ended. Peach was standing on a nearby hill, watching them through binoculars. She put her phone away and dropped a voice changer into her pocket.
She lowered the binoculars, smiled and said "Mario was right. All I had to do was help Tatanga break out of jail and make an anonymous phone call to get rid of him once and for all."