AN: Okay peoples! This is a new story by Tsubasa, and I believe you'll like this!! Review of course! Even though the chapters are short, I plan on trying to update evryday, except for like the first week of August, cause I have to go somewhere for a week!

Angel in the Centerfold

Chapter: Wonderwall

Y'know, it's troublesome to admit it, but a pornographic magazine got me together with the girl of my dreams. It was back in high school when I met this annoying girl. She had sandy blonde hair, ironic seeing as her last name was Sabaku. She wore the hair in four spiky ponytails, and she wore this skirt, which was just small enough for a peek. Man, I hated to admit it, but I was sort of a closet pervert, which Naruto liked to let out to all the girls. Damn him, with his spiky blonde hair, and his whiskers, and his shy girlfriend! With that one secret let out, I had been guaranteed that I wouldn't have a girlfriend until I was out of school.

I sat by Kiba, who sat with his girlfriend, who was also my childhood friend, Ino. My other childhood friend sat behind me, and he was irritating me very badly. Sasuke was being emo, and Garra and Sakura were making out. Hinata and Naruto were playing their game, Dodge the Kiss, which was pretty much self-explanatory. Sai and Lee were pretty gay, so we didn't give a crap about either of them, and Tenten and Neji hadn't even come to class yet. We didn't even bother to wonder where they were. Shino had skipped school today, and Kin had gotten together with Kankuro since Gaara broke up with her. Who knew where Suigetsu or Karin were, and Jugo had the flu. And lastly was the new kid, Tsubasa. (AN: I love me!)

Tenten and Neji walked in, and following them were Suigetsu and Karin. I gave a greeting to Suigetsu and Karin, but Karin flicked me off. "She's on her period…" Suigetsu whispered. I laughed, and looked down at Karin's skirt, "No free peeks, closet pervert!!" Karin said angrily. I held up my arms in sarcastic defense, and looked forward. There was Hatake-san, our homeroom teacher.

"Hi Hentai-sensei!" Naruto blurted out. "First detention of the day!" Kiba grinned. "Okay, I bet he gets seven detentions today!" I grinned. "Deal!" Kiba shook my hand. I looked over at Hentai, I mean Hatake-sensei scolding poor Naruto, and then she came in. Gaara and Kankuro had been talking about their sister, who was finally transferring to Sarutobi Junior High, named after the founder, who for some reason lounged around and talked with his students, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru, our Sex Ed, Health, and Drama teachers respectively. For some reason, we never knew which classes we had. We had so many subjects that the teachers had to alternate.

She was beautiful, and I never admitted it to anyone. Her legs… were slender, and her lips… were luscious. I instantly fell in love. I looked over at Kiba, and whispered, "Move behind Ino…" "No…" I got angry, which almost never happened, and I pushed him out of his seat. "Okay Sabaku-san, sit by Nara-san, and stay away from Uzumaki-san!" Kakashi grinned. Naruto glared at our homeroom teacher, and Temari sat by me. Score!! Kiba got up, and protested instantly, "Hey, that's my seat!" "Aww, but do ya want to take me away from this cutie!" Temari protested. (AN: A little OOC) and she grasped onto my arm. I began to blush, which unfortunately, Naruto caught, and Kakashi grinned. "I couldn't keep those two apart! They look good together." Kiba looked ticked, and glared at me for the rest of the day.

"Shino's got a girlfriend!!" Naruto shot out all of his chocolate milk, which landed on me. "This is what I get for wearing white today!" "So who is it, Shika, who is it?!" Neji asked in a hyper tone. "Dammit Naruto, did you slip coffee powder in his drink again!" I smiled. "Well when I go over to Hinata's to walk to school with em and Tenten; I can't but help pull a prank on Neji everyday. Yesterday, I had Tenten help me hide his underwear!" Naruto grinned. "I wonder why she agreed to it!" I said out loud when she passed by.

"Shino's going out with Tayuya!" Naruto blurted out. "You can't shut up, can you, Uzumaki!" I shouted. Gaara walked over, and began to nudge me. "You like Temari doncha, doncha, doncha!" Gaara warmed up since he got together with Sakura. "NO!" I said angrily. "Oh, dang! Cause she's so into you!" Gaara grinned. "Really!" I asked. "Yeah, remember when you came over. You probably don't remember her since she was in her room most of the time, but I could tell she had an eye on you." "WHAT!" I shouted, gaining the looks of everyone. "I've got her diary to prove it!" Gaara grinned. "You're sly!"

"Oh schnikes!" Naruto shouted, "We're gonna be late to Yuhi-san's Math Class!!" "Schnikes?" I asked. "Yeah, I've been trying to cut off on cussing." Naruto explained. "Oh my god, look, it's Orochimaru, and he's coming towards ya!!" I shouted. "Oh shit!!" Naruto screamed, and he began to get hyper. "Got ya!" I smiled.

Gaara was explaining everything to me about Temari, and I was trying to listen and stare at Yuhi-sensei at the same time. I mean, she was so hot!! But then again, I had a chance with Temari. So I started listening to what he had to say, and I found out something horrible!!

Turns out Temari isn't the sweet little girl she acted like. She's actually quite brash and stubborn, and it was quite a surprise to Gaara if she really did like me! Lazy perverts like me were the least likely to get together with women like Temari. But why did she act like that. I've got to say, it's hard in high school to fit in, with all bitchy chicks and the major dicks.

Now it was second period, which was Umino-sensei with Reading. Man was Umino-sensei boring. And worse of all, who is he to get pissed at me when I fall asleep. He should try some cooler crap like with Momochi-sensei in next period. I fell asleep, and when I woke up, I had gotten a detention, as opposed to Naruto's current three, and Temari was giggling. I blushed, and shrugged it off.

Third period is the best of all of em. Ya see, Momochi-sensei doesn't like Teaching, because he says it's boring, so he just transfers all of today's lesson through a jutsu, and lets us watch a movie. He even lets me sleep! Today's movie was 50 First Dates with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore, and seeing as I liked Adam Sandler, I stayed up. When class ended, Momochi-sensei said we could watch the rest later, and he planned on testing us on what Adam Sandler's upcoming movie was.

Lunch Time!! I freaking love Lunch Time. Not only do all of my friends, from Naruto to Gaara, have the same lunch, but there are plenty of hot girls to spy on. Yet today, I only wanted to see this Sabaku girl, because for some strange reason, I was attracted to this girl. But in the meantime, I could watch Gaara's girlfriend. "You may look, for she is hot, but if you touch her, I will kill joo dead!" Gaara grinned evilly.

Fourth Period? Today's is Coach Asuma's Gym class. I don't really care for P.E, but Asuma's a cool teacher. Really, he's my favorite teacher. So I was sitting on the bleachers, and suddenly, I fill this weird presense, and I look over, and see… TEMARI!!

AN: Well, first chapter. Just to say, the title is based on a song by the J. Giles Band! Once again, review, and of course, Sore ja Mata. Oh guys, did ya know they announced the Akatsuki Leader's name and appearance, along with the blue haired member. He has auburn spiky hair, with six nose rings, seven earings on each ear, and he's from Amegakure. His name is Pain. And the blue haired member is a girl, and Deidara finally went boom. He got killed straight up! Unquote.