Bimbo Canary
I don't own Justice League or DC Comics… yet
"ok Dinah, look into my eyes…" Zatanna spoke as Black Canary instantly went under Zatanna's spell
"you are feeling your IQ points dropping and dropping and dropping…" Zatanna continued, Dinah drooling heavily
"you are now…a bimbo" Zatanna commanded, snapping her fingers
"wow! Hehehehe…what pretty colors. Hehehehehe" Dinah giggled girlishly
"ok Zatanna, what did you do to my baby girl this time?" Hippolyta asked
"Mommy!" Dinah cheered, leaping into Hippolyta's arms
"aww…it's so nice getting a hug from my little girl…" Hippolyta cooed, rubbing Dinah's back
"I, um, I made Dinah a bimbo" Zatanna explained
"you what?" Hippolyta asked
"I thought if it would be fun if Dinah had all her IQ removed" Zatanna said
"you're sure this spell is temporary, right?" Hippolyta asked concerningly
"yes" Zatanna answered honestly
"Mommy… why is the moon so bright?" Dinah asked goofily
"oh dear…" Diana moaned, rolling her eyes
Later…
"let me get this straight… you turned my daughter into a bimbo?" Two-Face asked
"yup" Zatanna answered
"and… you're 100% honest this spell will wear off" Two-Face continued
"hey-hey! What's going on?" Black Canary asked, waking up from her nap
"Dinah, what's five plus five?" Zatanna asked
"Ten, silly. What happened? I had the weirdest dream my IQ was lowered" Dinah said cutely
"what the hey is she talking about?" Hippolyta asked
"yeah, I guess it was all a dream… ooh Zatanna, that's a pretty necklace" Dinah said
"no, no, no, no…" Two-Face started
"too late" Zatanna groaned as Dinah was sound asleep, snoring softly under Zatanna's spell
"well… I guess it was a dream within a dream" Hippolyta assumed
"oh, I guess this is because you made us all watch that dumb Inception movie?" Hawkgirl griped
"you aren't even in this story" Two-Face hissed
"the hell I am! I'm a supporting character" Hawkgirl retorted
"and me?" Supergirl asked gleefully
"you…you're the comic relief" Huntress said
"yes and I'm the only sane one in a house full of crazies" Batman grouched
"yup that's you Mr. Grumpy Pants" Dinah teased
"what did you just say?" Batman snarled, about to strike Dinah
"Bruce, lay one hand on my daughter and I'll place you on scrub duty for eleven whole weeks" Hippolyta warned
"Grrrr…" Batman growled, stomping off, Dinah sticking out her tongue
"so… that's it?" Alex asked
"No punchline? No really zippy one-liner?" Alex continued
"well…" Hippolyta started