Just a silly little parody of the old spider man song. I love the comic, but don't own the rights for it. Did it when I was bored, so I apologize for it not being 'crack up your ribs' funny. Well, please review.

Spider Fan, Spider Fan, friendly neighborhood Spider Fan,

In the line, at the flic, sees the price, he gets sick.

Oh yeaaaaah, there goes the Spider Fan.

Spider Fan, Spider Fan, friendly neighborhood Spider Fan,

See the figs, on the wall? Went on-line, bought them all.

Hey yeaaaaah, there goes the Spider Fan.

At the comic shop, with a five in his hand,

Buys a comic book, just as fast as he can.

Spider Fan, Spider Fan, friendly neighborhood Spider Fan,

Tries to buy out the store. Marvel's just making more.

To hiiiim, collecting's a real haaabit. He's just got to haaave it.

He is the Spider Faaaaaaan!