THE ADVENTURES OF MR. ROCKY
Author: Once a-pon a time, in a galaxy far far away…
(*Queue Star Wars music*)
The digimon people were just about to go to summer camp, when the evil digi empire sucked them into his time-dimension portal thingy and shot them into another universe…
Matt: Where are we.
Tai: I do not know.
Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb: Wow, that's original!
Mimi: What is that strange voice.
Sora: I do not know.
T.K.: Where is the ice cream.
Izzy: I do not know.
Joe: Why have I just been shot?
All (except Joe + Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb): I do not know.
Kari: Hello.
No-one-in-particular: Why hello there.
Gigantic rock falls out of the sky
Kari: What a big rock.
Tai: I could put a collar on that and keep it as a pet and it would be my best friend in the whole wide world.
Matt: You're an idiot Tai you know that.
Tai: I sure do!
Tai walks over to rock and hugs it.
Tai: Do you want to be my friend?
Mr. Rocky: _________________
Tai: Did you here that guys? He wants to be my friend! Uuuh, Matt, you can walk him first.
Matt: No.
Tai: Don't you like Mr. Rocky?
Matt: No
T.K.: I love him! He's so cute and cuddly!
Sora: I think he'll look cool in my sunglasses!!!!
Sora takes out sunglasses
Sora: Wicked!
Mimi: Mr. Rocky, could you sign my hat?
Mr. Rocky: ____________________
Mimi: Oh my god! He put some dirt on my hat! Thank you so so ssoooooo much!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Uuhh, sorry to break up the family reunion, but I'm sort of dieing over here!!
Izzy: Sure you are Joe, Sure you are. Hello Mr. Rocky!!!!
Kari: Come on Matt and Joe, I hate that thingy ma bobby.
Enter bouncing heads
Koromon: Hello Tai, I'm Koromon yadda yadda yadda… Hello Mr. Rocky!
Other bouncing heads join their digi-destined in whatever they are doing.
Enter Myotismon
Myotismon: I am Myotismon, leader of the - Oh my god, It's Mr. Rocky!
Enter Speedy the hamster
Speedy: *Squeak!*
Exit Speedy the hamster
MONTHS LATER…
Crowd: MR. ROCKY!!!!
Mr. Rocky: __*Scrunch*_________
Enter Snorlax
Snorlax (in head): Oops, wrong show! But I'm so tired!
Snorlax collapses on crowd crushing them to death.
Tai: I must save Mr. Rocky!
Matt: *Groans*
Tai runs into crowd, reaches the 12 foot stage, and…Gets his leg broken by Snorlax' ear.
Tai: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me to the hospital.
Tai passes out
Koromon: We'd better get him to the digi-hospital!
Matt: No wait, I could be the leader. *Snigger* *Evil grin*
T.K.: Mr. Rocky!!!!!!!
Matt: No T.K., don't get your legs crushed too! Anyway, there are loads more perfectly good rocks around here! There's a load in our back garden!
T.K.: Lots of baby Mr. Rockies!
Matt: Don't forget Mrs. Rocky!
Kari: *Groan*
Joe: Burry me at make-out-creek! UUUEEERRRGGGHHH!!!
Mimi: Who just died?
Sora: Was it Jerry?
Izzy: NNNNNOOOOO!!!! JERRY SPRINGER IS DEAD!!!!?????? *Bursts into tears*
Matt: There there Izzy, we'll make your lap-top better.
Izzy: You will? Thanks guys. AAAAAUUUUUUU Group hug!
All back away from Izzy in disgust
Izzy: Oh my god guys!
Joe: What? UUUEEEGGGHHH!!!
Izzy: My cyber-girlfriend's online!
Matt: Wha'?
Sora: Izzy has a girlfriend? What did you do, post her a picture of Matt and claim it was you!!!???
Izzy: I haven't ever seen her, and she hasn't ever seen me, we just like each other's personalities.
Matt: Ga?
Izzy: We like what the other person is like
Matt: Ya.
Izzy: I'm going to ask her where she is and to see if she could visit me.
Sora: Hey, where's Mimi?
Looks over her shoulder to see Mimi tapping away at the keyboard of a lap top computer.
Matt: Hum… Looks like a job for…
Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb: This'll all end in tears!
Matt: I don't care if it will all end in tears; I'm going to solve this mystery with the help of…
Matt semi-explodes and comes out coughing in a stupid detective costume.
Matt: …Matt Holmes!
All: UURREEUUGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: Whoo hoo! I am now the leader!
Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb: Who are you the leader of? Everyone died because of your dumb - ass costume and statements.
Matt: I'm the leader of… WWWAAA!!!
Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb: I told you this would all end in tears!
Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb: And so ends our tale of Mr. Rocky, and the terrible tragedies that he brought. So, who wants candy?
THE
N… Matt: No, wait, I have this full-healing-potion from Diablo, AAAHHH!!!
Enter the butcher
The butcher: Ahh, fresh meat!
Matt: Mummy!
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Author: Once a-pon a time, in a galaxy far far away…
(*Queue Star Wars music*)
The digimon people were just about to go to summer camp, when the evil digi empire sucked them into his time-dimension portal thingy and shot them into another universe…
Matt: Where are we.
Tai: I do not know.
Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb: Wow, that's original!
Mimi: What is that strange voice.
Sora: I do not know.
T.K.: Where is the ice cream.
Izzy: I do not know.
Joe: Why have I just been shot?
All (except Joe + Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb): I do not know.
Kari: Hello.
No-one-in-particular: Why hello there.
Gigantic rock falls out of the sky
Kari: What a big rock.
Tai: I could put a collar on that and keep it as a pet and it would be my best friend in the whole wide world.
Matt: You're an idiot Tai you know that.
Tai: I sure do!
Tai walks over to rock and hugs it.
Tai: Do you want to be my friend?
Mr. Rocky: _________________
Tai: Did you here that guys? He wants to be my friend! Uuuh, Matt, you can walk him first.
Matt: No.
Tai: Don't you like Mr. Rocky?
Matt: No
T.K.: I love him! He's so cute and cuddly!
Sora: I think he'll look cool in my sunglasses!!!!
Sora takes out sunglasses
Sora: Wicked!
Mimi: Mr. Rocky, could you sign my hat?
Mr. Rocky: ____________________
Mimi: Oh my god! He put some dirt on my hat! Thank you so so ssoooooo much!!!!!!!!!
Joe: Uuhh, sorry to break up the family reunion, but I'm sort of dieing over here!!
Izzy: Sure you are Joe, Sure you are. Hello Mr. Rocky!!!!
Kari: Come on Matt and Joe, I hate that thingy ma bobby.
Enter bouncing heads
Koromon: Hello Tai, I'm Koromon yadda yadda yadda… Hello Mr. Rocky!
Other bouncing heads join their digi-destined in whatever they are doing.
Enter Myotismon
Myotismon: I am Myotismon, leader of the - Oh my god, It's Mr. Rocky!
Enter Speedy the hamster
Speedy: *Squeak!*
Exit Speedy the hamster
MONTHS LATER…
Crowd: MR. ROCKY!!!!
Mr. Rocky: __*Scrunch*_________
Enter Snorlax
Snorlax (in head): Oops, wrong show! But I'm so tired!
Snorlax collapses on crowd crushing them to death.
Tai: I must save Mr. Rocky!
Matt: *Groans*
Tai runs into crowd, reaches the 12 foot stage, and…Gets his leg broken by Snorlax' ear.
Tai: YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get me to the hospital.
Tai passes out
Koromon: We'd better get him to the digi-hospital!
Matt: No wait, I could be the leader. *Snigger* *Evil grin*
T.K.: Mr. Rocky!!!!!!!
Matt: No T.K., don't get your legs crushed too! Anyway, there are loads more perfectly good rocks around here! There's a load in our back garden!
T.K.: Lots of baby Mr. Rockies!
Matt: Don't forget Mrs. Rocky!
Kari: *Groan*
Joe: Burry me at make-out-creek! UUUEEERRRGGGHHH!!!
Mimi: Who just died?
Sora: Was it Jerry?
Izzy: NNNNNOOOOO!!!! JERRY SPRINGER IS DEAD!!!!?????? *Bursts into tears*
Matt: There there Izzy, we'll make your lap-top better.
Izzy: You will? Thanks guys. AAAAAUUUUUUU Group hug!
All back away from Izzy in disgust
Izzy: Oh my god guys!
Joe: What? UUUEEEGGGHHH!!!
Izzy: My cyber-girlfriend's online!
Matt: Wha'?
Sora: Izzy has a girlfriend? What did you do, post her a picture of Matt and claim it was you!!!???
Izzy: I haven't ever seen her, and she hasn't ever seen me, we just like each other's personalities.
Matt: Ga?
Izzy: We like what the other person is like
Matt: Ya.
Izzy: I'm going to ask her where she is and to see if she could visit me.
Sora: Hey, where's Mimi?
Looks over her shoulder to see Mimi tapping away at the keyboard of a lap top computer.
Matt: Hum… Looks like a job for…
Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb: This'll all end in tears!
Matt: I don't care if it will all end in tears; I'm going to solve this mystery with the help of…
Matt semi-explodes and comes out coughing in a stupid detective costume.
Matt: …Matt Holmes!
All: UURREEUUGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: Whoo hoo! I am now the leader!
Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb: Who are you the leader of? Everyone died because of your dumb - ass costume and statements.
Matt: I'm the leader of… WWWAAA!!!
Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb: I told you this would all end in tears!
Doublechoc-chipicecreamwebzeb: And so ends our tale of Mr. Rocky, and the terrible tragedies that he brought. So, who wants candy?
THE
N… Matt: No, wait, I have this full-healing-potion from Diablo, AAAHHH!!!
Enter the butcher
The butcher: Ahh, fresh meat!
Matt: Mummy!
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