Gon had a problem. Ever since he and Killua had been training with Bisky, a small horde of fangirls accompanied him wherever he went. The store, the Hunter Post Board, if Gon was by himself for a moment, a group of giggling girls would close in on him and start squealing and doing whatever strange things girls do.
Of course, Killua being the tsundere AND the yandere, was horribly jealous that Gon would try and pay attention to each and every girl. Today, as he watched the spiky haired kid deal with some excited fangirls, Killua hatched a plan. The plan cheeped and hopped out of Killua's hands, brushing off bits of eggshell, and walked off on its merry way.
"Gon! Arent you tired of those girls tagging along after you all day?"
Gon thought for a while. "No," he said simply.
Now it was Killua's turn to have smoke pouring out his ears. What?! His plan was quickly falling apart.
Somewhere far away, the hatchling plan shook itself and lost every single feather in the process.
"Aw," it said in a little baby voice.
"Gon, having fangirls is weird and it sucks, and and... And people with fangirls ... are gay!" Killua blurted out. Shit. He meant people with fangirls are not okay. Not gay. Wait, I meant gay. Wait...
As some more smoke flew out of Killua's ears, Gon was confused. "Gay? Hey Killua what is gay?"
"Never mind that. You have to pretend to be my boyfriend now to get rid of your fangirls."
"What about you Killua?"
Fifteen minutes later, Killua was outfitted with fake boob implants and a skimpy dress. His face was caked in horrendous make up. He had to thank Kurapika later for leaving his weirdo stash unlocked.
'I may look stupid, but those fangirls need to leave Gon alone! He's mine!' Killua thought.
"Killua, where did you get that kitchen knife?"
Walking around town in 6 inch stilettos proved way harder than it looked. People did double takes as the odd pair made its way down the road. Then, the fangirls arrived.
The leader thrust her hand out to stop the rest of the girls.
"Well well well, look what the cat dragged in. Ive never seen your ugly mug before," the vicious fan spat.
"Shut up fool before I pop ya one," Killua said in a really fake hi pitched voice. Gon left to go look for the cat.
"What are ya gonna do, fight us?"
Then, Gon decided it would be a really god opportunity to pee. At the sound of the opening zipper, everyone whirled around to look, even though they knew what they'd see.
Squeals of pleasure rang through the group, but none squealed higher and louder than Killua. The fangirl's leader was impressed.
"Obviously, you share a great affinity for Gon as we do. Care to join our ranks?"
"Too bad so sad." Killua slaughtered them all.
Gon was finished peeing. "Killu! What happened here!"
"They were all on their periods sp they took a nap. No biggie.
Gon nodded like he understood.
"Say, Killua, what's a period?"
"Gon, zip up your pants."