Hi! My name is Jackie and this is a short parody on Esca. I just thought it was funny so please review it!!!

Disclaimer I don't know who thought up the rhyme but it wasn't me ::scowls:: and Esca isn't mine either ::scowls again:: Anyway, on with the parody!!!!!!!
Eeny-Meeny-Miny-Mo

Eeny-meeny-miny-mo,

Catch Dilandau by his toe,

If he struggles tie him up,

Eeny-meeny-miny-mo, My mother told me to pick the very best one and that is Van.

That's it! Short I know but that all I could come up with. Hope you enjoyed it and don't forget to review.