The dragon stepped into the light of Max's flashlight, which he had handed to Marie a while back. Max's evil grin fell into a slightly awkward mixture of surprise and worry. He raised the gun again, as it had faltered a bit in his grip, and aimed it at the dragon's head. The dragon swooped one giant claw down and swept the gun out of Max's hands.
Tony leapt for the gun as Max pulled the pistol off his belt.
Grrgh.
"What the devil's wrong with the dragon?" Leon asked.
Grrgh.
"This dragon's retarded," Max said. "I refuse to work with it."
Grrrrrrrrgh, grrghy, grrghy, grrgh, grrgh.
"I told you I quit!" Max yelled at the dragon.
"You can understand dragons now?" Marie asked.
"Isn't this supposed to be a serious story?" Tony asked.
"Who cares? Get a new dragon!" Max yelled angrily.
Grrgh.
"Stop saying grrgh!"
"Hi, I'm Amy!"
Max stopped. "Who's Amy?"
"Never mind that," the dragon said. "Oh, wait, grrgh!"
"This dragon is retarded," Tony said.
"Totally," Amy said.
"Who's Amy?" Max said.
"Welcome to the second church on the right," some weirdo said.
Grrgh.
"Shut up," Max growled.
Grrgh, grrgh, I am all posegf...uh, grrgh?
"I quit!" Max screamed.
"How many times are you going to say that before you actually do?" Tony asked.
GRRGH!
"Ooh, scary," Marie said.
"Amy's back," said Amy.
"Go away, Amy!" Max screamed.
"Who are you talking to Max?" Leon asked.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
"E-leven!" Amy said.
"Is that your final answer?"
"I give up!" Max yelled.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
"Why does he keep saying grrgh?" Tony asked.
"That's only the dragon!" Max yelled.
"Max, you have a very bad temper," Marie said.
"Wind Tunnel!" shouted Miroku.
"What's a wind tunnel?" asked Amy.
"Wind Scar!" shouted Inuyasha.
"This whole place is crazy," Max hissed.
GRRGH, GRR-akkk! I'm dying!
"Finally! We can get a new dragon!" Max said.
"Now we can go eat sushi or something," Milk said.
"I hate this place," Max grumbled.
"Mmm...MILK!" someone yelled for no reason.
"Hi," some weird said. "Welcome to 'We Just Get High High School'!"
"Ohhhh...so he's a principal!" Amy yelled over the dragon going GRRGH!
"I thought you were dying?" Max screamed.
"I lied," the dragon said. "I mean, GRRGH!"
"F-L-A, his name is Ned," Amy sang. "E-R-S, he is so white bread."
"Take your chances losing with these losers in Las Vegas, LafLeaur," said White.
"This is getting stupid," Max said.
Grrgh. Welcome to the jungle, we...um...grrgh!
"Hey, I guit...uh, I mean, quot...um, quit!" Max yelled.
"Do you really?" Leon asked.
"Hey, why is there a dragon in my sky?" asked...Santa Claus.
"We found, we can't kill it; it just keeps saying grrgh," Max said.
"Now he's gonna kill everyone," said Tony.
"Well, good going stupid," said Santa.
"My name is Bob," said Amy.
"I thought you were Amy," Amy said.
"Nope, my name is-"
"SHUT UP!" Max yelled.
"Wind Scar! Wind Scar, Wind Scar, Wind Scar! What's wrong with my Tetsusaiga?" Inuyasha screamed.
"What do you mean?" Kagome asked.
"I can't do the WInd Scar!" Inuyasha yelled at her.
"What's a Tetsusaiga?" Max asked.
"I should've known you couldn't defeat the dragon," Koga said. "You're just a mutt."
Why is everyone is my cave? I mean, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
"Let me take care of it!" Koga said.
GRRGH!
(sound effects) CRUNCH! SNAP! TEAR! RIP! CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH!
"He killed Koga!" Hikaku screamed.
"Who's Koga?" Tony asked.
"The guy that just got ate," Marie told him.
"Ohhh," Tony said.
"That was my job!" Inuyasha screamed. "Wind Scar! Oh, wait. That's right..."
"Dummy, it won't work," Ed said.
"Who are you?" Max asked.
"I'm an alchemist!" Ed screamed. "And I can kill this dragon!"
"Everyone just please, SHUT UP! I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK!" Max yelled.
"Lilo, why are you late?" Amy asked.
"Because I had togo feed pudgthe fisha feennjut-" Amy answered.
"Woah Lilo, slow down," Amy told Amy.
"I had to feed Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich, but we didn't have any peanut butter, and do you know what my stupid sister said? 'Use tuna.' Do you know what's in that stuff?" Amy blurted out.
"Eh...fish?" Amy said.
"IT'S FISH!" Amy yelled.
"ENOUGH!" Ed yelled.
"I'm still alive!" yelled Koga as he ripped through the dragons' stomach.
"Oh no! You killed my dragon!" said Donkey.
Nope, I'm not dead...oops. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!
"WE'VE ALL BEEN VERY BAD!" said Santa 3000.
"SHUT UP!" Max yelled. "Why aren't you dead?" he asked the dragon.
"Can't touch me," the dragon sang. "Ju-ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy From Lethal Weapon 2 I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue. I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street I can riot, loot, not give a hoot and touch your sister's teat. Can't touch me! Stop! Dragon-time! I'm a big shot, there's no doubt. Light a fire and pee it out. Don't like it, kiss my rump. Just for a minute let's all do the Bump Can't touch me! Yeah do the Ugly Dragon bump. Can't touch me! I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot. Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot. I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay. It's Dragon, go Dragon, I'm sir Dragon, yo Dragon, let's see Regis rap this way. Can't touch me!" The dragon stopped singing. "Except for you," he added, pointing to Kagome. "You can touch me."
"I hate this dragon," Max said.
"Now that song's stuck in my head!" Ed said. "Now I can't concentrate."
"Does that mean you can't kill this thing?" Max asked.
"Of course it does!" Koga said. "He's not me!"
"You have a really bad ego, dude," Marie said.
"This totally harshes the vibe man, that dragon dude so cheated," Reese said.
"STAND BACK," began to entrance music. "THERE'S A HURRICANE COMING THROUGH!"
"There is only one brave enough to stop the dragon," began The Hurricane. "And he is The Hurricane."
SSSQUISSSH.
The dragon had stepped on The Hurricane.
Grrgh, grrgh, grrgh, grrrrrrrrrgh.
"The only part that matters is the ending. It's the most important part of the sotyr, and this is very good. This one is perfect," Mort said.
"Wait a minute. I'm the leader, I say when it's the end," the dog began. "And it's not yet."
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever been involved in," Max said.
"You've been involved in other things?" the dragon asked. "Eh, sorry...grrrrrgh!"
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure," said Troy McClure. "And I'm here to replace Koga! You may remember me from such off the wall, don't make any sense, you wouldn't understand a thing that is going on stories/movies such as Christmas Ape VS Darth Vader, and Bigfoot Goes To FatCamp, and many others that I am to embarrassed to mention. Anyway, where were we?"
"Do WHAT?" Koga yelled. "REPLACE ME!"
"You're not fitting in with the story," the Author said. "You have to much emotion."
"Have you seen Lord Sesshomaru?" asked Jaken.
"Who the hell is that?" asked Leon.
"There's only one way to deal with murdurously stupid dragon," said Santa Claus as he pulled out a machine gun and tried to kill the dragon.
SMACK.
Santa got hit and ran away.
"So he lost?" Ginta asked.
"Yeah, he ran away," Hikaku said.
GRRAGH!
"What happened to grrgh?" Max asked.
"I'm tired of saying grrgh," the dragon said.
"Stop saying grragh!" the Author yelled. "You're supposed to say grrgh!"
"Fine," the dragon snapped. GRRRRRRRRGH! "Happy?"
"What the hell are you doin?" asked Don Vito. "You can't goaddin dose litldangslil unerquantion? it looks fsfuhpid!" Vito babbled.
"GO AWAY!" Max yelled. "I'm trying to kill a stupid grrghing dragon!"
"Uh...sorry Max," the Author said. "Suddenly, I'm not allowed to put death in my stories."
"So what now?" Tony asked. "We all live happily ever after?"
"Why can't we have any death?" Max asked.
"Because death is not allowed is this childrens story," the Editor said.
"This is a real interesting childrens story," Tony said sarcastically. "Pulling characters from shows that mostly teenagers watch. Those chlidren are going to be so interested."
"...Shut up..." the Editor said.
"I'm freakin levin! Ya can jusgoen makealldeissi ffushipid saff happen...! ...appplesauce...Stay in thieds caade frulla Vulcan idiots!" Don Vito said.
"Goose in the over!" Amy said.
"There's a goose in the oven?" Tony asked.
"Go, go Power Ranger!" said the second church weirdo.
"My head hurts," Shippo said."Fox Demon of Justice needs quiet time!"
"I'm gonna deck the hall with your guts," said Santa 3000.
"That's not allowed!" the Editor said. "So, nyahaha!"
"I'm a Canadian dude named Bobby Fortye Gostoes!" Amy screamed.
"This chick is out of her muind," said Jeramy Robard. "Sweetheart, I can getcha somethin much betta. I can teach ya how to slay this dragon too, all you gotta do is learn-start-doin in."
GRRGH! "The dragon is back!"
"You never left," Max growled.
"Oh, yeah, right," the dragon said. GRRRRGH!
"That song is finally out of my head!" Ed said. "I can kill the dragon!"
"Oh no, you can't," the Editor said. "DEATH is NOT allowed!"
"Well, then what about The Hurricane?" Tony asked.
"What about him?" the Editor said.
"If we can't show death, how is he dead?" Tony asked.
"He's not," the Author said. "The dragon hasn't moved his foot yet."
"Huh?" the dragon said. "I mean, GRRGH!"
"This story's STUPID!" Max yelled.
"Stupid isn't allowed either," said the Editor. "It's a bad word.
"You're stupid," the dragon said. "I mean, GRRRGH!"
"What did I just tell you?" the Editor screamed.
"You're not allowed in this story cause you're stupid and stupid is a bad word," Tony said.
"Exactly," the Editor said. "So I won't interrupt anymore."
"This is the dumbest thing I've ever written," the Author said. "And it's all YOUR fault!"
"Who's fault?" Amy asked.
"Max's!" the Author screamed. "It was his idea to hunt this stupid dragon!"
"Uh...actually that was yours," Tony said.
"Oh...then never mind Max," the Author said. "This story's still stupid though."
"Of course it is," Koga said. "And now the Editors' shut his mouth, I can kill the dragon!"
"Didn't you learn your lesson last time, you mangy wolf?" Inuyasha asked.
"Next time you won't have such good luck and be alive again!" Amy said. "And then the dragon will go and eat us all!"
"It will not!" Amy said.
"Yes it will!" Amy yelled at Amy.
"Shut up Amy!" Amy screamed.
"Why don't I just kill her?" Koga suggested.
"Good idea,' Ed said. "And I'll take care of the dragon!"
"Yeah, right," the dragon said. "You can't kill me! Even with your fancy magic and metal arm! I am invinc...grrgh! Grrgh! GRRAGH!"
"Stop saying grragh!" the Author yelled.
GRRGH!
"How many times do I have to tell you guys to shut up!" Max yelled.
"Tell the kid he's not as good as I am," Koga said. "and I will."
"I wish the dragon had kill you," Amy said. "Then Bob and Lilo and I could live happily ever after."
"Something is wrong with this mortal," Inyasha said.
"I know how to kill the dragon," Miroku said. "Wind Tunnel! Huh? What's happening! The Wind Tunnel banckfired!"
"Well, good going stupid," said Santa.
"I thought you ran away," Max said.
"I came back to give you a pogo stick for Christmas," Santa told Max.
"Citizen Dragon thank you for lifting your foot, but now I am forced to use my Hurri-Powers on you," said The Hurricane.
"Do you know how many people have dibs on that dragon?" Tony asked The Hurricane.
"How many Bobo?" asked Amy.
"My name's Tony, Amy," Tony said.
"And my name's Bobby Fortye Gostoes!" Amy yelled at Tony.
"And I am Maurice Chavez," said, well, you know, Amy.
"Greeting mortals," said Kostantinos.
"I am not a mortal, you freak," Koga said.
"Why are you wearing a skirt?" Amy asked Koga.
"Because I can!" Koga yelled.
"You have a tail!" Amy squealed. "Isn't that cool Bob?"
"Totally," Amy said.
"Can I pet it?" Amy asked Koga.
"No!" Koga yelled at her.
"Can I keep him as a pet, Amy?" asked Amy.
"No, Lilo, he's my new dog," Amy said.
"I'm your new WHAT?" Koga screamed. "I'm not a dog, I'm a wolf! And don't touch my tail!" he added for Amy had reached out and started to pet it.
"Here's Socko!" said Mick Foley.
"Mankind, The Rock said that The Rock is gonna take that sock, shine it up real nice, turn that son-" The Rock began.
"No, Rock, you cannot use that word in this story," the Editor said.
"So you're tellin The Rock that he can't use The Rock's catchphrases?"
"That's exactly righ-" the Editor started.
"It doesn't matter what you think!" The Rock said.
Grrgh, grrgh, grrrgh, grrrrgh, grrrrrrrgh, grragh, grrrrrgh.
"Excuse me miss," Miroku asked Amy. "But would you consider bearing my children? No? All right then. How about you?" he said, moving on Marie. "Would you consider bearing my child?"
"I'll consider hurting you," Marie replied. "How's that?"
"Miroku," the Editor said. "Control yourself! You can't ask people that in this story."
"I'm going home with Bob, Lilo, and my new dog!" Amy said.
"I'm not your dog!" Koga yelled at her.
"Oh, yes you are," Amy said. "And your new name is Bobo the Clown Dog."
"It's WHAT!" Koga screamed.
"And we're going to dress you up in pretty frilly dresses with tiaras and bracelets and necklaces!" Amy said said, completely ignoring Koga. "But first we have to shave that nasty fur off!"
Koga kicked Amy in the head and she fell over dead.
"I thought we couldn't show death," Tony said to the Editor.
"Well, she was getting on everyone's nerves," the Editor replied.
"Oh, my god, he killed Amy!" Stan said.
"Those-oh, wait dude. Who's Amy?" Kyle asked.
"So, how's it goin, Bobo the ClownDog?" Inuyasha asked Koga.
Koga growled.
The Author thought: 'Hmm, I've got nothing else to write, so I guess that's it."
THE END!
"Wait a minute, I'm the leader, I say when it's the end," the dog began.
"Wind Scar!" Inuyasha screamed as it hit the dog in the chest, causing him severe pain.
"Cool, it worked!" Leon said.
"It's the end," the dog mumbled.