Happy Halloween Batty!
Disclaimer: I don't own batman or any of its awesome characters! Mostly villains though. I don't own any kind of food either.
Author's Notes: My two favorite villains are Harvey Two-Face and The Riddler. Sorry but I'm kinda (ONLY A LITTLE) picking on Batman. I mean it too. Only a little! This takes place before Riddler gets caught and Two-Face dies! (Sob)
Inside Two-Faced Lair
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR HAVING A HALLOWEEN PARTY?" yelled the bad Harvey. Walking up behind the Riddler at his desk.
"You know a Halloween party sounds fun," said the nice Two-Face, with a smile. Edward looked at him in surprise.
"Really?"
"NO!" Harvey yelled again.
"Come on you guys could at least give him a coin toss," said the evil girl friend. "A Halloween party does kind of sound fun. And it make me so happy." She kissed him on the cheek. His smile grew and grew.
"Please Harvey, Will promise you something if you give him a chance. How's that sound baby?" said the good Harvey's girlfriend.
"Like what?" said Two-face. Both sides were interested in this subject. He looked from there two faces and smile bigger than the room. "Naughty girls. Ok, we'll give him a chance." he said. He put the coin on his thumb and flipped it high.
In Crane's office
Crane walks in and throws his suitcase up against the wall. Breathing heavily he straightens up with a smile. "I think I'm I gonna go screw around with the bat. Lets see¼ " he said slowly. "Bank, Home, Ritz Gothem?" Trying to decide what to choose.
"What is this?" he said as he picked up a green envelope. He turned it over to find a black question mark for the seal. "I'm not helping him." He ripped the outer layer and began to laugh. "A Halloween party? Has he lost his mind?"
Crane was still laughing as he read the invite. "He's as crazy as I am."
At the same point in time, all of Batman's foes, were opening the same letter. All of them had the same reaction too. But they all pressed the button on the bottom of the invite. The button that said R.S.V.P.
Back in Two-Face's lair
"See face it's not that bad, is it?" said the evil girlfriend laying on the bed. "You know I get really wild on Halloween." She smiled as she grabbed Harvey by the neck of his suit and pulled him onto the bed.
"We suppose not," said bad Harv. He rolled on to his back and hung his head over the side of the bed. "At least it's not completely pointless. We mean at least we get something out of it." He stopped talking as the door got kicked open.
"Look!" yelled Edward. "They all R.S.V.P.ed! Hay in¼ ¼ ¼ ¼ ¼ . your¼ ¼ ¼ ¼ ¼ .faces!" he said into Two-Face's face. In one quick motion Harvey had his gun against Riddler's face. Pressing it had to his temple.
"We're still wondering if your bleed green! What to find out!" He said flipping off the bed. Riddler roughly shook his head. "Now, Come on." he said. "Get your coat.
"Why where are we going?" asked Edward.
"Why, to get stuff for a party that's where." said good Harv. "Coming?" Two-faced walked through the door and Riddler shipped after him.
Author's notes (again) : So¼ ¼ .. What do ya think? Good. Bad. Keep going. Stop while I'm ahead? Please comment! I know its short this is just chapter one!