Ricklas - What A Load Of Rubbish - Part one
A/N: Imagine Person A of your OTP visiting a fortune teller, who describes her soul-mate to them. Then they see Person B, who fits the description exactly.
"Come on Martha it'll be a laugh." Jim said walking towards a fortune teller tent. All the cast but Larry were at a fun fair in Birmingham - Martha's home town. Larry was currently finishing the scripts for Bill back in London and they were all going to meet up tomorrow for a read through.
"Fine." Martha sighed following him into the tent.
"Welcome." The older lady smiled. She was dressed in a purple dress, and had long black hair draping over her shoulders and a very welcoming grin. Martha and Jim smiled at the what the thought 'nutty woman'. "I'm sensing single presents in the room." She said. Martha and Jim both nodded.
"Yes, we're both single." Jim said.
"Well, let me tell you about what your soul-mate will be like and where to find them. You young sir -" She gave a little smiled and nodded a Jim. "You're soul-mate will be tall, well taller than you.." She started.
"Let's be honesty most people are taller then me - woman included." He laughed.
The woman ignored him and carried on. "She will have sparkling green eyes; her eyes will be piercing, like shes looking right into your heart. Brown mid-length hair which is normally tied up but when is let loose will show her face of nicely." Jim was really getting interested, Martha just rolled her eyes. "You wont be expecting it when she comes along; you may have started to give up but she will come along and completely blow you off your feet."
"Where will she be? You said you'll tell us where she is."
The lady rubbed the side of her head a little. "I can't say exactly, or even be sure, but I see kids; lots of kids."
"I have my nephews birthday party in a few weeks. Maybe she'll be there." He grinned. "I was dreading it before but now I can't wait."
"Now your turn love." She smiled at Martha. "I see a man -" She started.
"Well theres a start." She mumbled under her breath. Jim elbowed her.
"He's average height, average size. But his face is something special. Bright blue eyes that look like a summer sky, especially when he smiles, they twinkle brightly. And his smile - its a little grin that mealts your heart. He's a funny guy. Just an hour with him and the whole rooms in stitches, he's even a dick at times." She said raising her eye brows. "But that's one of his many qualities, why you and many others fall in love with him - that and his hearty laugh with fills any room with joy."
"Right, and where am I going to meet this 'dick' then?" She asked.
"Oh no, you've already met him." She smiled. "He's already a big part of your life, you just haven't seen him in that light yet."
"Who is it?" Martha asked. She didn't believe any of it but the fact that she apparently 'already knew him' messed with her mind.
"I can't say love, but you work with him. He's the one who tries way to hard to impress you; you just haven't noticed it. It's funny really." She laughed. "All I'm saying is dress to impress at work tomorrow."
"What a load of rubbish!" Martha said as her and Jim walked out the tent.
"Really?" Jim asked. "Don't you believe any of it?"
"Nope. She clearly made it up. I mean lets be honest most people are taller than you - no offense - it's all made up on the spot."
"How did she know you had work tomorrow, it's a Saturday after all."He raised his eye brows.
"Lucky guess." Martha said.
Jim laughed. "Come on let's find the others. We have to leave for London soon.."