A/N: READ AT YOUR OWN RISK! EXTREME RANDOMNESS!!! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!! (I don't own DP, I do own FUDGY CHEESE! YUMMY! Read on……)

Cheese Angst

As Danny stumbled out of bed, he banged his head against the wall three times yelling "ANGST! ANGST! ANGST!!!!" Sam heard him all the way from her house and ran over to his.

She yelled at him "STOP STEALING MY STYLE! I'M THE GOTH!"

Danny replied with "ANGST!" Sam gave him a curious look before punching him, then asking, "Are you okay?"

He replied angrily "I'm feeling angry and pubescent today! LIVE WITH IT!" Sam slaps him again then take out a machine gun and shoots him because she is having her 'monthly' and the angst is driving her insane and making her high.

Danny dies (boohoo) and Sam goes on with her life.

Jazz then hunts Sam down with a cheese ray, that she stole from her father by distracting him with Fudgy cheese, and turns Sam into a cheese which she gives to her over weight father to eat!

Her father thought it tasted to Gothic-y and gave it to Maddie, his wife. She liked the taste of Goth-y rebellious Sam cheese.

Unfortunately for Maddie and Jack, Sam was still alive as cheese, and sought out revenge by giving them horrible stomachaches! Danny, who had come back as a ghost, (duh) found out Sam had been eaten as cheese by his parents, was happy she had been eaten, but because she was hurting his parents, he saved her from stomach acid.

But since Danny was still mad at her, he ate her!!!!

And because he was a ghost, she couldn't give him a stomachache!

HURRAY DANNY!

But Danny regretted eating the love of his life and goes to his room, then bangs his head against the wall yelling "ANGST!! ANGST! ANGST!"

Tucker then came running over hearing Danny bang his head saying "DUDE! What is wrong with you!!!!"

Danny then tells him about how he ate Sam, takes Jazz's cheese ray, and eats Tucker to keep her company!

Tucker and Sam get married in Danny's stomach and Danny feels alone, so he commits ghost suicide, thought he technically couldn't die, he acts dead anyway!

Now Sam and Tucker have a house and three cheese children! They live cheesily ever after in his stomach!

Eventually, Danny decides that being dead is no fun so he turns himself into cheese and joins Sam and Tucker. Unfortunately, Sam and Tucker are made at him and feed him to their Cheese Children. So Danny, once again, bangs his head from within the stomach of the Cheese children yelling.

"ANGST!! ANGST! ANGST!!!!!"

The End

A/N: Hey, we warned you….