Jak and Daxter bloopers
Jak and Daxter bloopers
Jak and Daxter, The Precursor Legacy
(First scene at Misty Island. Jak and Daxter are hiding behind a rock when Gol and Maia appear)
GOL: Continue your search for artifacts and eco. (gasps) The locals possess-
(The security wire holding Gol in the air begins to snap and swings him around)
GOL: What the-? Who's responsible for the faulty construction of this confounded rope?!
(Maia snickers and pinches the bridge of her nose. Jak and Daxter can be heard laughing in the back)
GOL: Shut up! It's not funny!
(The wire snaps completely and Gol falls to the ground)
DIRECTOR: Cut!
-X-
(Jak and Daxter enter Samos' hut)
SAMOS: What in green tarnation...Is my line? Someone tell old Samos the Sage what his line is before I turn you into a fern!
DAXTER: (snickering) Yea, a "wise" old sage, alright. More like "senile".
SAMOS: What'd you say, rat?!
DAXTER: I said it's good to see the wise sage every once in a while!
SAMOS: Oh.
(Jak covers his mouth and snickers)
-X-
(Jak jumps out of the portal from Geyser Rock. He missed his cue to duck and Daxter accidentally hits him in the head)
DAXTER: What the heck?! You were supposed to duck, Jak! Pay attention!
-X-
(They repeat the portal scene and Jak forgot to duck again)
DAXTER: Alright, that's it! We need a stunt Jak for this part.
(He walks off the set)
-X-
(Keira tells Jak and Daxter about the Lost Precursor City)
KEIRA: The Blue Sage has been trying to figure out how he can bring one of the chambers to the surface. But he was never successful.
(Daxter looks into a bucket filled with water and baby lurker fish)
KEIRA: You should check it out.
DAXTER: Uh, aren't there a lot of...uh...lurker sharks in that water?
KEIRA: Why? Are you scared?
DAXTER: Me? Of course not. Just lookin' out for J- AAAHHHH!!
(One of the lurker fish jumps out of the water and grabs a hold of Daxter's arm)
DAXTER: Get it off me! Get it off me!
(Jak laughs as he pries the fish off of Daxter's arm)
DIRECTOR: (snickering) Cut!
-X-
(Jak and Daxter have just discovered White eco)
DAXTER: White eco?! That could be the stuff to change me back!
(Daxter smacks Jak in the back of the head and ends up falling off his shoulder)
DAXTER: Ottsel down!
DIRECTOR: Cut!
-X-
(Jak and Daxter have just defeated Gol and Maia)
SAMOS: Yes. Gol and Maia. The Dark eco probably destroyed them. Probably...
GOL: (in the distance) We're still alive, you idiots!
(Everyone on the set starts laughing)
DIRECTOR: Cut!!
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(Daxter has just interrupted Jak and Keira's kiss)
DAXTER: Whoa! Put it on ice, big guy!
DIRECTOR: Cut! And that's a wrap!
DAXTER: YES!! It's about time!
JAK: Oh, thank God. I was tired of being the mute guy all the time. If we do another one, I want a speaking role.
DAXTER: Another one? Don't get too in over your head, Jak. I ain't workin' with you people again!
KEIRA: Well, now that this is all over, you wanna grab a latte?
JAK: Sure.
DAXTER: Hey! Wait for me!