Jack looked at Juliet. He lip twitched in that annoying way. He responded with a smile that didn't make you gag.
He saw James against a tree reading The Catcher in the Rye. Kate walked up to him so he put the book down. They shared a kiss, which turned into tongue action, which turned in to them insanely groping each other. Jack grimaced. Kate was beautiful but the bitch was crazy, Jack had to admit that she a James made a good couple.
He looked back at Juliet; she was still giving of that smile that looked as if a bateaux shot had torn the nerve in her lip so she couldn't control her facial expressions. Other then that she was pretty. He really couldn't see himself with her after what she had done to them as captives, even though she had risked her life to save them.
Jack looked over at Hurley. He was eating mustard out of a mustard tube from the DARHMA. It starred to leak out of his mouth. He felt a sudden thrill of excitement, one he often used to feel around Sarah or Kate or Juliet. Wow that red shirt really brings out his brown slash hazel eyes, Jack thought. He looks good. His half-shaven face looked beautiful, as it was lit b the sun. He had the most amazing figure. Jack stopped himself. Did I just say Hugo's hot!? He is so sweet and I bet that he would be really cuddly. Do I like Hurley? Jack tried to deny it. I'm not gay. I mean there was that whole thing in college was I lost my virginity but that was only because no girls wanted to do me so I had to settle with a guy. It still was fun, maybe the best I've ever had. Maybe I do have feelings for him. He pictured himself with Hurley. It was such a beautiful images that he no longer thought of it as a bad thing. Everyone would think that they were a beautiful couple. He still had some doubt in his mind. Hugo bent over too pick up the cookie he dropped. His pants slid down his waist and revealing his but crack. This beautiful site made confirmed Jacks feelings.
He walked over to Hugo. "I love you!" he said.
"I love you too Jack!" Hugo stuffed the rest of his sandwich in his mouth as Jack ran towards him. They started to make out fiercely. Jack liked the ketchup off of Hurley's lips.
Juliet, Kate and James were doing some laundry together. Juliet and Kate gagged.
"Thank god I dumped him!' Kate said. Juliet continued to gag.
"I can't believe I kissed those lips!" Both girls shuddered.
James chuckled. "I knew it all along." He said. "Come on ladies, your missing out on the bad boy action." The girls tore their eyes away from the queer site.
"I get him today," said Juliet glancing at James.
"Fine, but I get him all day tomorrow," Kate said.
"Deal," said Juliet.
"When does Jack get a piece of this?" James joked. Both girls responded.
Slap.
Jack and Hurley continued as James, with both his arms rapped around both girls' necks, walked into the sunset.