The Mario Poems

by Madz the Penguin

Want to read fanfics but only have five minutes on your hands? Then try out these poems! Come read poems based on the Mario games by the one and only author of the Madz and Starlow series. This time: Midbus raps due to what happened to a fiction pig. 'Nuff said. Come on out, Midbus!

1. Scary Monster

Welcome to the fanfiction where I do Mario poems! This is where either me or Fanfiction users think of ideas for poems, and I do it in poem form. There is no beta reader for this fanfiction, unless one volunteers to do so. However, I prefer suggestions going by PM and not by reviews, so keep that in mind. That said, here's the first poem! This "scary monster" is not the monster you expect...

They fear Bowser

They run away

They do not care where they go

They run astray

For Bowser is frightening

He causes much drama

What Toads also say

He gives them trauma

But I now feel Bowser

For I scare the Toads

I am large and frightening

And block the busiest roads

I remember my old life

Me and my family

I had a wife and a child

We lived together happily

But one day in the forest

I saw a strange man in a cloak

At first, I thought to myself

What a strange folk.

But the man invited me to try

The weird mushroom he had

I looked at his smile

He looked creepy, but glad

I said I would try the mushroom later

But he just stared at me

He said, his smile staying

"It has the approval of Toadley!"

I took a step back

I was about to run away

The strange man just said

"I have needing money for the day!"

I started running

But he was too fast

He stuffed the mushroom in my mouth and said,

"The Blorbs, at last!"

My body felt strange

It started to swell

My heart beat rapidly

I was not feeling well

Soon, I could only see the sky

Tree branches were there, too

I was getting larger and rounder

What was happening, I had no clue

I felt my body stop growing

My panic slightly diminished

But I could hear the strange man mutter

That his plan was not finished

I felt a kick on my mushroom head

After that, the day was a blur

I knew I was crashing into things

But all I wanted was a cure

Now I am in Toadley Clinic

Where I was diagnosed with the Blorbs

I am now a scary monster like Bowser

Who doesn't know what rhymes with Blorbs

He has met with a terrible fate, hasn't he? This poem has strange rhyming: the 2nd and 4th lines rhyme, but the 1st and 3rd do not. It sounds better that way, like it's a song. I hope you enjoy this poem, and happy holidays!