for all jayni-an-doug lovers here is the sequal! it's mainly about their relationship and criminals, paul and his family, and the mile high club will all be metioned!

Someone was calling my name. I blinked a little in the morning sunshine before turning over in the warm covers.

"Five more minutes…." I mumbled, pulling the duvet over my head and burrowing down under them.

"You lazy arse! I made you breakfast you better get up to eat it!" Jayni pulled the covers off me in a flash, giggling. I lay cold for a minute, groaning and pulling a pillow over my head.

"I pressed my snooze button. The button is pressed!"

"Fine I'll eat your breakfast then." She picked up a tray which had what looked and smelt like a bacon sarnie.

"I'm up, I'm up!" I sat upright and she smiled.

"You run on your stomach, you!" She giggled and brought over the tray, sitting next to me on the bed. She looked happy for a moment then looked sad.

"Jayjas why so sad?" I tugged on a dread playfully.

"You have to go today. I don't want you to go."

"You think I want to go? I've missed two weeks of really important stuff. I mean, c'mon the whole world thinks I've completely vanished. I have to go back to London Jayjas. But I'd rather be here with you." She smiled and I kissed her on the forehead.

I'd been in Cornwall for two weeks with Jayni. Ever since the karaoke night. I'd been so happy, spending every living breathing moment with her that I couldn't drag myself back to London.

But I had to.

After I told her I loved her on the karaoke night, we stayed hugging for hours. Just stood there, arms wrapped around each other. Happy to finally be together. Stef had come up and gone to bed. And we stayed put. Until around two-ish when I noticed Jayni was sucking gently on my earlobe.

You can guess what happened after that.

It sounds so……for want of a better word chavvy to sleep with someone on the first night.

But with me and Jayni, it's like we've been going out forever.

That makes it all right, I think. I don't think we'll be telling anyone else though.

Also, I won't be telling anyone of the major, major slip-ups I made, that make Jayni howl with laughter and me just cringe.

Slip-up number 1: Y'know she wears a scarf for a belt? Well, it's tied up in a knot so that it works as a belt.

I could not for the life of me undo the thing!

So she was laid there and I was swearing at this stupid knot to undo.

She found it hilarious. I didn't.

Slip-up number 2: After I finally got the stupid knot to undo and we were just about to…..Y'know…. I, remembering that in school she'd never had a boyfriend and she hadn't had one since, thought that she was still a virgin. So me thinking this, thought I had better reassure her and say, "I'll be gentle."

BIG mistake.

She immediately stopped and whispered "What the fuck?"

"Jayjas, I just wanted to reassure you…."

"Reassure me about what?"

"That it won't hurt."

"Dougie do you still think I'm a virgin?"

"Yeah….."

She burst out laughing, leaving me completely confused. She took my head between her hands, kissed me on the forehead and whispered to me,

"Doug, you better hope I'm gentle with you!"

And after that….eh, well…..

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It felt so natural to wake up next to Jayni in the morning. I woke up and found myself face to face with her. She was still asleep, pillow held half over her head as always. I kissed her on the edge of her nose and got up, stretching. Her room was similar to her one back at her old house except very decluttered. There was a wardrobe and her bed. There was a little balcony though, which had good views of the harbour. I opened the little French window and stepped outside.

Then things got a little complicated.

I was stood happily outside when Stef came into the room, without knocking.

"Jayni, have you seen the cat? It like, vanished last night and it hasn't eaten anything……OHMIGOD!"

I swung round to face her and she screamed again.

"Cover yourself please!" She screeched, covering her eyes and walking back out through the door.

I remembered then that I was completely naked. I covered myself quickly.

"Who needs The Sun when I get the fucking G-A-Y replay in my own home?" Stef laughed, walking out the room. I felt myself blush then looked high and low in the room for my boxers (Jayni still being asleep). I found them finally and lay back down next to Jayni, who was still asleep.

Not the best start to the day, but it did make Jayni laugh when I told her. She finally woke up when I went back to sleep so when I woke up she was in their little kitchenette easting her breakfast. She was wearing a old Betty Boop t-shirt and looked really pretty in the morning light. I walked in, rather embarrassed as Stef was leaning on the counter drinking coffee.

"Morning SC." I sat next to her and she leant over and kissed me.

"Morning SB." I had no idea what to say to her. It was just the fact that she was sitting next to me, as my girlfriend. "Er….you sleep all right?" Such a lame ass thing to say….

"Yes considering." She laughed and suddenly sat herself down on my lap. She laid into my shoulder, her breath tickling my neck. Peeping out from under her t-shirt was her tattoo on her thigh which I'd only discovered last night. It was a line of bats, rather gothic for Jayni, but it suited her down to the ground and was rather sexy.

"There's my discovery! I claim this tattoo, leg and woman for the kingdom of Poynter!"

"And what if this tattoo, leg and woman does not want to be claimed for the kingdom of Poynter?" Asked Jayni jokingly.

"Then it shall have to be taken forcefully….." I squeezed her round her middle tightly so she squealed. Then I kissed her, to which Stef snorted and left the room.

That week we barely left the flat. We weren't just having sex, but we were having good old-time Jay-And-Doug chats, which we hadn't done in ages. It just felt so good to be back with Jayni. We went out in St Ives, and it was like it always had been- running along, laughing and playing jokes, except now we were going out. Which was like, a million times better.

Sometimes we'd just go to a field. Once, we just climbed up this big hill, and just laid at the top, holding hands and looking at the clouds.

Every morning, I said to myself as I looked for my boxers Right, today you have to go back. Today you have to go back to London. But then, Jayni would wake up and her eyes would sparkle emerald at the sight of me and I knew wild horses couldn't drag me away from her.

I did the very stupid thing of not turning my phone on for three days. Then on the Tuesday night when me and Jayni were sat curled up together watching some old black-an-white film, Jayni suddenly pulled out my phone from my pocket.

"I should get your number really. And put mine in your phone book." She said, turning it on. I shrugged.

"YOU HAVE712 MISSED PHONE CALLS." My phone beeped. I swore loudly and Jayni burst out laughing.

"Look at your texts! 300! And that's just the ones actually in your inbox!" She started reading them out to me.

"From Dan, Mate where are you? You've been gone all day and all we've heard is that you went out with some bird. From Harold, it's two in the morning now. Where the fuck are you? Danny's been texting you all night but he hasn't got a response. From tom….."

Suddenly it started ringing. I tried to grab it but Jayni swatted me away, answering it herself. She put it on loudspeaker.

"Heylo it's Jayni Parkin speaking how can I help you?"

"Erm hi this is Doug's phone right?"

"Yes."

"Then why are you answering it?"

"Because Dougie is currently unavailable right now. Who might I say is speaking?"

"It's Danny one of his fucking band mates. We haven't seen or heard from him since Thursday!"

"Well I can see your predicament right now. I'll try and patch you through right now." She held the phone out to me.

"Mr Poynter, your three o'clock is ready." She said, putting on a fake Marilyn Monroe accent and making me crack up.

"Why thank you Miss Parkin. Whom is calling?" I asked, putting on a fake posh accent.

"One of your band mates Danny." She continued in the voice, almost making herself laugh now.

"Heya Dan. S'up?"

"I'll tell you what's up….who's that girl anyway?"

"Oh that's Jayni my new secretary. Isn't she the greatest?" I came off the phone, waggled my eyebrows and Jayni yelled out in her Marilyn accent, "Oh Mr Poynter stop it!" We both burst into giggles.

"Jayni? Isn't that your best friend?"

"No. Girlfriend."

"Is that why you've not been seen for like three days? You've been with her?"

"Yesus."

"You'd better get back here quick. Management is going to slaughter you."

"I'll be back soon."

"Yeah but when?"

Jayni wrenched the phone off me.

"I'm sorry but Mr Poynter has a very busy schedule ahead of him. We'll get back to you as soon as possible." Then she hung up on him.

"Jayni! I needed to know when I needed to be back by!"

"They're big boys. They can survive without you for a few days." She was dialling my voicemail now.

"Jayjas what in fuck are you doing?"

"Changing your voice mail message. Hem hem. Heylo this is the office of Dougie Poynter speaking. We regret to inform you that he is out with me at the moment. See ya!" She ended the call and threw the phone back to me.

"Now they won't bother you!"

Later that same night, she hacked into my answering machine and put the same message.

The second week she made me go out surfing with her.

She is really good at it. She looks hot in her wet suit and is known by all the locals.

I suck at it. I look like a retard in the wet suit bought for me by Jayni and the locals hate me for going out with Jayni.

"It doesn't matter that you're not good at it. And I prefer you without the wetsuit on, to tell you the truth. I can see your tattoo then and your ankh." She told me, before kissing me and running off to go surf with her surfer friends leaving me sat alone on the beach.

In the evenings, she gave me private lessons on the empty beach. But they always ended with us chasing each other through the water and making out in the sand.

Those two weeks were just like heaven.

All good things must come to an end. So, that morning after my bacon sarnie, I packed all the things I'd got over the last two weeks (Stuff like clothes and boxers. I hadn't brought any down cos I didn't think I'd be staying that long.) into my car.

"Don't go!" Jayni was hugging me tightly round my neck, covering me with quick little kisses.

"Jayjas I have too. But I'll call you as soon as I get to London okay?"

"Okay." She sniffed.

I kissed her, got in my car and drove down the road. I turned promptly round again and drove up outside the café. Jayni was still stood there as if she knew I'd come back.

"How about you come to London with me, meet the lads type thing?"

I knew I didn't even have to ask. She ran straight round to the passenger door and climbed in.

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