Disclaimer: obviously I don't own gundam wing or veggie tales, so if you think so, then off to the asylum for you!!!!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!!!!
A/N: hey everybody!!!! I return w/the weirdest ficcy eva!!! Veggie tales gone gundam!!!! Oh, I am truly evil!!!!! No pairings, just plain humor!!!! This will be a series of veggie tales songs for each pilot, and this one stars UNIBANG!!!! (Sung to oh where is my hairbrush). *hee-chan enters.*
Hee-chan: *in announcer voice* okay, welcome to Where is My Hair gel? , sung by Unibang, as my friend Duo says…
Duo: true true!!! Hey poetry_freak!!!
Author: yay!!! My boyfriend!!! *Hugs Duo*(in another fic to be published later, my character is duo's girlfriend, it'd be Hee-chan, but I'm his half-sister, so there!!!!)
Hee-chan: on with the story!!!!
Trowa, known as Unibang in this fic, enters the scene exiting the shower. (A/n: trowa fans drool!!! Hehehehe, I'm not one though, so u guys can have him) He frantically searches the bathroom for his hairgel, but to no avail…
Unibang: Oh where, is my hair gel? Oh where, is my hair gel? Oh where, oh where, oh where, oh where, ohhhhh whereeeereeee…is my hair-gel!?
As Trowa wonders this, Fe-fe (pronounced fa-fa, and is Wufei, obviously) enters the scene. Shocked, slightly embarrassed, and controlling a nosebleed (a/n: hehehehehehe, wu-man you naughty hentai!!!) he says:
Fe-fe: I think I saw some hair gel back there!!!!!
Trowa: Back there, is my hair gel, back there, is my hair gel!!! Back there, back there, oh where back there, back there-is my hair gel!!!
At this point Ketra (Quetre) enters the scene. Shocked, slightly embarrassed, hiding a nosebleed, (naughty ketra!!!) at seeing Unibang in a towel, he asks:
Ketra: Why do you need hair gel when your hair is a wig!!!! (a/n: bum bum bum!!! I knew it! Haha, unibang's bald!!!!)
At this, Unibang looks up. He'd been discovered! Ketra had knocked his wig off! (ketra leaves, and wu-man's left too.)
Unibang: No hair, for my hair gel, no hair, my poor hair gel! No hair, no hair, no where back there, no haaaiiirrr for my hair gel!!!???
Now…Duo gets to enter!!!! He enters the scene, shocked and slightly embarrassed seeing trowa, well…(a/n: no duo!!! Don't get a nosebleed!!!) and doesn't have a nosebleed problem. (a/n: good boyfriend!!!) Duo looks at his feet and admits:
Duo: Umm…well…Unibang…that hair gel of yours…well…you don't use it…you don't need it…well…I'm sorry, I didn't know…but I gave it to Hee-chan, 'cause he needs it…
Unibang is taken aback. He sings:
Unibang: Not fair, my poor hair gel, not fair, my little hair gel, not fair, not fair, not faaaiiirrr, my poor hair gel!!!
Next, Heero enters. (A/N: *gasp* I used his real name!!!) he murmers:
Hee-chan: Thanks for the hair gel! (he leaves)
Feeling attachment for his hair gel, but happy nonetheless, Unibang calls out:
Unibang: Take care, of my hair gel, take care, of my hair gel! Take care, take care, nice hair, take care, take caaarrreee, of my hair gel!!!!
THE END!!!
A/N: hmm…how is it? Review and tell me what you think! Whether or not you like it, the next chapter will come out! *Hee-chan enters the room*
Hee-chan: Tune in next time to hear Duo sing…I Love My Braid!!!!
Please review!!!!!!!!!!!!