chapter 1

an; fuck all i cant believe im doing this

Hi my name is Deby Dark'ness Gooey d'Beatrice Way and I have long ebony dark hair (i wish my name was ebony) with purple streaks and red tips that reach my mid-back andn deep grey eyes like stormy clouds and a lot of people tell me I look like Megan Fox (an; if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I work at a super top secret military base called N.E.S.T. I can talk to machines, which is why they recruited me. I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and whenever Im not in my N.E.S.T uniform, I wear mostly black. For example the other day I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking ouside N.E.S.T. base. It was dark out which I was very happy about. A lot of preppy soldiers stared at me, so I put up my middle finger at them.

"Human!" shouted a voice. It was… Megatron!?111

"What's up Megatron?" I asked shyly. I wondered why he was freely roaming around N.E.S.T. headquarters.

"Nothing." he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends (an; they work at N.E.S.T. too!) call me, and I had to go away.

an; FFFFFFFANGZ FOR READING PLX RR

chapter...2!

an; flames will be used to melt megatron out of the icy prison he currently resides in k thx

The next day I woke up in my room. It was still dark and gloomy outside. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood I kept in the back of my fridge. I make sure it's hidden carefully-nobody knows that Im secretly….. a vampire! My coffin was made out of polished black wood and inside it was blood red velvet lined with black lace. I got out of my coffin and yawned (an; btw she can retract her fangz so nobody knows who she really is!). I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun and headed out.

My friend, Bumblebee, was already waiting outside for me. "OMFG, I saw Megatron talking to you yesterday!" he said excitedly.

"Yeah? So?" I hushed him, blushing. If someone heard that I talked to Megatron I'd be dead for sure!

"Do you.. you know, like him" he asked as we went out of the resting (an; more like "nesting," ha ha) quarters and into the Main Hall.

"No I fucking don't!" I shouted.

"Yeah right! Just don't let Optimus find out, or you're screwed." she said. Just then, Megatron approached us!

"Hi." he said.

"Hi…" I replied, rather flirtatiously. Bumblebee laughed at me so I slapped him to make him be quiet.

"Guess what." he said.

"What?" I asked rather impatiently.

"Well, DJ Soundwave is having a concert in the city park." he told me.

I gasped. "Oh my fucking God!" I love DJ Soundwave. He is my favorite besides Hatsune Miku.

"Well… I was wondering if you wanted to go with me?" he asked.

My cloudy grey eyes widened in shock.