Kittennado
Down at the shore of Mouseville, Jerry Twinkle is eating at a local dive bar, Hooters. The TV is blaring some news about Tornado David.
"Tornado David is closing in on the shore of Calimouse. David is driving all the kittens towards the shore, so beware surfers!"
"Oh who cares," says Jerry.
"Those kittens could really hurt the surfers, dude." Clarissa replies. Clarissa is one of the hot bartenders at Hooters that Jerry had always had a crush on. Actually he has a crush on all the hot girls at Hooters.
"Well when I say who cares I mean me. I don't care what other people think. So why don't you shut you mouth and get me another drink." Jerry didn't care about anything when he's drunk; he just cared about getting more drinks.
"You know you could ask more politely," but Jerry was to drunk to be polite.
Jerry could see from his seat that the streets were starting to flood. Outside all the other mice were watching.
Why are people so stupid? Why don't they drive away and get out of here, incase the tornado hits. The again why don't I get out of here? Oh yeah, I haven't gotten my drink.
"Clarissa you coming with that drink?"
"I have to serve other people it may take a while." Clarissa yells back at Jerry.
Before Jerry hears it he sees it, the glass widow shattered as a giant kitten came in. The kitten immediately attacks Clarissa. Jerry is mesmerized by what he saw. This immediately snapped him out of his drunken rage, and Jerry took action.
He started attacking the kitten with the bar stool below him. Jerry knew to hit the kitten in the nose because of the various kitten weeks he had seen. By the time the kitten was dead it was to late for Clarissa.