MJ: Alright, this is a random thing I came up with in French, because we were watching some movie and I got bored. This is Aerrow's thoughts on the world of fandom. Enjoy!
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Disclaimer: I don't own Storm Hawks.
Aerrow's Woes
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Dark Ace is doing what he always does when not being filmed in an episode - walking through the studio being all cold and aloof. Of course, if he sees Aerrow, they'll talk a bit before parting ways - he's usually got a part every three seconds, and can't really take much time for a break. But today was a bit different, as Aerrow isn't even really in this episode - "Calling All Domos" was what Dark Ace thought it was called...he wasn't really sure, either. So, while taking his usual walk, he finds Aerrow curled up in the hallway, back against the wall.
"What's wrong with you?" Ace asks, going over to the obviously distressed teen.
"I was looking around on the internet and found some rather disturbing stuff..." Aerrow said, not looking up.
"Mind telling what it is?" Dark Ace questioned, sitting down next to Aerrow.
"Oh, nothing, except I've been paired with a whole bunch of people - Finn, Piper, there were a couple of me and Stork...the fanfic sites aren't much better - I've been paired with said people, Cyclonis, there was one where I was paired up with Ravess of all people, Starling..." Aerrow started, still not looking up. "Of course, there's also the ever-popular couple of me and you, but..."
"Those aren't nearly as disturbing?"
"Bingo...Dammit, I'm only fourteen!! Why the hell are they writing and drawing things where I'm always getting laid?!" Aerrow cried out, startling Dark Ace a bit from that last part.
"Woah, woah, the fans are really doing stuff like that?" the Talon asked, eyes wide with shock.
"Yup, and don't get me started on all the OC stuff there, too...This one person put me with a vampire in one story, a cat-girl in another, and they've taken up writing yaoi now!! Another one has given me a random cousin!! There's a story where I kill Piper, another where I betray my squadron to join Cyclonia, multiple ones where I've got kids...Somebody decided to do a whole thing where the reviewers either ask us questions or make us do dares!!" Aerrow continued, obviously upset from all the stories that have something to do with him as the main character.
"Yikes, that must suck..." Ace said.
"Why can't they leave me alone for once?! I mean, honestly, I'm not the only character on the stupid show!! So why do they have to pair me up with almost EVERYBODY?!" Aerrow exclaimed, finally looking up - his face showed that he'd been crying recently.
"That's the trouble with fans..." Dark Ace said, looking at Aerrow.
"But what if I don't WANT to be with all those people?! I just wanna be with you!!" Aerrow shouted, launching himself into Dark Ace's arms. Said Talon wasn't expecting that, and the force knocked him onto his back, Aerrow landing on top of him. Both blushed slightly from their current position.
"Um, Aer--" Dark Ace was cut off when Aerrow kissed him. The Talon's eyes widened considerably at the teen's actions, but eventually he kissed back, and then things got...a little out of hand...Let's just say that Aerrow was late for the rest of the episode and they had to re-film.
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MJ: Well? What think? Review and tell me!!